The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Ye Zheng wondered where his recent IQ had been lost, and it was the same last night. If he was more careful, he wouldn't have those troubles later!

"Awaited…"

As usual, Fairy Yamada was wearing a red and white Lolita-style dress. After opening the door, she held her skirt with both hands and bowed slightly. It was completely unimaginable that she was the same person who yelled into the microphone not long ago. .

"It's been a long wait!"

Although his dissatisfaction with waiting had basically dissipated, he had no intention of speaking softly.

After several meetings, he subconsciously told himself: Talking to this overconfident and rebellious girl should be a little colder, too soft a tone can easily make her return to her arrogant nature.

Hearing Ye Zheng's words, a rare blush appeared on her face, although it quickly disappeared after an embarrassed smile.

"Ahem, compare, start, say, this, this!"

The Yamada goblin danced around in front of his eyes, and then pointed to his home with one finger:

"How! For me, the genius and beautiful girl light novel writer, the residence of Yamada Fairy-sama! Praise it to your heart's content!"

It's rare that after seeing my facial paralysis too many times, do I already have immunity?

But I really want to ask this question. I just want to hear the envy and praise of others... It's a pity that I have lived nearby since I was a child, and I have gotten used to it after watching it many times.

"Well, it is indeed a beautiful house."

"Right! Please call it the Krista Palace!"

Seemingly ignoring the perfunctory in his plain words, Yamada Goblin said enthusiastically.

[This talent for naming is not much higher than myself.]

Ye Zheng complained in his heart. He thought it would be vulgar to name his cat "Nicole" according to the neon pronunciation, but compared to naming his cat "Crystal Palace" For a girly girl, Nicole is definitely a good cat name!

As expected, he is a best-selling author with simple and rough writing style, and his taste is completely different from ordinary people. Does this mean he wants to open a big crystal palace, or he wants to be a member of someone else's crystal palace!

Fairy Yamada didn't know what Ye Zheng was thinking, but kept looking at him as if he wanted to say something, and finally said:

"Izumi Masamune, if you want to visit no matter what...I allow you to step into my residence, and the honor of Christa Palace is also okay~"

This child looks like he can’t wait to show off his new toy, yes, no matter what, he is just a 14-year-old child in front of him. Although he is only two years older than her, why does he feel that he is older than her? generation?

"Your house? To be honest, I'm not interested!"

Chapter 147: In short, he and her raced together

"Your house? To be honest, I'm not interested!"

Ye Zheng said the words that suffocated her again with a blank face, completely disregarding whether it would hurt her fragile girlish heart.

"Want to see it? Do you want to see it? Hehe~hehe~hehe~... Are you interested in the residence of the No. [-] best-selling author on the Oricon List?"

"No, I said it, no interest!"

"Understood, I understand, since you are so eager, I will give you such an honor."

Although the smile was a little stiff, she still pretended not to hear what he said, holding on with a disdainful tone.

For what kind of guy she is, Ye Zheng once again deepened his understanding:

Obviously she invited me to come here, but she forgot to specify the specific time;

Obviously he has already come, but in the end he pretends not to know why he came;

Obviously wanting to enter the house for a visit, but in the end I still have to pretend...

So, is this a child who is more like a child than Sagiri and Xiaobu!

With a helpless sigh, Ye Zheng stepped into the residence named "Krista Palace" by the owner of the second-year-old patient.

Although it has such an exaggerated name as Christa Palace, it is actually an ordinary house, which is different from the western style on the outside, and the internal layout is basically similar to ordinary Japanese-style houses.

"It's an honor! You are the first guest I receive in my city!"

Yamada Goblin put her hands on her hips, looking proud, with the words "You've made a lot of money!" written all over her pink smile.

"Don't ignore your brother and the other two men in black!"

I am the first?This kind of thing is just a matter of listening, after all, he still vividly remembers the first meeting, the ruthless editor catches the fish author, how could such a happy thing be forgotten.

"That, that's the invader! It's the demon who wanted to set foot in my city, and I have already been expelled by the servant I summoned from the demon world."

Fairy Yamada said angrily. Obviously, what he said reminded her of the first meeting between the two, which she considered as the "most shameful" scene!

"Why do you feel sorry for the man with facial paralysis, because they are both brothers?"

Ye Zheng said to himself, even though that is the case, no one else has been here except his elder brother. The Yamada goblin is also a person with many stories!

"What's the matter? Come here."

"Oh, oh... this house, is it all right? I said, why is the floor chirping?"

He responded, perhaps because it was in his own home, the performance of Yamada Fairy was slightly different from the previous few meetings, although it was not obvious, but he could still feel that the favorability level that was lowered by her before was again There was a slight rebound.

"What a disrespect! This legendary mansion where a great writer once lived, how could there be a problem with its durability—er, that's what the seller of the house said.

And, it's also tasteless. "

No, it's definitely just the house seller trying to fool you!So, no matter how successful you are in the field of light novels, Fairy Yamada is still a 14-year-old girl who can make mistakes in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Are you really not cheated?

