The Whole World is Against Me

Baihezi: It's very uncomfortable to be interrupted after eating half of it, okay?

Accelerator: Idiot!

Yuriko: Xia Sanlan, I think you can't tell what is invincible if you don't give it away for a day!

Accelerator: When did my uncle deliver it!

Night King: No, one.You are the only one who sends the most in the group, don't you feel a little self-aware?

Accelerator: That was the other side's surprise!

Yuriko: Hahahaha!I laughed so hard!Invincible Fang Accelerator sent it again!

Accelerator: Gossip ah ah ah ah!

Shirai Heizi: Alright, alright, let's find a place to continue eating.

Misaka Mikoto: Ahahaha...

Akahito: What to eat?Now the whole city is paralyzed, no restaurants are open, right?

Yoshino: We can just go to the next city, the city doesn't care.

Aria: That's fine, let's go!

Sakura Manji: Wait for me.

Kaneki Ken: Here we come.

Ikari Shinji:? ? ?That... who remembers me?You just leave?I'm still carrying the shock!Hurry up, I can't handle it anymore, not everyone can handle this special effect!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Shinji!hold onto!I believe the director will solve this matter soon!Where is the director?

Leng Fan: I have already ordered food in the next city, isn't it for dinner?

Ikari Shinji: ...

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Sakura Manji: Shinji, do you have anything to say?

Ikari Shinji: Can I destroy this world?

Kaneki Ken: I don’t think so, just carry it like this, we’ll come back after dinner.

Ikari Shinji: Director————! !How can you stop!Don't stop!

Naiyako: Puff puff puff!

Leng Fan: Is there any question?I remember nothing, right?

Ikari Shinji: Have you forgotten that you are not going to trouble the King of Despair?I even made a special impact effect for you!I bet on the crisis of species extinction!

Leng Fan: Oh!Yes!I'm going to the King of Despair, Ma De must have used some terrible means by that unknown duelist just now to make me forget about it!

Ikari Shinji: ...

Next time you make an excuse, please be more careful. Who will believe this excuse?

Lumu Yuanxiang: Exactly!bad guy!Really annoying!

Ikari Shinji: ...

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Naiko: Shinji... I have something sad to tell you...

Sakura Manji: Sad things?Come on, let's be happy!

Kaneki Ken: Shinji actually encounters sad things, as expected of Shinji kid!

Ikari Shinji: Isn't it miserable for me to bear the shock and stay still? You guys are still gloating!

Edward: Don't say these things that make Shinji uncomfortable, let's go straight to the tragedy.

Ikari Shinji: ...

Nayako: Come, come, Shinji! EVA has a new theater version!Asuka wants to be your mother!

Ikari Shinji:? ? ?

Leng Fan: Twenty-year-old fan, you came here uninvited, what the hell did you just say? !

Naiyazi: Didn’t you read it, Director?

Leng Fan: How do I see things on the earth in a different world now, what do you think?We are all together!

Naiyako: I hacked into the movie theater database across the world and watched it directly.

Leng Fan: ...

Ikari Shinji: Wait!Why does Asuka want to be my mother?Did she have an affair with my dad?its not right!My dad's situation left my mom alone for a second, and he could have an affair with Asuka?

Naiyazi: No... How should I say it... It's hard to explain this kind of thing just by talking about it. You should see for yourself first?

Ding!

Naiyazi uploaded "EVA Theatrical Version · Final Chapter".

Shinji Ikari: Huh? ?It's over?As the protagonist, why didn't I know that I was over?

Yoshina: You don’t know how many years ago you left the information, don’t you have any points in your heart?

Ikari Shinji: No more, let me take a look first.

Leng Fan: I'll go and have a look too.

Naiyako: Director!do not look!

Leng Fan:? ? ?

Lumu Yuanxiang: It's strange!Naiyazi actually asked the director not to look at it. I'm afraid there is some ulterior secret.

Naiyako: No!Believe me, Director, you'd better not watch it.

Leng Fan: Why?

Naiyako: I'm afraid you suddenly become Super Saiyan [-] and destroy the world.

Leng Fan: What the hell?Do you think I'm the kind of guy who has no self-control?

Naiyako: No...I mean...emmmm...Don't read it.

Leng Fan: Mr. Chen question mark.JPG

Naiyazi: Believe me, you will definitely regret it after reading it.

Leng Fan: The more you say that, the more I want to see it!

Naiako:  …

Altair: Let's take a look at it together, anyway, it's fine now.

Ken Kaneki: No, who of you still remembers Shinji carrying the shock?

Ikari Shinji: It’s not a big problem. I can’t hold on until I finish watching the movie version first.

Sakura Manji: Is this thing still controllable?

Ikari Shinji: The big deal is the mass extinction of species, it's a small matter.

Five Watches Glass: ...

Shi Yu: ...

Aria: ...

Is this such a trivial matter!

Two hours later...

Ikari Shinji: emmmmm... I finished reading it.

Naiyako: Please express your reflections!

Ikari Shinji: Wait for me to make a call... Moshi Moshi, Asuka?Shinji hissed, it's nothing, I just wanted to talk to you suddenly.Um?Would you be embarrassed?It's all right, then I said... RNM!Asuka!You actually treat me like a son! #%￥#%￥...￥!

Yoshino: ...

Shirai Kuroko: The ghost knows what Asuka has experienced at this moment, covering her face.JPG

Yan Moai: ...

Madoka Kame: Bureau... Where is the director?

Xiao Meiyan: So Quiet, probably because I haven't finished watching it yet.

Naiyazi: After the director finishes watching, we randomly destroy an EVA world. I think the director will not refuse.

My wife Yuno: How should I put it... I really want to know how the old fans of EVA are doing now?

Nayako: If it wasn’t for human beings to limit power, it would probably be super Saiyan [-] per capita, and then at the end of the ending, Asuka would basically surpass Sailan God after saying that Shinji was his son.

My wife Yuno: ...

Altair: I'm sorry, I can't imagine that scene...cover your face.JPG

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Nayako: The world where only fans get hurt is complete!

Ikari Shinji: Actually, I have always wanted to ask a question...

Lumu Yuanxiang: What duck?

Ikari Shinji: Who is Shinjibo?

Lumu Yuanxiang:?

Sakura Manji: Isn't it your wife?

Ikari Shinji: Having said that...I don't have this person...embarrassing.JPG