The Whole World is Against Me

"There are a lot in the refrigerator, you can see what you want to eat."

Lumu Yuanxiang said to Leng Fan happily, and the people around couldn't help squinting at Lumu Yuanxiang when they saw this situation.

Leng Fan didn't care at all, yawned and ran to take a bath step by step.

After a while, Leng Fan changed his clothes and came out of the toilet, and walked to the refrigerator to look at the contents.

He took some bread and milk and walked towards the living room.

"By the way, the director has your courier."

Naiyako, who was sitting in front of the TV, spoke while playing the game.

"Huh? Express? I don't remember what I bought?"

Leng Fan was a little weird when he heard the words, it seems that he didn't buy anything, right?

Moreover, if I want to buy a courier, I will not send it here, at least I have to guard it, otherwise the courier will definitely be dismantled by Naiyazi.

"Huh? Didn't you buy it? What's going on?" Naiyazi was a little weird, and turned to look at Leng Fan.

"That's not clear."

"Could it be a scam!?"

Madoka Kame guessed and shouted, you must know that the recent scams have evolved, and express fraud is also a part of it.

"Scam? There is such a good thing!?"

Naiyazi immediately showed an excited expression when he heard that someone cheated him, how could he let it go so easily!

"Why don't we call the police?"

Seeing this situation, Lumu Yuanxiang immediately proposed, after all, it is better not to end this kind of thing.

"What about the courier?"

Leng Fan asked.

"It's at the door, look for it." Naiyazi said and continued to play his game.

Leng Fan walked to the door, and saw a black box, the outer packaging had already been opened, obviously it was opened by Naiyazi.

But Leng Fan was even more curious about who sent him something, since he had never bought anything before.

After carefully looking at the black box, there is nothing on it, it can be said that there is not even a gap.

"Emmmm... what the hell is this?"

Just as Leng Fan touched the black box, a blue light burst out instantly.

"Ah! Congratulations, you have been selected to participate in the ability qualifying competition!"

After the blue light erupted, a child's voice came from inside, talking to Leng Fan happily.

"?????"

what the hell?

For a moment, everyone couldn't help turning their heads to look in Leng Fan's direction, completely unaware of the qualifying match.

"You must be very curious about what the supernatural ranking is, right? Let me explain to you, the supernatural beings of the new era have appeared, but it has always been a mystery who is strong and who is weak. All the rankings have appeared, as long as the ranking You can get whatever you want, of course, if you fail, you will die! If you refuse, you will die! Come on, fight for this world with blood! As the god of the new world, I will give you fairness, justice, and openness the result of!"

The child's voice is very excited, but the content is unusually secondary.

"So do you join or decline?"

Don't you think inviting me is the greatest injustice? ?

Forget it, at first glance, the supernatural beings on Earth are bored and their strength has skyrocketed. They think they want to be gods, and they have never been beaten by society.

The affairs of the earth are handled by the earth.

Without further ado, Leng Fan said directly: "I refuse!"

"..."

The box fell into silence, and then a blue light bloomed.

then……

Boom-! !

A brilliant black mushroom cloud rises centered on Leng Fan's villa.

Leng Fan's villa exploded.

Then, it exploded.

"I bought a watch last year—!! Lao Tzu's villa————!"

"Ahhhhhh! My save file!!!"

"I'm a little skirt——!"

"My horse duck!!"

"My collection!!"

In an instant, everyone wailed, as if a shot would lead to liberation.

……

Space-Time Destruction Bureau.

Leng Fan: Comrades——!Mother Gan Lin!Emergency!Mother Gan Lin!Come out to me when you have time! !

Sakura Manji: Come here!Why does it feel like the chief is so angry today?

Kaneki Ken: Here!Paratrooper Kaneki is ready!

Emiya Kiritsugu: ? ? ?

Lumu Yuanxiang: Ahhhhh!I'm furious!my little skirt! !

Xiao Meiyan: My...my...collection...

My wife Yuno: Memories of my father and I... gone...

Xuehua Qijing: The skirt is dirty, I am wronged.JPG

Naiyazi: My old lady's save file! !Fuck——!Which wretched hand! !

Shizuka Hiratsuka: What the hell?What's the matter with you?All blown up?

Altair: It really exploded...

MC: With a bang, it’s all gone.

Xiao Meiyan: Old stuff!come out faster!Give me the position of that bastard! !

Joseph: Huh?What?what's the situation?

Yoshitona: Can someone explain what's going on?

Shirai Kuroko: It's rare to see Homura so angry, so what's going on?

Wuhe Shiori: Exactly.

Leng Fan: Everyone calm down first, let me make a brief statement.I received a package, asking me to participate in some ability qualifying competition, or die if I don't participate.

Wugeng Liuli: Hmm, then?

Leng Fan: How could I agree to this kind of crap, my appearance fee is very expensive!Rejected on the spot!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: So...

Leng Fan: So it blew up my villa! WRYYYYYYYYYYYY——! ! !

Naiyazi: My old lady's save file! ! WRYYYYYYYYY——!

Xiao Meiyan: My favorite——! !Big fire.JPG

My Wife Yuno: Memories with Dad! !

Sakura Manji: I probably understand the situation, so to sum it up...

Kaneki Ken: In a nutshell - oh shit, it's over.

Leng Fan: All of them! !Find me which pussy!Sand him! ! !

Accelerator: I can leave at any time!

Yoshitona: Then Accelerator gave it away.

Accelerator: You bastard! !

Leng Fan: If you can't find it, I'll blow up the earth today!

Will of the Earth: Hey hey hey! ! !Shocked.JPG

I was shot while lying down!

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Lord God: Hoho!Did the earth hear you? If you can't find it, you're gone!Smile.JPG

Will of the Earth: No, ah, this...it has nothing to do with me, okay, why am I getting shot while lying down?

Star Cup: Maybe it happened to you.

Will of the Earth: But...the villa is blown up, can't it be fixed immediately?Why do you still have to do this!

Leng Fan: Is it over once it's fixed?Although this is not an important matter, nor is it an irreversible matter, but how can such a good thing as getting into trouble and running away!

Yoshitona: Don't you feel that something is wrong when you say this?

Leng Fan: There is nothing wrong!This matter cannot pass, although we have the ability to repair it in an instant, but we cannot pass it in our hearts!No matter how you say it, grab that wretch and let him fix it for me from scratch brick by brick!gnashing teeth.JPG

Hiratsuka: Isn't the result the same?

Leng Fan: Totally different!If you do something wrong, you must give me an explanation!Or I'll beat his shit out!

Yoshino: To put it bluntly, it’s just to vent my anger!

Leng Fan: More than that, let him expand it for me by the way.Let alone ten times the volume!And it needs luxurious decoration, the content must be smart home, what is the best at this stage for me to use!