My Two-dimensional Unscrupulous Life

Katohiko knows the ways of the world, eat and drink for nothing, if you want to make more demands, this is simply too much, even if Satsuki doesn't care about it, I would feel embarrassed, but Qiong gently pulled He touched his clothes and said, "Oni-chan, I want to surf the Internet on my mobile phone."

Katohiko suddenly had a headache, unexpectedly, Qiong's words aroused her desire for the Internet in her memory. As long as there is an Internet, she is a child who can be bored in the room for a day...

Chapter 594 It's getting more and more hopeless "Qiong sauce wants a mobile phone? Let me buy it for you!"

Yinzi seized the opportunity to say something close, but Qiong looked at Katohiko, and Katohiko thought about it, he didn't need to be too hypocritical, and immediately said: "Buy it for Qiong, I don't need it for the time being, is there any place in the village where I can work?" ?”

He also asked casually, but he didn't think there was any place in the countryside that was suitable for part-time work. Even if there were, it was for farm work. To be honest, his physique couldn't bear that hardship. When Yinzi heard Katohiko promised to let him buy a mobile phone and give it to Qiong , said happily: "There is a Kasuga Shrine in the village, because the most important summer festival in the village is coming, it is necessary to make various preparations, the village originally helped spontaneously, but there is farm work to do, and too many young people Sou is not in the village, so if you go to work, Iroha-chan will be very happy."

Unexpectedly, in the rural areas of Japan in the second dimension, there are such villages with only old and weak women and children. Katohiko was a little emotional when he encountered a familiar situation in a different country, but he was quickly attracted by the name Iroha, and said in his heart: " Could it be that green Taixiong Miko?

Thinking of this, Katohiko quickly nodded and said: "I'm going, although it's for recuperation, but it's too uncomfortable to simply be a rice worm, at least do something, and those who don't work don't eat!"

Katohiko's attitude made Ginko approve in his heart. He wanted to do something within his power when he was so compulsive, which is indeed a character of self-improvement, but he didn't know that Katohiko just wanted to meet Taixiong's priestess. Ginko said: "No In a hurry, at least I’ll take you after dinner, um, what kind of mobile phone do you want?

I don't know much about this, why don't we go to the city to buy together in the afternoon. "

Yinzi’s words are not purely plausible. In fact, she really doesn’t know much about mobile phones. Although she knows that human technology is developing rapidly on the ground, she usually lives in the mountains and has nothing to do with her. a bit.

Katohiko said: "Sister Yinzi, Qiong's memory has not recovered, I'm afraid I don't know whether the mobile phone is good or bad, this matter is not urgent." Qiong showed a disappointed expression, at this time Xiangzi said timidly: "My The mobile phone can be lent to Qiongjiang, but there are no calls to make anyway."

Katohiko nodded and said, "Thank you, Xiangzi-chan, Qiong's memory hasn't recovered, I'm afraid she can't use a mobile phone, you can teach her."

But Qiong said: "Nissan, I still know how to use my mobile phone, it has nothing to do with memory.

It seems to have verified her words. When Xiangzi handed her her mobile phone, she used it dexterously, and was familiar with using the mobile phone network to connect to the Internet. Katohiko complained in his heart: "Qian's memory is so completely lost, it can still be done. So familiar with mobile phones, this is the Shenru bone marrow of the otaku attribute, just like riding a bicycle with a memory implanted muscle, as long as you know it, you will not forget it even if you don’t ride for ten years.”

Seeing that Qiong was addicted to the mobile phone network, Yinzi felt a little boring. She didn't understand why she seemed to be addicted to the Internet, and said immediately: "I'll go and help Gaoyue in the kitchen."

Ginko was about to stand up after speaking and suddenly fell down with a scream. Hiko Kato instinctively wanted to catch her, but he underestimated the weight of an adult woman, and she couldn't exert strength while sitting. Instead, I was knocked down by her, and then my eyes went dark, and I was pressed to my face by a pair of big breasts. Every breath was like a fragrance of orchid and musk. Katohiko was a little caught off guard by the sudden facial cleanser fuli , but it soon became difficult to breathe. Fortunately, Yinzi regained his balance and stood up before derogatoryly calling it the Hung Killing Case.

