The Whole World is Against Me

Naiyako: No!You read it wrong, Chief.

Leng Fan: My rent was used by you? !Eat lemons!

Naiyazi: Director, you really read it wrong!I really didn't say anything!

Leng Fan: You are already dead!

Naiyako: Nani! ?

After a minute.

Naiyazi: Director?Director? ?

Xiao Meiyan: Stop barking, the director is busy now.

Naiyako: What are you busy with?Isn't the mission over?

Kamu Yuanxiang: The director was busy looking for weapons, and said he was going back to give you a once-and-for-all beating.

Naiako:  …

Leng Fan: Huh?How do I get a black cat?

Lumu Yuanxiang:? ? ?

My wife Yuno:? ? ?

Leng Fan: Fifth watch glass!I was rummaging through the alley and saw a Wugeng Liuli tied there.

Bugarati: Nani! ?Could it be that Diablo also kidnapped Wugeng Liuli?Damn it!

Leng Fan: emmm...let me ask what's going on first.

ten minutes later.

Leng Fan: Got it, Diablo really planned to threaten us with Wugeng Liuli, but we struck too fast and Diablo was GG before he came out.

Bucciarati: Sure enough, Diablo's crimes really make me sick!

Xiao Meiyan: It's not a big problem, Wu Geng Liuli was not injured.

Kame Madoka: I'd better treat her to avoid any sequelae.

Xiao Meiyan: That's fine.

Leng Fan: Then continue with the question just now, Naiyako, do you prepare squid on iron plate or grilled squid on charcoal?

Naiyako: No!I am not seafood!

Leng Fan: You will die when I finish writing this review.JPG

Xiao Meiyan: ...

Naiako:  …

Joseph: Naiyazi, are you sure you are still running away?

Naiyako: But I don't want to leave the earth, this is my dream land!

Emiya Kiritsugu: But are you sure you can survive?

Hiratsuka: So what about the director?

Kame Madoka: I left us and went back without any hesitation. I almost understood that Naiyako would be miserable.

Naiyako: cold sweat.JPG

MC: Nayako, hold on!

Altair: I think Naiyako, you should go back and take refuge. After all, the director will not come across the world to find you.

Lord God: You are wrong!You don't know the last time the director came to me after being smoked and beat me up before going to the mission!

Altair: That's hopeless, give up.

Naiyako: No! !help me!Use your invincible brains to think of a way!

Sakura Manji: Despair, there is no hope.

Kaneki Ken: What are the genes of the evil god?Hey hey.

Yurha: I also think it is necessary to learn about the gene of the evil god.

Riku: We're waiting for good news from the chief, Oye!

blank:……

Three days later, when Leng Fan came out of the little black room, he rushed towards his house with two interpreters like watermelon knives.

"Nai-ya-zi-!"

Leng Fan was so angry, he had never been so angry, this time he wouldn't be Leng Fan if he didn't break Naiyazi's dog legs!

As a result, I haven't arrived home yet, and the phone is like a phone call.

Made!Who is calling me at this time?Believe it or not, flying over is a JIO!

Leng Fan, who was so angry, looked down, "Landlord!

OH! MYGOD! ! !

The anger just now was extinguished in an instant, leaving only a guilty conscience.

"Ahem, hello landlord."

"Boy, there are two days left to call the rent, don't forget. By the way, do you want to renew the rent?"

"This... I'm not sure for now, I'll tell you when I get it."

"Okay, that's it."

"Uh-huh."

slap.

Leng Fan hung up the phone, sweating profusely.

Recently, I have been busy with the affairs of the Time and Space Administration and have not gone to work. GG has been there for a long time, and recently because of the so-called recovery of spiritual energy, many people have disappeared and disappeared. I am afraid that I have become a missing person now.

But this is not important!

important!Naiyako eating lemons!

After all my calculations, I didn't realize that this guy actually found my rent money!

Yoshi!Today's finale is Iron Cthulhu!

"Kill!!"

Leng Fan raised his leg and was about to kick the door away with a Jio, but after thinking that he would have to lose money if he kicked it badly, he immediately and carefully took out the key and opened the door.

The moment he opened the door, he saw Naiyazi kneeling in front of the door wearing pink pajamas, and she stared at Leng Fan with a charming face.

"Welcome back, Chief, should you eat first, take a bath first, or..."

"I lifted your skull!"

Leng Fan unceremoniously stepped on Naiyazi's head, the expression on his face has collapsed.

"Oh, oh... Director! Director! I was wrong, I was wrong!!"

"The only thing that makes an apology useful is what does the Space-Time Administration need to do?!"

"Crush it! I'm a civil servant anyway, you can't treat me like this!"

"Questions and answers are useless! What I ate tonight is the Iron God!!"

"No--!!"

Wood da wood da wood da wood da wood da wood da wood! !

"Wow, you only slap your face!"

"You can't remember without slapping your face!"

Leng Fan pointed at Naiyazi's mixed doubles with the Golden Requiem, which made people dumbfounded and hard to guard against.

It was just like a textbook-like sling, without any gaps or pauses. In reality, a set of military boxing was performed, followed by a set of Bajiquan, followed by mantis boxing followed by thirteen-way Tan legs, plus Hong Jiaquan.

Where did you learn these from?Of course it was made up on the spot. In short, whether it is a fancy move or not, it is correct!

After the fancy hanging and beating, Naiyazi was hung on the ceiling by Leng Fan like a cicada chrysalis, with a bruised nose and swollen face, she already understood what hanging and beating is, and her whole face was numb.

Naiyako: I was beaten.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Oh.

Nayako: Why are you so calm!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Isn't it natural?If someone takes my last rent, I will definitely kill it without leaving a trace.

Naiako:  …

Joseph: Huh?Naiyako, are you still alive?

Naiyako: You...why don't you help me...

Emiya Kiritsugu: Don't you have any points in your heart?So, what about the director's rent?

Madoka Kame: Actually, I am more concerned that the director has not slept for a few days...

Xiaomeiyan: Calculate the time... Twelve days?

Blank: A strong cultivator!So scary!

Altair: Still alive?

Leng Fan: To be alive is to die...the rent is due in two days...the original rent was enough, but now——! WRYYYYYY! !

Shi Yu: The director of the Tangtang Space-Time Management Bureau is actually troubled by the rent.

Aria: No one will believe this.

Kaneki Ken: How about taking this opportunity to move.

Sakura Manji: Where to move?

Kaneki Ken: emmm... this is a problem...