The Whole World is Against Me

Bugarati: ...

Feelings, did you go alone to be lazy!

Joseph: Let's not talk about your subtle words, let's talk about the monster... I just tapped the camera to find the location of the monster.

Leng Fan: That's how it is, the old stuff is finally useful to you.

Leng Fan: Wait!Joseph, you knocked on the camera in your world and learned about my world? ? ?

Bugarati: Nani! ?how can that be!Is Mr. Joseph's stand-in so powerful! ?

Hiratsuka Shizuka: Who are you!Old things will never be as useful as you!

Joseph: You are going too far!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Joseph, I think your Hermit Purple is a bit too much in terms of intelligence.This information can be obtained across the world. I am afraid that in the future, you will win the intelligence war with two knocks at your own home.

Joseph: Actually... I didn't expect that I would be so powerful.

Naiyako: Wow!The old stuff works, it's horrible.

Excellent: The end of the world.JPG

Shirai Kuroko: I'm still young and don't want to die!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: We are here.JPG

Joseph: You are poisonous!

Nayako: Wait!According to this, can I hook up things in other worlds by sitting at home after upgrading the Beach Boys to five stars? ?Oh!What an interesting look!

Bucciarati: This...isn't it too scary?Is Bessie's double so powerful?Looks like I need to promote him.

Joseph: I don't think so, Bessie has no way to upgrade the double, so it can't reach the level that Naiyazi said.

Bugarati: That's right, but Bessie's ability is really good,

Leng Fan: Quickly give me a photo!I'm going to hit the other side right now.

Joseph: Aren't you trying to be lazy?

Leng Fan: That's right!

Bugarati: ...

……

When Leng Fan got the photo, he took a closer look.

"Who is this guy..." The strange man in the photo made Leng Fan confused.

You must know that the demon will not always use the identity of a person, and it will change every few days as expected.

So the question is, how can I find it after changing it?

The bigger problem is that he only knows what the other side looks like, and he can't find it anywhere.

"The cruelty of reality made me fall into deep thought." Leng Fan squatted on the side of the road with a troubled face thinking about his next question.

Finding someone in such a big city is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Wait, I seem to be able to contact Zeus, the king of time and space.

Thinking of this, Leng Fan's eyes brightened, as if he had found an entry point.So here comes a new question, how do I go to see Zeus?

In the original book, only Yuki Amano and Yuno can easily see Zeus. To determine who can see Zeus, you must first determine how many weeks it is now.Suffering from the fact that the plot has not yet started, the entry point on my side is a bit embarrassing.

This damn problem is so difficult for this Normal·Cold.

Leng Fan pinched his chin and found himself in a deadlock, but before that, he had to settle the night's accommodation and food expenses.

Where is there free accommodation with food and accommodation?

How can there be such a good thing in the world... hey.

At this moment, Leng Fan saw a police car speeding past him, as if he had encountered something terrible.

It's just a police car, Leng Fan naturally doesn't care about it.

It's just... about ten minutes later.

My wife Yuno appeared with a group of policemen, Yuno immediately said after seeing Leng Fan: "Uncle policeman, this is the man!"

"Huh???" Leng Fan looked at Yuno blankly, completely unaware of what he had done.

As soon as the police heard this, they immediately rushed over and surrounded Leng Fan in an instant.

"You bastard, just go!"

"Don't try to resist!"

The surrounding policemen looked at Leng Fan nervously.

And Leng Fan grinned, and said with a bright smile: "Isn't this already there! It's free with food and lodging!"

……

Half an hour later, the detention center, the cell.

Leng Fan lay on the bed contentedly, picked up a book of Juvenile Jump full of anticipation and read it, and there were still a lot of drinks and coffee beside him.These things were borrowed from the convenience store next door with the help of Range A's Golden Requiem.

"The treatment is really good, including food and lodging. And it's a single room, really NICE."

Leng Fan, who is full of smiles, enjoys the present time very much, anyway, the problem is not big.

Leng Fan: I have found a place to live, don't worry everyone.

Kamu Yuanxiang: Great!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Huh?Did the chief find the money?

Leng Fan: No, I found a place with free food and accommodation, and it feels really good now.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Free?

Joseph: Food and shelter included?

Ayumi Aikawa: How can there be such a good place, please tell me.

Xiao Meiyan: Didn't you use some irregular means again?Director, we are a formal organization, can we not do some irregular things all day long?

Leng Fan: Hey, hey, this is a formal procedure and I have food and lodging included, and there is someone to help guard the door.

Joseph: Gatekeeper? ?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Did you meet a rich woman and get adopted?

Kamu Yuanxiang: Ehhhhhh! !

Homura Akatsuki: Madoka, calm down.You don't even think about what the chief looks like now, if it was okay in the past, now... would a woman fall in love with him just because of his dark circles?

Kamu Yuanxiang: Yes.

Kame Madoka: Strange, why do I feel something is wrong?

Xiao Meiyan: Cough cough cough... So where are you now, Director?

Leng Fan: I'm in the cell, waiting for dinner now.

Joseph:  …

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Kamu Yuanxiang: Hey!Director, how did you get in!

PS: It's a new January!I just remembered to ask for a monthly pass, a blade, and a recommendation!

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Xiao Meiyan: Is this what you call free accommodation? ?I believe in your evil.JPG

Leng Fan: Didn't I say that I called someone before, so I came in.

Joseph: Did you go in on purpose, just to get food and shelter.So, what about cell food?

Leng Fan: Everything is according to plan.I don't know the food yet, I'm waiting.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Bugarati: ...

Aria: I always feel like something is wrong.

Shirai Kuroko: Of course something is wrong!After all, we are a formal organization, so what happened?

Ayumi Aikawa: Stop talking, I'm crying.

Bugarati: ...

Lala: Director is different from others!

Leng Fan: Sure, if I am like everyone else, how can I become the chief of the bureau.

Shi Yu: So far I still haven't figured out why you became the bureau chief.

Leng Fan: Actually, I was also thinking about this question. Finally, I thought about it for a long time and got an answer, because I am very gentle and daze.

Shi Yu: ...

Where is the protagonist of the light novel from?

Kaneki Ken: Ghouls, ghouls, where have you all gone?

Ayumi Aikawa: Kaneki, are you still looking for ghouls?

Kaneki Ken: There is no way, the ghouls seem to be extinct, and they can't be found no matter what.

Ayumi Aikawa: Come on.

Kaneki Ken: No, I’ve been staying up late for the past few days, and I’m sleepy.

Ying Manji: I always feel that you are a bit obsessed with ghouls.