My Two-dimensional Unscrupulous Life

There is a scary word in the world that life is worse than death. Katohiko thought that after going back tonight, he would find an opportunity to ask about the Yinzi Tiannv, to confirm whether there is such a thing beyond the specification as the mountain ghost.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, after all, this is Iroha's own private matter, so let's continue practicing swords while you don't need to work."

Practicing swords while staring at such a big sun is indeed a kind of torture for Katohiko who has been rich for a long time, but he accepts it happily, and earnestly practiced according to the requirements of Bujima Yuko, meticulously. His attitude makes people think that he is the kind of man who is determined and inspired to become a swordsman.

Yuko Busushima was also a little surprised, but soon realized the source of his motivation, and immediately blushed slightly, took a sip, but still seriously taught various postures, and at the same time explained some common sense of kendo, so it was too much to practice a When he was a child, Katohiko was already sweating, and the green-haired priestess woke up at some point, watching them practice swords with great interest, and finally said: "Kato-kun is really hardworking, I can't be too lazy Now, I want to continue to 547 to practice the Kagura dance, and the cleaning work has been done, so I will leave the task of inspecting the shrine and the back mountain."

In the hot afternoon, no one would come to worship at the shrine, and there was no need for a special person to receive them. Both of them nodded in agreement. After the green-haired priestess left, Bujimako saw Katohiko sweating all over his face. Said: "Okay, that's it for today, let's take a break and drink some water.

The shrine uses neither natural water nor well water, but spring water from the mountain. Only this kind of running water can be used as the holy water in the shrine. Cough, of course, this is the real Shinto holy water and something different from someone's beard. , Busujima Yuko scooped out the spring water from the squat with a long-handled ladle unique to the shrine, and handed it to Katohiko.

In the Japanese garden, the stone pier where the bamboo tube flowing water falls on the stone is called "squatting": as a symbol that can cleanse the body and the inner sin, squatting is a must-have in temples and shrines. Like the stone lamp, it was originally the first because of the tea ceremony. set.

"Wait a minute, senior, take a sip first.

"I'm not thirsty."

Du Daozi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly thought of something, her pretty face blushed slightly and said, "What's the point of playing this little trick?

After finishing speaking, she put the long-handled wooden spoon by her mouth. When she drank water, she held her hair with one hand to prevent her bangs from falling into the spoon. She took a sip, and then handed the spoon to Katohiko. Although she looked like she didn't care, the lingering Hongxia revealed a trace of her shame.After Kato Yan took it, he deliberately placed it on the edge of the trace of her drinking, with the faint lip marks, and then drank the spring water, smacking his lips and saying: "It's so sweet."

Bushima Yuko gave him a look, but said: "Okay, the reward for cultivation has been given to you, now I'm going to patrol the mountains, so you can patrol the inside of the shrine."

"Eh? Isn't the training reward because I touched a part of the senior's body? How could it be offset by just drinking saliva?"

Katohiko suddenly felt very disadvantaged and said, but Busushima Yuko ignored him, and left with his sword, shaking his long hair, leaving Katohiko helpless. Fortunately, he has received rewards from Shoko and Yinzi in succession today. I'm not in a hurry to get Tsukuko Busushima.

Walking around the shrine, no one trespassed.It is also because the weather is too hot now. Unless there is farm work or work to do, most people would rather stay at home and take a nap.

"I don't know what Minakami Sakuya looks like." Katohiko suddenly wanted to hurry up and end the time, let's see how Sakuye, who is a good sister who is as famous as Qiongmei in the GAL world, is back in this two-dimensional world What does it look like? After all, there are always many differences between the visualization of the two-dimensional paper man into a living human being.

After strolling around again, Katohiko was going to find a place to take a rest, but he heard the sound of solemn music, and remembered yesterday's situation in his heart. Now he followed the sound of music and walked to a certain hall, which was the same as yesterday The difference is that Iroha did not close the door this time, because it was too hot at noon, and if he danced with the door closed, he would definitely suffer from heat stroke.

Soon Katohiko saw the green-haired giant maiden dancing to the music on the tape recorder with a serious expression and ecstasy. Katohiko's arrival didn't shake her in any way, she continued to dance, drenched in sweat as always In her clothes, you can see the light green xiong hood inside, and Katohiko is a little regretful. Didn't you hear that it is best not to wear shrine maiden clothes or yukatas?Maybe the person who said that was a mediocre person, thinking that Iroha is so old, if he doesn't wear it and jump a few times, he will tear his clothes and come out.

