The Whole World is Against Me

Akatsuki Homura: Okay, strawberry cake.

Aria: What about peach steamed buns...

Shizuka Hiratsuka: I'm sorry, sorry, I already asked someone to buy it, but it hasn't been delivered yet.

Lala: Ahahaha, I'm ready!

Yuriko: Director!step! !Let's beat him! !

Ayumi Aikawa: Squeeze the snails, Yuriko.You are a girl, don't be so rude.

Leng Fan: Give it up, it's Accelerator after all.

Ayumi Aikawa: Why did Accelerator become a matter of course?

Shirai Kuroko: Isn't it natural?After all, it is one-way traffic.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Yes, it is Accelerator after all.

One way:……

Yuriko:……

Will of the Earth: Although I don't know why, I understand once I say Accelerator.

Lord God: Got it, got it!

Naiyako: Aha!I understand rua!

Ayumi Aikawa: You did it on purpose!

……

Academy City, the night of the full moon.

Accelerator gritted his teeth and walked on the road to the convenience store, feeling aggrieved by the current situation like never before.

"Damn you, don't let me know who you are! Damn! Damn!!" He cursed angrily as he walked.

He has never encountered such an embarrassing thing at such a young age, and everyone around him is terrified of him!

He is the NO.1 of Academy City!

Invincible existence!

Then, he paid for coffee and walked out of the convenience store with a kind face.

Standing at the door of the convenience store, he knocked open the can of coffee and drank it in one gulp.The bitter taste made him feel that the anger in his heart was calmed down, and he felt a lot calmer.

"What kind of superpower is that chat group? Why have I never heard of it? Could it be a superpower in spiritual thinking?" Accelerator frowned, and realized the problem when he calmed down.

It stands to reason that this ability would never be used for chatting, it is obviously a terrible communication superpower.

"Cut! It's a mess."

Thinking of the situation just now, he couldn't help cursing.

At this moment, Accelerator's expression changed.

Ding!

Leng Fan, Ayumi Aikawa, Yuriko, Emiya Kiritsugu, apply for time travel, do you agree?

"This is..." Accelerator shrank his pupils, as if realizing something.

"Hahahahaha! Interesting! Really interesting!!" He was laughing wildly, laughing happily.

"Space-Time Administration? It's great! Let me see what you guys are capable of! Next—three——!"

He looked forward to showing a ferocious smile, and clicked OK without hesitation.

Meanwhile, in a building with no windows and no doors.

Inside the huge container, the man hanging upside down closed his eyes.

He looks like a man and a woman, like an adult and like a child, like a saint and like a sinner, he is the general director of Academy City - Aleister.

"Space-Time Administration? What happened to Accelerator? Aiwass, what do you think?"

"It has something to do with the previous users of the spirit words. It is not surprising that they will contact the girl sooner or later. It is more likely that she is a member of the Space-Time Administration."

"That's really bad. It looks like there will be a fierce battle."

Aleister said without fear, without a trace of panic.

Chapter 46 Why are you so obsessed with rebounding?

The moment Accelerator agreed, a black vortex appeared in front of him, which made him even happier.

"Haha! That's great! Come out and let me see, what qualifications do you have to pretend to be my uncle!"

As soon as the words fell, Leng Fan, Yuriko, Ayumi Aikawa, and Emiya Kiritsugu stepped out of the black vortex.

When Yuriko saw Accelerator, she immediately showed a unique smile, and said with a sneer, "Xiao Sanlan! My uncle is here!"

Ayumi Aikawa on the side immediately widened his eyes when he saw Accelerator, and shouted in shock: "Nani!? Male Yuriko!?"

Emiya Kiritsugu couldn't help frowning when he saw the two of them meeting, the two were so alike, no matter in terms of appearance or demeanor, they were simply carved out of the same mold.

However, the only difference between them may be that Yuriko is more feminine, while Accelerator is more masculine, giving people a completely different atmosphere.

In short, it is the so-called difference between men and women.

Accelerator paused when he saw Yuriko, and then laughed exaggeratedly.

"Hahahaha! You really didn't let me down. It's interesting! It's so interesting!"

"My uncle is Accelerator, today I will let you know what cruelty is!" Yuriko retorted at Accelerator without showing any weakness.

When the two met, Leng Fan had already guessed what was going on, but facing their noise, Leng Fan didn't pay much attention to it, instead he looked up and smiled mysteriously at other places.

