The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Many people cannot be defined by a few encounters at all. Only after they get to know each other can they discover the hidden advantages and attractiveness. For example, Yamada Goblin, I have to admit that although I have only met him a few times, I am completely impressed by him, whether it is personality Still writing.

There is no doubt that even with the memory of the excellent works of the previous life, unless it is purely copying the works in memory, he is far inferior to Yamada Fairy now.

Even though he has absorbed the advantages of many memory works, he has been left far behind at the beginning.

It can be said that this morning is meaningless to him, but it can also be said that these few hours are of great significance to him. Just like what happened under the snow last week, reality once again taught him a lesson, let him The sense of superiority that arose after the fusion of memories settled down again.

If you still want to create your own works, you must see the reality clearly. It is not that his writing ability has been greatly improved after the fusion of memory. In the final analysis, he is still the original salted fish, whether it is a light novel or an online novel.

"The Cutest Little Sister in the World" was able to successfully attract the attention of Sonoko Machida and Shiko Kasumi, but it wasn't entirely a reflection of her own ability, or it was a rare outburst, just because the heroine in it was caused by Sagiri. It's not that his abilities have really improved a lot.

"Life in a Different World Game with My Sister" easily passed the review of the editor, and it is not entirely due to myself. One reason for the success is that it is an adaptation itself, and the other is that other excellent ideas have been added to it, and those ideas are not Not your own inspiration, but your own memory.

If you just think about writing and making money, and use light novels as a tool to make money, of course there is no problem with your sense of superiority, and you are completely confident that as long as you copy or adapt the works in your memory, you can achieve great results Succeeded and became a highly sought-after light novel author.

But that's just a phantom in the water, not to mention that the purpose of my writing is not entirely to make money, even if I used to make money as the main purpose before, it was for the life of myself and Sagiri.

Sighing softly, Ye Zheng turned around and glanced at the house of Fairy Yamada not far away, but the words she said during the conversation between the two before emerged in his mind:

"How can there be a love story writer who is not good at cooking, and I have never seen a love story writer who doesn't know how to clean."

"Girls who are good at cleaning or cooking will definitely appear in your novels. In order to make readers fall in love with the heroine, and to describe girls more cutely, you have to think about these things every day. .”

……

"Although you can't kill people to write mystery novels, but cooking for Love Story is not a crime, so of course you have to do it."

"What kind of mood it is to kill someone, although I can only rely on imagination, but what kind of mood it is to cook for the person I care about, can be completely legally experienced. If you can experience the happiness you feel and the regret you feel when you fail, since they are all things that can be experienced, then write after experiencing them, this is a profession.”

……

Although he didn't get any direct advice from the conversation with the goblin, it completely made him feel that he had grasped something important.

Although the novels written by Ilf, who "writes novels with a playful mood", may not suit my taste, they are indeed well written.

Not only does the feeling of reading make people feel good, but the sales are also very good. Even if some obvious shortcomings cannot be concealed, it is excellent.

Yamada Fairy, as a young light novel writer, she is indeed different from herself in many ways. Her success is not a coincidence or accident, and her way of thinking about writing.

Whether she is a web writer for many years, or a light novel writer who has debuted for more than three years, the disadvantage compared with her is not the degree of desperateness.

It's not about spending too much time or writing a lot of content, but a so-called professional way of thinking that really wants to impress readers by all means.

Neither the salted fish web writer who updates every day nor the miscellaneous fish light novel author who writes and plans frantically has failed to achieve this, but she, who claims to write novels out of interest, has grasped this point well.

Just like in sports comics, the way of thinking of the protagonists: obviously having more fun than anyone else, but still strong and boundless, the meaningless spiritualism.

The self after merging the memory should have the fate of the protagonist, but the previous self just has the superiority of the "protagonist"...

Ye Zheng, who was standing there, had a lot of thoughts in his mind. Whether it was directly pointed out by the "Xue Nai Incident" last week, or indirectly discovered by the "Goblin Incident" today, he was greatly touched.

Chapter 153: Six Joys of Quiet Lovely Life

The wind was howling, Ye Zheng didn't expect to meet his "cute" Jing teacher by such a coincidence on the road in Tokyo, and he didn't call her Jing Keai, after all, her expression at this time couldn't be related to cuteness.

Hiratsuka Jing didn't expect that she would meet her "mortal enemy" during a long-lost stroll. That's right, after a series of incidents, Ye Zheng has been regarded by her as a hurdle that is difficult to overcome in her life. But she still doesn't know how to face him.

What a beautiful weekend, she should have been driving around looking for ramen stalls hidden in the streets, or going to a blind date with a happy mood, but she had no intention of going out at all.

During the holidays, she didn't think about going for a ride, ramen, or a blind date. She felt that she would die immediately if she lacked any of them!