The vague sound stopped, and the green-haired priestess also took the last step, then turned off the machine and took out a sweat towel to wipe off her sweat, looked at Kato Hiko and said, "Do you like watching people dance?"

Katohiko nodded and said: "Yes, I used to like watching idols dance, but I feel that Iroha's dance is more interesting."

After Iroha was stunned for a moment, he said playfully, "It's more smelly? It smells like sweat, after all, idols don't sweat or eat."

Katohiko couldn't help being dumbfounded, the idol doesn't go to the bathroom yet, and Iroha, who has come to this dead house, knows what to say, but his eyes converge on her chest. It turns out that it's not just Shi, even the neckline They are all opened a little, and you can see the crystal sweat on the creamy skin, like dewdrops on lotus leaves.Iroha noticed his gaze, and his face, which was already red from dancing, was even more rosy. He clicked and said, "Why are you so dishonest?"

Katohiko said shamelessly: "This is a very honest performance of mine, faithful to a man's desire."

Iroha rolled his eyes at him, tugged at the neckline and said, "Don't be greedy, the people from Busu Island are prettier than me and have a better figure than me, and you are both too urban people, so you are a good match."

Katohiko coughed and said, "Senior and I haven't had a word yet, and I won't comment on the rest, but you said that you are not as good as senior, but I don't agree with you. Yesterday's Kagura dance surprised me. , Let me be your dancing posture in my dream, I feel as beautiful as you are possessed by a goddess." Girls don't like people saying that they are beautiful, even if it is verbal flattery, the green-haired witch chuckled and said: " People in the city are sweet-talking. At the beginning, there was a man from the city who married the most beautiful girl in our village with sweet words, which made countless people sad. "

(ps: I recommend Taishanzhu's "My Two-dimensional Life", Feilu's first awesome light novel genre. Long ago, when Feilu was not as strong as it is now, the second senior brother was Feilu's first novel. One person!! Many book fans should have read his books!

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Chapter 611 Thank you too...

"Is there such a thing?"

Katohiko was taken aback, and Iroha said: "Of course, that man married a member of the Minakami family. The Minakami family has produced beauties from generation to generation. It is said that they are descendants of the goddess. Especially the previous generation of Minakami Saya is worthy of the name." A dazzling existence like a phoenix. But fell in love at first sight with an urbanite who traveled here, and finally married him. It can be said that almost all the men of my father's generation had a crush on Saya Minakami, who was married by an outsider. It's not reconciled anyway."

Iroha showed a shallow smile, as if he was thinking about something, but he sighed quickly: "Makami Saya is Auntie Satsuki's older sister, but she was so beautiful, she died in a flood ten years ago, and only her daughter survived." ~ down.

As if he didn't want to say anything more, I-Lubo said, "Okay, let's not talk about this, I'm going to continue dancing, you can watch it if you want, but don't forget your own job."

Iroha walked over again, turned on the tape recorder and danced. I don't know if it was an illusion. I felt that the dance this time revealed a hint of sadness. Katohiko watched it for a while and left quietly, thinking in his heart: "It seems that Iroha What Lu Bo was talking about was the family of the protagonist of "Twilight Forbidden Drugs", and it was also the girl Xiangzi was going to pick up in the afternoon, but... why did only the daughter survive? Where is the male protagonist Minakami Kosuke? And he also died in the flood. Is it as miserable as Kasuga Noyu?" Katohiko felt deeply sorry for it, and felt that he was about to shed two crocodile tears. Although he has NTRed other protagonists, but for girls with the attribute of sister, it is the most difficult to be NTRed in the second dimension. Girl, at least if Qiong hadn't lost his memory and regarded him as an older brother, how could he be as affectionate as he is now.

"Anyway, when I go back in the afternoon, I'll take a look at Minakami Sakuya."

After patrolling the shrine again, Hiko Kato walked towards the back mountain, wanting to have a round with Yuko Busujima. After all, things like patrolling the shrine are boring, and it’s better to be with the beautiful big) breast-senpai. When I came to the mountain behind the shrine, I didn’t see Yuko Busujima. I couldn’t help but wonder where she went. Could it be that the weather was too hot to take a bath in Tiannv Lake?Wouldn't it be possible to see beauties bathing and stage a story about the heavenly maiden and the seven fairies?