Ye Zheng felt that he was about to become a joker, but there were really too many complaints!

After entering the door, it obviously gave people the feeling of a Japanese-style house, but after a few steps, they came to the living room with Western-style decoration, so why is the layout of this house so strange!

The living room is quite spacious, with an LCD TV and a TV table inside. Inside the TV table are game consoles, games, animation BD discs, etc.

A red patterned carpet was laid on the wooden floor, and a glass low table was placed on the carpet, a laptop was placed on it, and a white chair was placed beside it.

"Sit wherever you want!"

Ye Zheng sat casually beside the low table, and then his eyes were attracted by the place that he had been paying attention to since he entered the room:

――The place where the piano and fans are placed.

After a week, it feels very strange to see Mr. Piano again, especially her attitude towards herself has changed these days!

"You, you, what are you imagining looking at the piano!"

Because he was looking at the piano all the time, he didn't realize that the Yamada goblin had left and came back. Following his line of sight, the goblin who came over with tea said angrily.

"I didn't imagine it! Didn't I say don't bring it up again! You self-aware guy!"

boom!With a loud sound, Yamada Goblin placed the plate heavily on the table.

"Although I told you to forget it myself, how could you forget it so easily! My holy nakedness!"

What is holy nakedness?Where is the point of attention?Why do I always feel that the focus of the two people's attention is completely different!

"What a weird interest! Do you want to be worshiped as the naked God of the Naked Sect?"

"For a nonsense writer like you, this really is an appropriate metaphor."

【No, I was obviously just complaining casually, but I still hit the right button...】

Ye Zheng doesn't want to continue this topic anymore, he always feels that it's a bit weird to discuss the topic of "naked" with a 14-year-old little loli, no matter what, he will definitely be refuted and have nothing to say!

"Yes! Only nakedness! It is the most natural clothing that God bestows on human beings! There is no more beautiful clothing than nakedness in this world!"

How should I put it, this is just a 14-year-old girl!The teachings of this naked religion are even more shocking than imagined...

It should be said that it really deserves to be able to shoot the neon of "Neon National XX Day.avi", the basic education is really developed...

"So in your works, the reason why the heroines are stripped naked one after another...?"

Quickly expel some .AVI file images from the previous life in his mind, Ye Zheng complained, even though it seems hopeless, he still wants to correct the wrong thinking of this lost girl!

"Yeah! It's great! The readers are also ecstatic!"

"No, no, no, your point of view is wrong! Nudity is definitely not the most exciting clothing! Hazy beauty! Graceful beauty! The feeling of still holding the pipa half-hidden is the most touching! Naked never has Half-unbuttoned clothes attract attention!"

"So it's you who don't understand! And it's because of this that I need the help of my literary talents and high-level illustrators! Ordinary male readers are not as boring as you say! In the face of eroticism, men It's all scum!"

"That's not the case! This is entirely the difference between 'appreciation' and 'use'. Putting it on film and television works means that ethical films that are liked and commented by most people can be released, and those that cannot be released can only be sold on CDs or The difference between the adult action movies circulating on the Internet!"

"Stupid! My servants say it's good, so that's what happened..."

"That's not the case! In the first volume of your work, the scene where the heroine just took off when she first appeared on the stage, I still think that's really a failure. No matter what type of work, it's completely wrong to take off immediately It's heresy!"

"Haaah!? It's the ultimate erotic scene! It fully utilizes the setting of the heroine who is in the depths of the forest and has to sacrifice her virginity after being seen naked by the opposite sex! ―― Ah! But, but! My virginity will not be given to you!"

"I don't want it! Who told you to confuse the setting of the novel with the reality!"

"You bastard, I..."

Chapter 148: Then, he and she...

"Huh~huh...huh..."

Yamada Fairy collapsed on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling, opened his mouth to say something, but only felt a hoarse throat.

At this moment, she felt that she couldn't lift the slightest bit of strength from her whole body, even if she just moved her fingers, she couldn't do it, let alone speak.

Sweat had already wetted her temples, she was gasping for breath, making a wheezing sound, she had already forgotten the reservedness of a girl, and was eager to recover her strength through this method.

"Huh~huh...huh..."

Ye Zheng was also gasping for breath. At this time, he was not much better than Yamada Goblin, holding his knees with both hands, bent over, and his upper body and lower body were almost perpendicular to [-] degrees.

Although he is not as dull-eyed and skeptical of life as Yamada Goblin, he is undoubtedly exhausted, and his forehead is also covered with fine sweat, which is slightly reflective under the sunlight.

"Full... naked... naked is the best!"

Yamada Goblin struggled, and tried her best to raise a hand to emphasize the correctness of her point of view. However, even with such a thought, she didn't have enough physical strength to realize it at this time, so she could only weakly Said.

"No, what you said is wrong!"

Ye Zheng stood up straight and looked directly at Fairy Yamada. Although his voice was a little hoarse, he could feel that he was full of energy when he said this, and he didn't speak intermittently like her at all.

"For...why...you..."

"You want to ask why I still have strength?"