I have lost enthusiasm for the three most important things in my life. What fun is there in living like this?

She, Shizuka Hiratsuka, has summed up the "six joys of Jing's lovely life" in the past thirty years of life, which are divided into three kinds of fun inside and three outside, three kinds of fun when going out, and three kinds of fun when staying at home. Almost destroyed!

Ye Zheng, who was "adopted" by himself, spent a year overthrowing all the "six joys of quiet and cute numbers".

Even the name was overthrown and rebuilt. How could the name "Jing Kei" be thought of by her? It was just because it was a fact that she adopted it in her heart.

In the past, she named it "Hiratsuka Six Forms", which is similar to the name of the fighting technique, and it is full of the atmosphere of the second class in teenage comics, just like the "Navy Six Forms" that appeared in "One Piece".

"Hiratsuka Six Styles" looks so handsome!Let her 30-year-old girl's heart ignite like a hot-blooded teenager.

But what are you doing?Why did you change it to "Six Joys of Quiet Lovely Life" in your heart?

It's not cool at all, the middle two breath has disappeared, and there is no handsome feeling at all.It's like changing from a boy manga to an otome novel, this is not Shizuka Hiratsuka at all!

The root of everything stems from the "peeping" last week. These days, she has regretted countless times why she did not stick to the teacher's professional ethics at that time, so now it is useless to deceive herself and others, and no amount of hints can erase her memory, especially " Quiet and cute" these three words!

"Shounen comics, smoking and drinking, and practicing fighting skills"—the three joys of staying at home.

Although she can also play games, she is not too keen on it. It is completely incomparable with the other three things, so she was excluded. However, under Ye Zheng's long-term "teaching", the pleasure of smoking and drinking has become almost It has fallen to the same level as "playing video games".

Without tobacco and alcohol, is that still your own life?Shizuka Hiratsuka doubted this very much, but what was even more frightening was that she would just doubt it like that, but her body would unconsciously control the intake of tobacco and alcohol, instead of smoking a cigarette to calm down after doubting.

Although I have never paid attention to my credit card bills, I can also find that the bills sent every month are much shorter. That is because I have lost my love for tobacco and alcohol!

Fighting skills can be said to be my favorite sport. Unlike other women who like aerobics and yoga, what she likes is punching to the flesh, real fighting skills. This love is related to her never-lost love for hot-blooded boy comics Not unrelated.

These two hobbies did not decrease after getting to know Ye Zheng, even because he also has an orthodox martial arts inheritance, she is more enthusiastic about practicing fighting skills, thinking that he will have a fair showdown after his body matures, It depends on whether his orthodox martial arts inheritance is strong or his fighting skills are stronger after mixing various ancient martial arts and modern fighting.

However, the three words "quiet and cute" are like a heavy cannon, like a Chinese proverb "No matter how high the martial arts are, one shot will knock you down". Quietly thinking about it:

She can’t read manga like a hot-blooded teenager, and can’t calm down to practice fighting skills. The word “cute” is like a curse, binding her mind and body. Such abnormalities make her very uncomfortable, and even feel Are you crazy.

If it weren't for the fact that she was not a house girl, and even liked outdoor activities, I'm afraid she would really go crazy.

For example, driving around, such as traveling and eating ramen with different flavors from various places, and blind dates, these are the three joys of life when I go out.

Of course, blind dates have almost become a thing of the past, more miserable than the previous three.

It has been almost two months since my last blind date!

It's unbelievable, even though there was a time when I was kicked out of a blind date because of poor wine quality and cigarettes, I just didn't participate in a blind date for a week, and that was the longest time, However, there is simply no comparison with this one.

It's fine if there is no blind date, anyway, she also knows that she is just dying, and she has even used the blind date as an excuse to drink and eat meat in a fair manner. It's a pity that at this age, she is actually raped by a girl who is more than ten years younger than her. The child was forced to reduce the amount of drinking, and he forced him to eat vegetables!

Who is whose guardian!Forget about drinking, but force yourself to eat!vegetable!vegetable!

Many late nights, when Hiratsuka Jing thought of the days when she could eat meat without any scruples, she felt an urge to cry, as wronged as a thirty-year-old child!

With the prolongation of the time spent together, she can be sure that Ye Zheng is the "devil" sent by the heavens to punish her, whether it is a "punishment" for her life, eating habits, or her emotional and moral situation!

Always with a clear conscience, Shizuka Hiratsuka considers herself to be a good woman regardless of past and present life, and even doubts how many outrageous things she has done in her previous life, and she has not improved in the first 30 years of this life, so she let herself be affected by a series of factors Now become Ye Zheng's guardian in name!

These days, because of the news she "coincidentally" heard outside the classroom of the Ministry of Service that day, she has been feeling very irritable. Ye Zheng's words seem to point to her being during her menstrual period these days, which is like adding fuel to the fire, and she is even a little angry. Worried about whether the menstrual period will be out of balance.