Kato Hikota wants to go to the lake here, but it is obviously impossible. Although there are few people coming to the back mountain, it is not a closed and secret environment. It is impossible for Poshishima Yuko to take a bath here After all, this lake is also considered a part of the shrine. Only the maidens who dance the Kagura dance can come here to bathe on the day of the summer festival. Please wash the red dust on the raft on the body of the goddess. Not only the Kasuga Shrine, but many shrines have this step , after all, water has a sacred connotation in almost all religions.

Katohiko was about to leave when he suddenly heard a movement, which seemed to be coming from near the suspension bridge, and ran over following the sound, and saw Yuko Busushima wielding a wooden knife, each of which was very fierce and fierce, with his His physique couldn't capture the shadow of the sword, but he was even more puzzled, why did Yuko Busushima suddenly practice swords in this kind of place, and every time he went all out, his body was drenched in sweat, as if he was fighting with Fight like an invisible air enemy.

Katohiko naturally didn't think that Bushimako had suddenly lost his nerve. He took a careful look and saw something strange. It seemed that there was a shadow that was not too big. It was small in size and fast in speed. Under the bright light, but at night, he couldn't see that figure clearly at all.

"what is this?"

Katohiko felt a little scared. In this two-dimensional world, he has been going smoothly, with strong luck, whether it is wealth or love luck, and even fame. But there is still such a weird time in this car accident It made him feel that there really seems to be the power of gods in the dark. In fact, there are many worlds in the second dimension. I am in Tokyo, Hokkaido, etc., plus all kinds of messy girls are just a drop in the bucket compared to the whole second dimension. .

Whether it's Yukinoshita, Kato Kei, everyone in Sakurasou or her own idol team, although there are all kinds of girl attributes, but all have a large attribute range, that is daily life.Yes, he has never encountered any abnormalities in this two-dimensional world. The so-called abnormalities are like the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue" he wrote, superpowers, magic, and nothing like "Hell Girl" or "Noragami". Katohiko is very satisfied with this, the origin of other) scum is just to build a harem.

But at this moment, the thing that attacked Yuko Busushima was abnormal!Just when he was panicking, Yuko Busujima finally slashed the creature, causing it to roll down a few times, revealing its original form, a squirrel!The reminder is not too large, so when it has extremely fast speed, ordinary people can't see its trace.

"This is……"

Katohiko finally calmed down. The fear came from the unknown. Now that the prototype of this thing has been revealed, he is not afraid anymore. After seeing the breath of Bujimako, he wanted to check it out and quickly said, "Senior, don't come close!"

Bushima Yuko was taken aback for a moment, at this time the squirrel that had been slashed by her with all her strength jumped up again, turned into a black line and rushed towards her, because of Katohiko's reminder, Busushima Yuko had She took precautions, so she dodged with difficulty, but when she heard a ripping sound, her red and white maiden uniform was torn apart, revealing her snow-white belly. Datui, two pieces of clothes were hanging on her chest, as if they were gone Constrained by the coat, the chest was pulled up even more.

Katohiko didn't have the heart to appreciate it, because the monster flicked its shell on the ground and rushed towards Busujima Keiko. Katohiko took the short stick in his hand and rushed up. This is his "pong weapon" for patrolling. The deterrent effect of the baton he brought was too practical, but it was useful at this moment. Although Katohiko felt that a car accident had disrupted the beautiful daily life of his wives and concubines, he was indeed afraid of encountering some abnormal two-dimensional things, but This mere squirrel was not among them. Although he vaguely understood what it was, he could ignore this fear if he wanted to save the beauty.

It is also a kind of fearless courage to be bold.

With a sound of hooting, the cudgel was using the clumsy upper part of the cudgel that had just learned a little bit of fur. Looking at it from the squirrel, it naturally slashed empty. Naturally, he didn't like it, but his arrival also made the attacking squirrel hesitate. He didn't know who to attack, and soon he was hacked by Bujima Yuko again during the siege of the two, this time it was It was cut into two sections directly, and the strange squirrel shook a few times, and a blue stone fell out of its body, as if it had been a monster.

Seeing that the squirrel was motionless, Du Daozi breathed out and said, "Thank you, Kato-kun, you saved me once Katohiko was about to speak, but he just stared at her blankly, it turned out that her clothes were bitten by the squirrel After it was torn apart, she swung her sword quickly, causing the top of her white and red maiden uniform to almost fall off. Katohiko looked at her aoren's chest, swallowed, and said, "I only heard an apology showing the chest. For the Ministry, it’s okay to thank you for the first time. "

(ps: I recommend Qiangta's popular Naruto book "Hokage: The Library of Heavenly Way"!!).