The Whole World is Against Me

Shirai Kuroko: I'm sorry, but I'm a powerful person in the space department.

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

I'm just an ordinary person in this emotional group?

Shizuka Hiratsuka was autistic, tired, and didn't want to talk.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Let’s just say that I still have large-scale killings and attacks.

Don't you have a B number for saying this!

Leng Fan: I...I think you still...don't use it, I'm afraid that my own people will be accidentally injured.

Leng Fan doesn't know what Emiya Kiritsugu who became a magical girl is like, but he can probably guess it when he was in that world before, after all, he is a god.

Don't let Emiya Kiritsugu transform, and all the teammates on your side will be blinded.

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

True weapons of mass destruction.

Naiyazi: Oh, okay?Is Kiritsugu swollen?The chief is so scared?

Leng Fan: Believe me, you absolutely don't want to know the truth.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Director, I am also the one who pays for my dreams, what is this price?I was ready for everything and had nothing to fear.

Akahito: I always find it subtle.

Leng Fan: Let's overcome this problem!So the only candidates with a large-scale attack are me, Kiritsugu, Homura, and Madoka?How do you feel so little?

Lala: What about me?Secretary.

Leng Fan: Please do not participate in the cosmic level, I am afraid that the earth on Kiritsugu's side will explode.

Lala: Well, the director has said so.

Naiyazi: Then I will not go to the bureau chief, I just happen to be playing with you for a few days.

Isn't Nayako going?It's okay, anyway, she didn't have anything to do in the past, so it's better to let her play with her.

Leng Fan: Yes, if you have any questions, just ask them in the group.

Naiyako: Hi hi!

Leng Fan: Then we will pass by next, and Kiritsugu is going to pick us up.

Emiya Kiritsugu: No problem.

Naiyazi: Who will broadcast live, anyway, everyone is idle when they are idle.

Xiao Meiyan: Live broadcast?

Naiyako: It’s just a video, and it also allows other people in the group who can’t go to see what the other world is like.

Kame Madoka: No problem, then I will come?or who?

Emiya Kiritsugu: I'll forget it.

Leng Fan: Choose one.

Xiao Meiyan: Madoka, come on, I thought about it for a while, and my time-stopping ability is not suitable for live broadcasting.

Madoka Kame: Okay.

After deciding on something, Leng Fan started to pack his things and prepare to go to Kiritsugu's world.

My ass is still hot and I have to go out again.

"Hey..." Leng Fan sighed speechlessly, his heart was full of emotion.

However, any difficulty in being able to meet the paper man's wife is not a problem!

"Ah, the dark circles under my eyes are heavy again..." Leng Fan looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

……

Einzbern Castle.

At this moment, Irisviel stood in fear at the gate of the castle, holding Ilya, and looked at the white whale in the sky.

"Kiritsugu, what is that?" She asked Kiritsugu with her eyes widened in horror, her expression was very flustered.

At this time, Kiritsugu was quietly arranging his guns, and he said seriously with a cigarette in his mouth: "Ai Li, don't worry. It will be over soon."

Irisviel was taken aback when she heard the words, she understood Kiritsugu's thoughts, and asked gently and worriedly: "Are you going?"

"I'm going. I'm a partner of justice, and I absolutely can't see monsters that endanger the world appear." Emiya Kiritsugu put the gun on his back, stood in front of Irisviel, and answered seriously and seriously.

"Kiritsugu..." Irisviel was still worried.

"Ai Li, trust me, it's fine. This time it's not just me, there are others." Kiritsugu looked at her seriously.

"Others?" Irisviel expressed doubts.

At this time, a black whirlpool appeared beside Kiritsugu, and Leng Fan, Madoka, and Homura walked out of it.

"Yo, Kiritsugu." Seeing Kiritsugu, Leng Fan greeted Kiritsugu immediately, and then saw Irisviel smiling and said: "Madam, hello."

"This is the second way!?" Irisviel looked at Leng Fan in disbelief, thinking that this was the second way.

"I'm not a magician, ma'am, you're thinking too much." Leng Fan denied with a smile, then turned to look at Kiritsugu.

Madoka on the side smiled after seeing Kiritsugu, and said happily, "Uncle Kiritsugu."