"Aleister, don't mess around with this matter, be careful that I call a distant existence over."

……

In a building without windows.

Aleister fell silent when he heard Leng Fan's voice through the air loop.

"Are you warning me? How on earth did you know about my lingering loop? Who are you?" Aleister couldn't understand why Leng Fan knew so much about himself, even the lingering loop.

"What a mysterious guy. A distant existence? Are you talking about a demon god, or something else?"

"Maybe we need to try it out."

Just when Aleister thought of this, Leng Fan's voice came again.

"Don't try to test us, but I don't think you will listen to me. Then, who will you send? Mugino Shitoshi? Yubi Taki? Or—— Kamijou Touma?" Leng Fan grinned, as if already See through Aleister's thoughts.

What? !This guy!

Aleister was startled, for the first time he felt that Leng Fan knew him beyond the ordinary, as if he had no secrets in front of Leng Fan.

"Don't worry, I believe we will meet soon. After all, there are abnormalities in this world. After it is confirmed, I believe we will meet. If I find out that you have done something excessive, I don't mind destroying Academy City Let you experience the thrill of starting from scratch." Leng Fan's voice came again.

At this time Aleister was silent, finally he opened his eyes and said calmly: "You can't test it, it's too dangerous. But, you can observe it."

Aleister is very afraid of the sudden appearance of Leng Fan.

However, he never thought that Leng Fan was just pretending.

……

At this moment, Leng Fan took a deep breath, shook his body, and carefully looked around.

After confirming that no one was around, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, no one found out, great.

If someone sees it, I'm afraid it will be mistaken for a crazy person, standing alone on the side of the road in the middle of the night talking to himself.

It's embarrassing just thinking about it.

"Director, what are you doing talking to yourself over there?" Suddenly Emiya Kiritsugu appeared next to Leng Fan with a strange expression, as if he had come without a trace, without the slightest footstep.

"My mother duck! Can you stop appearing so quietly, scaring me to death!" Leng Fan was frightened by Emiya Kiritsugu's sudden appearance, and said while looking at Emiya Kiritsugu with resentment.

However, Emiya Kiritsugu ignored Leng Fan, but looked forward with his eyes fixed, and reminded at the same time: "It's started!"

"Huh?!" Leng Fan suddenly looked forward when he heard the words, only to see Baihezi and Yifang Accelerator standing in the middle of the deserted road, looking at each other.

The two stood facing each other with an incomparably dignified aura, with a fierce light in their eyes, as if they wanted to tear each other apart.

Then...there was no more, the two of them stood in place and neither of them moved.

They were all waiting for the opponent to attack, and with the combination of consciousness and operation, they chose the safest rebound.

Therefore, the two of them were like sand sculptures, standing still and staring at each other non-stop.

It's like a big fight between the king and the eighth.

Damn mental retardation!

"..." The corner of Leng Fan's mouth twitched, he had never seen such a coquettish battle.

"What's the situation now?" Ayumi Aikawa looked at the two of them in a daze, not understanding what happened.

When Leng Fan heard this, in order not to embarrass Yuriko in front of Ayumi Aikawa, he immediately explained seriously:

"Bu, your strength is too weak, so you can't see it. In fact, they are fighting in a form invisible to the naked eye. Now that Yuriko has the upper hand, Accelerator may be at a disadvantage due to long-term lack of sleep and endocrine disorders! ... etc. Wait! Not good! Yuriko suddenly had dysmenorrhea, and the situation turned around!"

After Ai Chuanbu heard the words, he looked at Leng Fan as if he had seen a ghost.

The explanation did not end here, Leng Fan continued.

"Madada! At this moment, Yuriko gritted her teeth and endured the dysmenorrhea, raised her leg and kicked Accelerator's testicles! Seeing the wrong party, Accelerator immediately raised his hips and retreated, and even attacked Yuriko's chest with both hands! This is unbelievable Believe in the fight! It's a street gangster fight!"

"Shut up, sir!" Yuriko in the distance roared unbearably!

She stared at Leng Fan resentfully, as if she wanted to tear up this nonsense sand sculpture in front of her.

God TM endocrine disorders!God TM suddenly dysmenorrhea!God TM kicked the balls!God TMxi chest!

Do you think it's so easy to cheat because you don't read enough books? !

"I almost believed it!" Ayumi Aikawa looked back at God, holding his face in shock and said madly.He felt that he had believed Leng Fan's evil, and he almost took it seriously.