Wu Yi once again sent out breaking news.
Wu Shen: I am not, I have not!
That's how rumors are sometimes formed.He picked up some words and phrases, and then made up a wonderful and shocking plot unfolding in his brain, and told others in a serious manner, "Hey, Wu Yi, don't make big news. What Sister Qihai and her father said didn't mean that at all. ?"
Yuyin couldn't help but complain.
"Don't tell Sister Shiyu the processed information. And what if it gets to my mother and she misunderstands it? My mother is already very disappointed."
"Why did I tell mom that sister Xue Nai will know the news?"
Wu Yi was puzzled by this.
"Haven't you observed carefully? My mother and your mother have formed an alliance now. Don't you know the famous Sinon alliance?"
"Have you formed an alliance? But I see that my mother and sister Xue Nai often compete with each other and hate each other."
"Ahem, but it's still cooperation in name."
After much deliberation, Yuyin could only give such an explanation in the end. Wuyi had a flash of inspiration, and immediately clapped her hands and said, "Why don't we form an alliance too, we need raincoats to form an alliance!"
"Raincoat alliance? Then it seems that we don't have to worry about rainy days in the future, raincoats."
Yuyin complained, "Yuyin is an alliance, don't you think the name is sloppy and not at all compelling?"
"Do you know what H means?"
Ye Ge turned around abruptly and asked.
"H, I remember it seems to be Planck's constant, the eighth of the Latin alphabet, the SI derived unit of inductance, also used to represent hexadecimal numbers, neon colloquialism comes from the 1s in neon schoolgirls, Popular lingo among young people, used to describe erotic behavior, or the way hydrogen is written, etc..."
"Shocked, I don't even know how to complain. Compared with so many explanations you can come up with, I'm more surprised that there are actually correct answers in these explanations."
Wu Yi doesn't even know how to complain, the gene for complaining inherited from her father is not enough.
"Speaking of Yege, why do you suddenly ask this weird question?"
Yuyin showed suspicion.
"Because sister Qihai just said that she wants to have sex with Baba."
Ye Ge blinked and said simply.
"what!"
The two lolis exploded on the spot.
When Mai Yi and Yu Yin were discussing the meaning of H, Ye Ge's words directly attracted their attention back to the interior of the room, and they began to listen to the speech inside again.
"Wu Shen, don't go back to China, can you stay and spend more time with me? I'm willing to do anything..."
"Go home?"
Wu Shen was stunned.He didn't know why Qihai was so repelled by his plan to return to China during the winter vacation, but before this incident, he cared more about the second half of Qihai's words.
"Willing to do anything?"
"H, H's things are not allowed!"
Qihai explained with a blushing face.
"Hey, I'm so excited..."
Wu Shen's gaze immediately dimmed, and he felt bored for a while.
Seeing Wu Shen's disappointed expression, Qi Hai hesitated for a moment, then said in a low voice, "It's, it's not that it's totally impossible..."
"Really?"
Wu Shen still wanted to ask more specific questions, but Qi Hai tightly covered her mouth and pursed her lips, as if she would not speak to the death.
In desperation, Wu Shen could only give up and continue to question.
After contemplating for a while, Wu Shen remembered one more thing before he could ask: "By the way, why are you so against returning to China..."
As a result, when Wu Shengang asked the question, he suddenly felt a majestic aura of "the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning", and the second half of the sentence was directly suppressed.
Um!After feeling this abnormal feeling, Wu Shen immediately bent down, arched his body, and suppressed the "magnificent water" "Wu Shen? Why are you... woo!"
Sensing Wu Shen's abnormality, Qi Hai just wanted to ask what happened, she also felt the feeling of "flying down three thousand feet, suspected to be the Milky Way falling nine days", like an electric current gently brushing her lower body.
Qihai immediately tensed her body, and pulled her skirt down with her hands, her two slender thighs wearing knee socks closed together, and she couldn't help but keep grinding.
[The blade goes straight down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the ticket will fall for nine days
Chapter 668
"This feeling is... bad!"
The memory returned to childhood again, recalling the various pranks of the ancestors, tricking the diuretics among the Four Heavenly Kings.
By the way, the four heavenly kings are diuretics, Zibaiyao, salted fish ointment, lazy cancer pills and tickling powder.
These are five medicines?Isn't it common sense that there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings?
"Qi, Qihai, why are you mixing diuretics into the water?"
Wu Shen bowed his body, raised his head and asked.
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