The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

There seems to be a feeling of "losing to mother" on the girl's face. After all, the reality is just like what she said. Xiao Bu and Oni Jiang did change their relationship quickly after living together.

Xiao Bu really had no way of resisting Oni Jiang at all. Even, the date when the two of them opened the box seemed to be a little earlier than mother thought.

To be exact, it was several years earlier!

Of course, there's no need for Oni-chan to know about this matter, let's just treat it as a little secret that Xiao Bu has kept alone all his life.

It's just that these things that are confessed now are already a test of the girl's face. If it wasn't for Oni-chan to hug her again, she would have wanted to find a gap to hide in.

At this time, Ye Zheng also didn't know what he should say, after all, he never expected such a situation.

In fact, he should have guessed it, after all, Xiao Bu was not the first girl he had experienced.

It's just... For the senior sister, the two of them didn't seem to have taken protective measures at all. The first time was because the senior sister was in a safe period, and every time after that, the two seemed to enjoy that kind of excitement.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's character is not the kind of so-called good girl, Ye Zheng can actually guess that she enjoys that kind of stimulation very much.

Even if the next generation is born very early, the senior sister is not afraid at all, not only because she loves him deeply.

It's because... Ye Zheng seems to have expressed his anticipation for the children of the two.

A little embarrassment flashed across his face. He actually didn't think too seriously about this kind of thing, but he just thought it would be pretty good to have children.

It never occurred to him that he and them, who were only high school students, would face any real problems.

In the role of a scumbag, the performance of a scumbag father probably goes far beyond the role of a scumbag boyfriend.

"Mom was right."

"BA... BAKA!"

Xiao Bu blushed, and more mist came out of his eyes:

"Oni sauce!"

"You idiot, how can you talk like that!"

She didn't expect that O'Neill's reaction after holding back for so long would be to approve of her mother's consideration. Of course, what made her more concerned was O'Neill's name!

Xiao Bu's memory is not bad, O'Neil sauce has always been called "Ms. Tujian" or "Auntie Tujian" since she was a child.

In the past, Oni-chan was always a little polite, and he cared about his etiquette when dealing with elders—it was completely different from how he treats beautiful girls of the same age now!

Of course, O'Neill's reaction made Xiao Bu heave a sigh of relief, after all, if he believed it, he shouldn't feel that he was that kind of indiscreet girl.

After all, in the closet of the girl's room, there is such a box full of that stuff, no matter how you look at it, it's not normal!

Although Xiaobu has confidence in Oni-chan, she still can't help but worry. If Oni-chan misunderstands herself, what will Xiaobu do...

"Eh? Mom is really right, no matter what it is, it's exactly what she said."

"Yeah, it's not...it's a title."

Xiao Bu was a little afraid to look at Oni-chan, in his eyes, the girl seemed to be able to see herself in a wedding dress, and then she and Oni-chan were happily looking at the baby in the swaddle ...

"Well·?)"

Frowning, let Xiao Bu clearly feel his unhappiness, Ye Zheng asked Xiao Bu seriously:

"Can't Oni-chan call mom 'Mom'?"

"Yes, but..."

"It's okay to be like this with Xiaobu?"

"Neither, nor..."

Oni-chan's serious look made Xiao Bu stutter a little, but he couldn't stop feeling the joy in his heart.

"Can our children not call their mother 'grandma' in the future?"

"Hmph, I really can't stand O'Neill's thick skin."

The girl turned her head to the other side, as if she was really unhappy, but her big eyes were already blurred.

Just don't let Oni sauce find out, Xiaobu is already so happy that he is about to fly~

After clearing his throat, Xiao Bu purposely suppressed his vocal cords, pretending to be muffled and said:

"Heh heh... whatever you want, Ernie-chan."

Ye Zheng blinked his eyes, he didn't intend to expose this kind of arrogance, such a cute little buried, how could he have the heart to destroy this scene.

Of course, he will not forget the original idea.

It's just a protective measure, let alone wearing this, before the temptation of my sister's beauty, it's not a matter of hesitation at all.

"Hey."

Ye Zheng picked up a box with his index finger and thumb, and looked at it curiously. He hadn't seen this thing up close before, and he just learned a little bit from the Internet.

"Does Xiao Bu know how to use this?"

"what?"

Chapter 1287 : Mother-in-law is really amazing!

Actually, Ye Zheng didn't really know.

Although he has never used it, after all, it can be understood literally. The easiest way to use it is to put it on directly...

But this does not prevent him from teasing his lovely sister a little bit.