"En." Kiritsugu nodded after seeing Madoka, showing a faint smile.

This situation surprised Irisviel, she looked at the smiling Kiritsugu and her heart trembled.

Kiritsugu laughed?

"How's the situation?" Homura asked directly without saying anything.

"White Whale's words are in the sky, there is no attack for the time being. The country has not acted either, it should be observing." Kiritsugu briefly explained the situation, smoking a cigarette.

"Is the equipment enough?" Homura frowned seeing Kiritsugu carrying the things on his back.

"It's definitely not enough. The things I can find here are very limited." Kiritsugu said with a sigh, the most powerful thing is RPG.

Homura glanced at Kiritsugu and said seriously: "It's okay, I have enough here, and I'll give it to you when the time comes."

"Then please." Kiritsugu did not refuse, but directly agreed.

When everything was ready, Leng Fan led the three of them towards the direction of the white whale.

Before leaving, Leng Fan quietly ran to Kiritsugu's side.

"Kiratsu, does Madam know about your incident?" Leng Fan was very careful, for fear of being overheard.

After all, it was too embarrassing for Kiritsugu to become a magical girl.

Kiritsugu paused when he heard the words, checked the surroundings with both eyes, and then whispered: "I don't know yet, I didn't plan to tell her. Before I didn't believe that I leaked the truth, Ari's reaction seemed to be very frightened."

"Wow, no way. You actually slipped your tongue." Leng Fan whispered.

"It was an accident. However, it can be seen from this that Ai Li is a bit unacceptable. But don't worry, Director, I am already mentally prepared. I will accept any result. As long as Ai Li can accept it." Kiritsugu looked at it resolutely Leng Fan said.

"It's good for you to be happy... But, please don't use it. I'm afraid Xiaoyuan won't be able to accept it, she is a pure child." Leng Fan didn't know what to say for a while.

"Okay, Director. I will never use it unless it is absolutely necessary." Kiritsugu nodded solemnly, his eyes full of seriousness.

It's probably impossible for Kiritsugu to give up the magical girl now.

After getting the answer, Leng Fan pouted with complicated emotions, and turned his head to look at Irisviel who was hugging Ilya.

I really can't imagine what will happen when my wife finds out about this.

I'm afraid I'm going to close myself to the point where I can't breathe.

Chapter 30 Leng Fan: Children should not ask such philosophical questions about life.

Madoka had already turned on the video when the four of them came out of Einzbern Castle, and now the entire screen can be seen above Madoka's head.

On the way, people in the group saw a white whale flying in the air.

Naiyako: It's really big, so what are we going to eat?

Joseph: I suggest frying and then steaming?Wait for me to find a cookbook.

Chitong: I really want to eat it, it must be delicious if it is so big.

Shirai Heizi: Why do you focus on eating? Shouldn’t you think about how much harm this thing will cause?It would be really scary if this thing appeared in the academy city.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Don't worry, Kuroko, the people in the group are big bosses, so they don't care about the troubles of mere mortals like us.

Lala: Director!I want to eat too!

Leng Fan, who was sitting in the car at the moment, saw how lively the group was, and the desire to complain in his heart could no longer be suppressed.

Why are you discussing how to eat?

Leng Fan: Seriously, let's execute the mission!

Kame Madoka: Everyone has to listen to the director, and I will start to care about how to eat.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Don't talk about it, I would care about it anyway.

Leng Fan: Kiritsugu, don't be distracted, just drive.

Emiya Kiritsugu: I can still do this kind of thing with one mind and two minds, especially with me now.

Xiao Meiyan: Don't worry, it's fine.At worst, when the car overturns, I will stop the time and pull everyone out.

Leng Fan: That's right, Homura can react if something goes wrong.and many more!Why are we discussing the unlucky thing of overturning a car?

The Will of the Earth: There are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, irregular driving, tears of tears for loved ones.

Um! ?You earth actually watched the wandering earth! ?

Kame Madoka: Director, why do we still use the group chat when we sit together?

Leng Fan: Madoka.

Kame Madoka: Mmmmm!

Leng Fan: Children should not ask questions that are rich in life philosophy.