The Whole World is Against Me

"Director, when shall we do it?"

"It's now!"

"Shinji has gone out, now we take advantage of the chaos to steal the data of the EVA body, and then take care of the local hands!"

"Oh! You can have it!"

"Let's go!"

"As expected of the director!"

"Director NB!"

"Wait, wait, we don't even know where the information is!"

"at this time……"

"I thought of someone."

"Me too."

Space-Time Administration.

Kaneki Ken: Old thing, you are useful again!

Joseph: Oh oh oh oh!I'm coming!What are you looking for this time?Is it a human or a ghost?

Yan Moai: Call me?

Joseph:  …

Riku: We want EVA body data, tell us where it is!

Joseph: OK, I'll send it to you right away.

Accelerator: As expected of an old thing, it is really useful!

Leng Fan: Then after the old man gives us the information, we will start!

Riku: No problem.

Ikari Shinji: I am sitting in the cockpit of the first aircraft, with a very domineering momentum and a very professional posture, but have you seen where is the driver's manual for the first aircraft?I can't find it, waiting online, it's urgent.The apostle was standing right in front of me, and I felt like I was going to be hammered.

Leng Fan: ...

Riku: ...

One way:……

Kaneki Ken: ...

Just now you were too handsome to say...

Linghuan Xinlong: Shinji, you won't even get on the driver's seat without reading the driving instructions.

Ikari Shinji: The situation was very urgent at that time, and there was no time to talk about it.

Leng Fan: Shinji, can you handle it?

Ikari Shinji: Pfft——!Wow--!It hurts!Wow!

Riku: What's going on?

Kaneki Ken: I was hammered, sure enough.

Sakura Manji: Don't want to think of a way?

Accelerator: I really can't do it, my uncle went straight up and hammered the apostle!

Ikari Shinji: I feel dizzy!

Leng Fan: I can't help it, let me do it.

Kaneki Ken: Director, what are you doing?

Leng Fan: Mind connection, I tried it on Kirito before.

Kaneki Ken: Understood.

……

New Tokyo, night.

The white moon hangs in the sky, in the city on the ground.

The apostle Water Angel is hammering the No. [-] machine. The beating action is very simple and rough, and the No. [-] machine is like a bouncing.

"Shinji! Shinji!! Why don't you fight back!!" Katsuragi Misato yelled in horror when he saw that the first machine had been hammered.

"Wow!! Who can tell me...where is the instruction manual!!" Shinji Ikari was spun around by the hammer, and he asked Katsuragi Misato after he managed to catch his breath.

"..."

For a moment, the entire command room fell into dead silence.

Everyone looked at Ikhara Hall at the same time. This guy just made Ikari Shinji stand up, and everyone thought Ikari Shinji would.result……

"Don't worry, everything is in the plan." Ikhara Hall maintained a classic posture, as if it had been arranged already.

Although there is a feeling of panic, it is still very stable.

And at this moment, the No. [-] machine was beaten by the water angel so that it rolled for three and a half weeks and landed on its face.

Boom-!

The heavy body directly crashed into the surrounding high-rise buildings, while the No. [-] machine lay motionless on the ground like a dead fish.

"Shinji!? What's the matter!?" Katsuragi Misato's eyes widened when she saw this situation, she knew that this time it really couldn't work.

In the picture, the water angel slowly approached the No. [-] machine, and opened its mouth to prepare for a unique cross explosion attack.

Om-!

Red light flashes, an attack is about to appear.

The next moment, the No. [-] machine suddenly raised its palm and grabbed the water angel's head, and pushed the water angel away as if going crazy.

Boom! !

The seemingly easy push brought great power, and the water angel destroyed the building behind it as if it had been knocked out and fell into the ruins.

"Nani!!"

"Are you ready to act?!"

The people in the command room couldn't help but widen their eyes when they saw this scene, and the corners of Ikhara Tang's mouth curled up as if everything was under control.

However, no one knew that Shinji Ikari had been replaced in the cockpit.

After the mind was connected, Ikari Shinji's eye circles suddenly darkened, and then...

"You thought it was Shinji Ikari? It's actually me, Normal·Cold!! FUHAHAHAHAHA!!" Leng Fan burst out into an excited laugh, which was played in the command room.

Everyone was taken aback, and then looked at the picture in disbelief.

"Shinji? Are you okay?" Misato Katsuragi asked looking at the screen in disbelief.

At this time, the No. [-] machine stood up from the ground, then moved its body, twisted its body like a prelude to dancing, and made a proud JOJO stand with its hands on its hips.

"It's okay, I'm not tired."

"??? Shinji?"

"Oh? Are you questioning me? Questioning me, Normal Cold?"

"Normal Cold?"

"Hmm! It's really a good feeling. The feeling of driving the first machine is really the highest duck! Hahahahaha——!"

Can't help but want to dance!

Do as soon as you think of it, Leng Fan played a gangster song before Shui Angel could react.

Everyone saw the No. [-] machine dancing in various fashionable poses. The scene was extremely weird. Think about a robot with a height of several hundred meters suddenly dancing gangster shakes in the battlefield. The picture should not be too beautiful.

As for how Leng Fan learned to drive, it naturally depends on his momentum, after all, the spiral force exists.

"Hmmmmmm! That's the feeling, this sense of operation that is the same as my own body, the driving feeling that men can't refuse is really high!"

It's just that when I think that the first machine is Ikari Shinji's mother, I always feel something is wrong.

Emmmm......

Does this count as face-to-face sex?

And Ikhara Hall still looked forward to it.

Where did the plot of this book come from.

As soon as Leng Fan thought about it, he felt something was wrong. Thinking about it carefully, Ikari Shinji entered her mother's body.

Emmm...

It seems that something is wrong.

However, the water angel didn't give Leng Fan any extra time, it stood up from the ground and approached the No. [-] machine quickly.

"Sa! Duel!"

Seeing the water angel approaching, Leng Fan grinned and drove the No. [-] machine, excited like a child.

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BIU!

Water Angel didn't make any unnecessary moves, and directly exploded with a cross explosion.

Boom-!

This time, due to the advantage of distance, it directly hit the No. [-] machine, and the shock wave surged for a while, and the whole ground trembled.

The exploded house made the people in the command room feel unstable.

"Shinji! Are you alright! What's going on!?"

"Life response is normal!!"