The Whole World is Against Me

Ding!

Welcome Ilya Einzbern to join the Time-Space View Administration.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Nani——! ?

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Joseph: OH! MYGOD! !How is this going?Isn't Elijah only one year old?How is this going?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Who in the group can speak baby talk, I'm afraid there will be language barriers between Ilya and us.

Hiratsuka Shizu: Kiritsugu is panicking?

Irisviel: I'm so panicked that I can't find Bei, now Kiritsugu and I are beside Ilya to see what's going on.

Leng Fan: Why don't we ask the magic conch?

Madoka Kame: emmm...the director is still smoking.

Xiao Meiyan: It hasn't been repaired yet, don't struggle anymore.

Naiyazi: I think I should take a stick to fix it.

Bugarati: ...

Night King: Give it up, they're poisonous.I have always been an ellipsis like you before, and now I have given up treatment.

Bugarati: ...

Shi Yu: ...

Pros: Assimilation warning.

Shirai Kuroko;  …

Ayumi Aikawa: Why don't you @newcomers?Just ask directly?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Yes!

Emiya Kiritsugu: What you said makes sense!It seems that I don't have to talk with a pacifier in my mouth.

Alice Phil:  …

Ayumi Aikawa:? ? ?

Joseph: What the hell? ?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Cough cough cough... I'm trying to put myself in another place. If you want to understand baby language, you must first speak with a pacifier in your mouth. Maybe you can understand the child's meaning.

Joseph:  …

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Kiritsugu, are you really that Kiritsugu?What about the magician killer? ?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Magician Killer?Why is this name so familiar, I really want to hear it somewhere.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: It's over, the former killer Kiritsugu has become a sand sculpture Kiritsugu.

Joseph: I don't think there's anything wrong...

Shirai Heizi: You guys are really poisonous!

Excellent: sand carving poison.

Leng Fan: Invincible...how lonely!lonely……

Xiao Meiyan: Wake up, you can't even beat me.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Huh?Is Homura so strong?

Xiao Meiyan: I just need to pass the chief's five-second time stop, and then it's my time.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: That seems to be the case.

Ilya: That... what's going on here?

Chi Tong: This is the Space-Time Management Bureau, dealing with all kinds of time-space disturbances.

Naiyazi: My mother duck!Elijah has spoken!Can chat groups translate baby language?It's amazing!

Night King: I still say the same thing, Haojiba is cool!

Night King, when did you collapse too?

Bucciarati: ...Everyone, I think it is better to find out what is going on with the newcomers first?So who is Elijah?Why are you all so surprised?

Joseph: Bugarati, Ilya is Emiya Kiritsugu's daughter, she is one year old this year.

Bugarati: Nani! ?Mr. Kiritsugu, is your daughter a genius?Talking at one year old!

Why are you here...

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Aria: I always feel that you guys are overcomplicating things.

Shiwa: I think so too.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Ilya, are you really Ilya?

Elijah: Huh? !Why is your name exactly the same as my dead father?

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Hahahaha!Sorry, I really couldn't help it.

Joseph: I'm not smiling, really not.Laugh.JPG

Naiyazi: Don't hold back, let's laugh.

Leng Fan: Ha!what!what!

Kamu Yuanxiang: Are you still okay?anxious.JPG

Akahito: Madoka, what are you waiting for the director?

Kame Madoka: I want to try again, maybe it will succeed?

Xiao Meiyan:? ,! ,...

Ayumi Aikawa: Homura, your punctuation marks are a bit flamboyant.

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Sakura Manji: Forget it, don't bring up this question.

Kaneki Ken: No results, it’s like I’m looking for a ghoul, the goddamned god Dai Lishi...

D:……

How much do you hate God Dai Lishi? She said clearly that she has an ambiguous relationship with you.

Alice Viel: Ilya, is it really Ilya?I am Irisviel, so Ilya must know!

Ilya: Mom... who are you!My mother is dead!Why are you pretending to be my mother!

Alice Phil:  …

Shizuka Hiratsuka: I can’t laugh at this, it’s a sad thing.

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Joseph: I can't really laugh, and I'm a little sad.

Kame Madoka: I suddenly thought of a question, which is very similar to Yifang and Yuriko.

Accelerator: Oh!understood!

Yuriko: Parallel world!

Ayumi Aikawa: This is incredible! !

Yuriko: What are you surprised about?Didn't it happen before?

Ayumi Aikawa: Yes, nothing surprising.

Night King: Actually, I think if the director didn't smoke, the problem would be solved in a few seconds.

Will of the Earth: Almighty Director, please return to normal!

Naiyako: Huh?Isn't the main god usually bubbling behind you?What about people?

My wife Yuno: I was banned by my father just now.

Naiyako: Oh, yes.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Since it's Ilya from the parallel world, it makes sense.But... I found a problem.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Ilya, are you happy now?

Ilya: Are you really Kiritsugu?And is Irisviel really her mother? ?

Alice Viel: That's right, Elijah.Although it's a parallel world, I'm really Irisviel Einzbern!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Why don't you call me Dad...

Shizuka Hiratsuka: You don’t look at your situation in the news, Ilya didn’t call your father at that time, and then you disappeared after participating in the Fourth Holy Grail War.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Heartbroken, I will not accept such an ending!I want to be more perfect!Happier!The HAPPY END! !

Joseph: Very good, there is a three-point resemblance to the director.

Naiyako: But it doesn't have the charming dark circles under the director's eyes.

Emiya Kiritsugu: ...

Elijah: Parallel world?

Alice Viel: It should be right, it's like the second method.parallel world.

Ilya: ...So it wasn't my mother and Kiritsugu...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Ilya, you are wrong!Even so, we are also Ilya's parents, no matter what you are, you are our child.I don't mind an extra Ilya.

Alice Viel: That's right, Ilya.We are your parents.

Elijah: ...