Kato Hikota breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt his kuaxia chill. It turned out that Yinzi fell and kicked the table just now, causing the teacup on it to overturn, and the tea was just under his knees. But he said happily: "It's a good thing it's not hot tea, otherwise..."

Yin Zi's pretty face blushed, "I'm sorry, a spider suddenly fell down just now, which surprised me."

Kato Yanwang took a look, and sure enough, he saw a spider using its own silk to pull itself back to the ceiling. In this kind of ancient Japanese style building, some spiders are inevitable, but I didn't expect that the goddess Ginko would be afraid of this. Then she How did you live on the mountain for so long?While thinking about it, Yinzi said, "I'll find something to clean for you."

After finishing speaking, she put it aside, and only then did Qiongmei have the opportunity to speak: "Is Oni-chan okay?"

"It's okay, just change into a pair of pants."

After Katohiko finished speaking, he suddenly noticed that both Qiongmei and Xiangzi were looking at him somewhere. It turned out that after the pants were shrunk, there were traces of underwear inside, but the most embarrassing thing was that they were stabbed by the aroma of silver facial cleanser just now. ) Excited, it became slightly hardened there, making it very protruding.Qiong watched with interest, but Xiangzi blushed and turned away. At this moment, Yinzi rushed over again, holding a dry towel in his hand, and said, "Wipe off the water for you." "

After finishing speaking, he wiped it directly on his pants. This time, it was like water dripping into a frying pan. Katohiko’s blood boiled uncontrollably, and it was about to rise into the sky somewhere. Katohiko quickly said: “Silver, let Let me do it."

Yinzi snorted, and said involuntarily, "What is this? It seems to be getting bigger and harder."

Obviously she is a big sister with a fully mature appearance and figure. When she said this, she felt pure and curious like Zhenbai, which made Katohiko dumbfounded, but he quickly thought of the reason. Know what you don't understand, or know it but don't know why.

After being tossed like this, Katohiko felt even more uncomfortable, not because of the sticky feeling, (well done) but because a certain Transformer became too deformed uncontrollably, so he couldn't help but put a towel on it to cover it After a moment of ugliness, Gao Yue heard the movement in the kitchen, and couldn't help but come over and ask: "What's wrong with the mountain?" "After listening to Xiangzi blushing and telling the story, Gaoyue's eyes could not help but move to a certain place. As a married woman, she is comparable to Qiong who has lost her memory. Xiangzi is still young, and Yinzi who looks huola but knows little about sex Knowing a lot, seeing Katohiko's embarrassment and the high flag raised up, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Shoko, take Kato-kun to the guest room I prepared, and I will find two changes of clothes. Only my husband's clothes are men's, although some don't fit well, let's just wear them. "

Katohiko blushed and said, "Thank you."

His blushing is not really shy, it's just embarrassment and the impression of pretending to be a pure boy in front of Satsuki...

Chapter 595 Duck sitting is the most beautiful posture Duck sitting is the most beautiful posture After reaching the second floor, Katohiko took off his clothes and was released somewhere still high-spirited. This kind of majestic energy made him feel that he had made it in his memory The capital of those "great achievements" is not imaginary, and I am relieved that it is so energetic. It doesn't matter if there is a memory obstacle or something, as long as there is no obstacle. "

Katohiko was about to put his pants back on, when the door opened, Shoko said in a voice: "Kato-kun, here are your clothes..."

Shoko was stunned for a moment, looking at something ferociously pointing at him stupidly, his clothes fell off, although Katohiko thought he was scum, but he didn't have the hobby of exhibitionism, so he said embarrassingly: "that……"

Before he could finish speaking, the girl covered her eyes and ran away with a blushing face, only one thought in her mind: "It's so, so scary...