I don't want to exercise, I don't want to read manga, I don't want to smoke, I don't want to drink, I don't want to drive, I don't even have an appetite for my favorite ramen...

These days, she is as decadent as a salted fish. She is sure that this is the most powerless period of time since she was born.

After finally surviving the weekend, I thought of Chihiro Chihiro’s story last week that there was a mobile ramen stall called “Yi Le Ramen” that was very delicious in Tantan Slope near her dormitory last week, and I thought, “Don’t eat it again. Ramen himself is about to die" before deciding to drive over to try his luck to find the mysterious "Yi Le Ramen".

However, I couldn't find the ramen, but I met Ye Zheng, what a bad fate!

Chapter 154: He Jing's lovely "date"

Ye Zheng still looked puzzled until he was driven out of the car by Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Why did Jing Keai keep low pressure the whole time today?

Obviously her performance in class these days is very normal, and I haven't heard of anyone making her angry, so it can't be me, right?

Looking back on my performance in the past few days, I can be said to be a model student!

There is almost no such thing as sleeping in class, and I basically stay at home in my spare time, and the only time I go out is today.

No matter how I think about it, I don't think I have anything to make her angry!

So, could it be because of going out today?

In the morning, he had a fairly pleasant writing exchange with the goblin. Although the two of them were arguing red-faced, this time he felt much better than when he communicated with Xia Shizi last time.

He is definitely not treating Xia Shizi differently because Xia Shizi is a newcomer writer and Goblin is a best-selling writer!

If I have to say it, it should be said that it is because of the difference in personality, or personality. Although the goblin has many obvious shortcomings, as long as you get to know her, you can find her advantages. She is not like Xia Shizi at all, and she does not have long exchanges. The bad character of Zhong Bazi is fully reflected!

Not to mention that he also enjoyed a luxurious Western-style lunch, and it was a lunch made by a 14-year-old well-known best-selling author himself!

Yamada Goblin, no matter from which aspect, absolutely crushed Xia Shizi, the so-called beautiful girl high school student light novel writer!

Whether it is the title of "beautiful girl light novel writer", or the quality of works, interpersonal relationships, personality...

Although I don't know what Xia Shizi looks like, Yamada Goblin has already seen it with her own eyes. The appearance alone is definitely a bright spot in the light novel industry where uncles are rampant, but her works have never been promoted as a selling point.

On the other hand, the writer Kasumi Shiko, Machida Sonoko always insists on being a beautiful girl when she introduces herself, although I don’t know if it’s the same when her works are promoted, if so, then it’s really...

Although he also knew that the quality of her novels was no worse than that of Goblin, after all, the styles of the two were completely different.

However, she has been emphasizing age, gender, and appearance, which directly lowered her impression points a lot. In addition, Xia Shizi has a completely bad personality when she communicates through the Internet later.

Compared with the two industry colleagues I have met recently, compared with Xia Shizi, the fairy's shining points completely cover up her other shortcomings, and Xia Shizi really doesn't know what else she can do besides the quality of her works!

No, no, what are you thinking!

Ye Zheng took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, shook his head lightly, and took a big gulp in satisfaction.

Obviously he was thinking about whether he had offended Jing Keai and made her feel awkward, why did he suddenly want to make a fuss!

It can only be said that the form of suppression first and then promotion can really deepen the impression. My bad impression of Yamada Goblin a few times before quickly changed in the later understanding!

"Well, after lunch at the goblin's house, we chatted for a while, and then left by myself, thinking about going to give Xiaobu a surprise..."

Ye Zheng was muttering while tapping the edge of the can with his fingers.

These days are too salty fish - I don't even bother to participate in "sports" such as playing games, I don't want to move at all, let alone turn over salty fish

Obviously he invited Xiao Bu to join the guild on his own initiative, but he didn't enter the game once after that, and completely forgot about it!

Because he wanted to make up for Xiao Bu, and he had promised to accompany her, after leaving the goblin's house, he planned to go directly to Xiao Bu.

When I passed by the jewelry store where I bought a hat for Xiaobu last time, I saw a cat doll she liked very much, and bought a doll named "Unhappy Meow Lang" as a gift.

After going through a game with Xiaobu that doesn't need to be described too much (because I have always lost to Xiaobu in the game, so I don't need to describe too much, it is definitely not the kind of indescribable, trust me!), I am going to send Xiaobu home.

After waiting for Xiao Bu to enter the door, as soon as he turned around, he saw Jing Keai leaning on the car door, and before he could get out of the surprise, she called him into the car!

Jing Keai kept a cold face and said nothing along the way, went around Tokyo Bay and returned to Chiba, and drove herself out of the car at the door of the house...

So, what's wrong?