"Oni-chan is not, with Sister Shiyu..."

"Eh... when I was with my senior sister, I hit directly..."

"Okay, okay, Oni-chan, stop talking!"

The girl quickly stopped his words, her face was flushed, but she was not just shy, she seemed to be slightly jealous.

No matter what, there is no way to talk about that kind of topic with Oni-chan at this time!

"Mom taught Xiaobu how to use it..."

The younger sister's voice was very low, but it was enough to make Ye Zheng's eyes widen, so he wouldn't feel that he heard it wrong.

I have to admit that all the mother-in-laws she met seem to be very good, except for Sayuri, who wants to upgrade from girlfriend to mother-in-law all day long...

The other mother-in-laws are like angels, taking good care of their good son-in-law.

He blinked, watching his younger sister's blush gradually spread, Ye Zheng didn't know that the reason for Xiao Bu's shyness was not just him.

In Xiao Bu's memory, her mother wasn't so strange. Who knew if it was because of the hope of her illness that she became too lively and mischievous?

The girl did not forget that when there were only mother and daughter, her mother actually demonstrated to herself with fruits.

Moreover, the mother was very curious at the end. She told Xiaobu that she had seen it on the Internet and said that it could be replaced by mouth and tongue.

How can there be such a mother who actually let Xiao Bu try to practice with Oni Jiang.

Xiao Bu would come back to look for O'Neill so quickly. Apart from his longing for O'Ni-chan, there is no doubt that there is a reason for his mother-although the illness is hoped to be cured, but her mother's thinking is definitely broken!

All day long, I think about what might happen after Xiaobu and Oni-chan are together. How can there be such a mother, although she herself can't help but have such a girlish heart that she fantasizes all day long.

Shaking her head, she hurriedly threw her mother's face out, and decided not to tell her mother so early about her changed relationship with Oni-chan.

I don't want to be satisfied, my mother's psychology of wanting to "prank"!

He glared at O'Neill angrily, this bastard O'Neill, he didn't think that Xiaobu hadn't seen it, he was smiling so happily just now...

Her ears had turned completely pink. With trembling hands, she took the box from Oni-chan, bit her lip, and gently tore open the brand-new package.

After all, it has only been a few months since my mother bought it, and it has been kept in this small box, almost locked by Xiaobui.

I poured one out of the box, and the ring-shaped protrusion made Xiao Bu's fingers want to retract again, but seeing Oni-chan's expression of anticipation...

So angry!

Oni-chan's expression!

However, the girl still didn't have it after all, she threw out the thing in her hand, her teeth clenched even harder, and some traces appeared on her cherry lips.

Tear off the last layer of packaging, put it gently in the palm of your hand, Xiao Bu found the greasy feeling that made him feel embarrassed before, but now he doesn't care much about it.

Maybe it's because her hands have already felt many more "worse" liquids?

Xiao Bu lowered his head, although this would allow him to see Erni-chan more clearly, but it was better than meeting Erni-chan's eyes.

Hmm... Ye Zheng felt that he was really bad.

To let my lovely sister do this kind of thing, and feel full of satisfaction in my heart, this kind of bad taste is probably a hopeless pervert.

Thinking this way in his heart, he noticed that Xiao Bu felt aggrieved and surprised... She raised her head and looked at him, looking at a loss.

"What's wrong?"

"too……"

The girl stuttered again, or she simply didn't know how to say it, the words in her mind:

"It's too big, O'Neill's, it won't fit in..."

Xiao Bu really didn't know what to do anymore. In fact, she was just foolish and tried it once according to her mother's advice, and then she didn't want to anymore.

However, she clearly remembered that there was no problem with the bananas that day...

"What can we do then?"

Ye Zheng blinked his eyes, with obvious grievances in his eyes, and a little bit of disappointment, he seemed to have lost a lot.

"That, that..."

The little fist was clenched tightly, and then loosened quickly. It seemed to be repeated several times before Xiao Bu could finally make up his mind:

"Then, Oni-chan... just come in."

He bit his cherry lips hard again, but after he really said it, Xiao Bu seemed to be relieved.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is fine, and Xiaobu is definitely fine. At worst, it will make mother happier, and it's just being able to hold the baby so early...

Thinking of this, the girl seemed to have a strong desire to compete. She found that she seemed to be too passive, so she lost the opportunity.

Obviously in the very beginning, Xiaobu was always the closest to Oni-chan, including that stupid twin-tailed ponytail, who was not as close as himself and Oni-chan.