Katohiko couldn't help crying and laughing, but he was a little excited in his heart. Could it be that he was going to have a strange sexual fetish? He was thinking about picking up clothes, but someone came over, but it was Qiong and Yinzi who came, and Yinzi said, "Why is Xiangzi panicked?" Run away? Huh?" Ginko's eyes also saw somewhere in him, and he couldn't help staring at him with curious eyes, Katohiko was a little embarrassed, covered it with his hand and said: "Sorry, I'm changing clothes."

Qiong blinked and said, "Oni-chan, is this the thing that scares Xiangzi-chan? 510" Katohiko quickly put on his pants, and said with a straight face, "Girls need to know how to be shy, how can they look at a boy's body like that?" "

Katohiko is not prudish, just worried that Qiong has no memory now. If he is so curious about the structure of men, wouldn't he accidentally wear a green hat for himself if he meets a bad guy?

Qiong said unconvinced: "If it wasn't for Oni-chan, I wouldn't be curious, it's so ugly."

Yinzi said: "It's almost time to eat, I will take you to the shrine after eating."

uBecause "Kato Hiko also felt a little hungry, put on his clothes again and came downstairs, Shoko was sitting on the seat, seeing him coming down the downstairs with a blushing face, he didn't dare to look at him again, Kato Hiko secretly smiled in his heart , it seems that the little girl is going to be so shocked that she can't sleep tonight, will she do some uncontrollable chunmeng or something? He is very curious!

After looking for a seat again, Katohiko noticed that Ginko’s sitting posture is like a duck, and he couldn’t help admiring it. This is the cutest, sexiest, and most feminine one after countless debates among netizens. Sitting up.Yinzi was embarrassed by his look and said, "What's wrong? Am I sitting strangely?"

"No, I just think this sitting posture is too beautiful." He praised the beauty Katohiko without hesitation. Hearing this sentence, Qiong also adjusted his sitting posture unconvinced, and even managed to sit like a duck without difficulty. Then Katohiko asked from the corner of his clothes, "Oni-chan, is that so?"

The so-called duck sitting posture is such that the calves and soles of the feet are placed on the outside of the datui, while the buttocks are completely attached to the ground. This is not something every woman can do, and this sitting posture is so attractive because men cannot do it !But not every woman can do it. Looking at the sky, the cat and the tiger are so neat and tidy, she couldn't help giving her thumbs up and said: "Amazing, my sister."

Shoko, who was originally shy and blushing, became curious when she heard the movement, took a sneak look and then adjusted her posture. Not surprisingly, she did it without suffering, but she would not be too bold to let Katohiko watch like Qiong.

At this time, Gaoyue served the food, and seeing their posture, she couldn't help but said: "Why are they sitting like ducks all of a sudden? This kind of posture consumes some energy, and it is easy to numb the legs."

As a beautiful married wife, she can easily do any posture that a man likes, and duck sitting is no exception. But in the end, whether it is makeup, clothes, or various actions, women show beauty, not because of self-satisfaction. It needs to be appreciated by men.Of course, Lily girl will also divide her heart into male and female.

Yin Zi giggled and said, "I learned this posture from Gao Yue, who has many strange books..."

Before she could finish speaking, Gao Yue covered her mouth, and the beautiful wife said shamefully, "I'm going to die, (agca) say these things in front of children and guests."

After Yinzi beeped twice to show that she knew, Gaoyue let her go, coughed and straightened her bangs and said, "I don't have much time, so the cooking I made is relatively simple, I hope Kato-kun and Qiong don't mind." Simple tea and light rice."

Kato Yan hurriedly said: "Of course not, Sister Gaoyue, you have always been praised for your craftsmanship."

Yinzi has an innocent face, I said it before, but in the end he said: "Because, of course." Although Satsuki said it was a simple meal, it was actually rich enough, and the Katohiko brothers and sisters were already hungry, so it was even more delicious. Addition, for a scumbag, the words of praise to coax a woman must not be stingy, his food is delicious and his mouth is even sweeter, making Gao Yue's pretty face always full of joy, from time to time she hides her drunkenness and smiles: "Kato-kun, you are not too young, but you know how to speak socially."

"How can this be a social rhetoric, but it is from my heart."