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"Fuck! The speed is so fast!!"

"Pfft, now Gao Dasong has been blackmailed."

"It's still the leader who is talented, and he damaged Gao Dasong completely without leaving a trace."

"Who told Gao Dasong not to learn the lesson from last time, and to provoke the leader again this time!"

This time, in order to bring rhythm, Yang Shuhe put the nickname 'Short and Tight' firmly on Gao Dasong's head, so that he would never turn over.He published nearly ten such jokes in one breath.

And every joke is crowned with the word "short and tight".

He wants to make "Short and Tight" deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and notorious.

Since he offended him, don't blame Yang Shuhe for his small belly!

"Short and short was so scolded by netizens that he couldn't sleep, so he asked the Zen master in the middle of the night:

"Master, I have insomnia, what should I do?"

The Zen master closed his eyes and said nothing, pointing his finger at the wall of the meditation room.

Dwarf looked closely, and a white wall came into view, and the wall was blank with nothing else.

After a long time of contemplation, Gao Dasong suddenly realized: "Master, did you say that you should get rid of distracting thoughts in your mind, have nothing in your mind, and be neither happy nor sad before you can fall asleep?"

The Zen master shook his head and said angrily, "I mean, you fucking fuck me! It's already one o'clock in the morning and you still keep people from sleeping!". "

"666"

"Haha, I was so scolded that I couldn't sleep, and now I can't sleep even more!"

"There is no one in the entertainment industry who can be so detrimental to others regardless of their status!"

"This Zen master is too funny!"

"A strong feeling of seeing Wang Dahammer!"

"... "

The article is not over yet:

"Short and tight was often scolded, decided to reform, and went to ask the Zen master: 'How to be a person with independent personality?'

The Zen master took a meaningful look at Ao Daxiao, then turned to look at the green hills in the distance, and finally walked away with his sleeves.

Ao Dao followed up and asked: "You want me to let go of the mountains and rivers, follow my inner thoughts, abandon the external power of slander, focus on the pursuit of truth, and finally cultivate the valuable qualities of independent thinking and independent practice?" '

The Zen master said leisurely: "I mean, your personality is not sound, and you are basically useless." '"

"Pop, the personality is not sound!"

"This one is good!"

"I already have a premonition that the words 'short and tight' will never be washed away by Gao Dasong!"

The short man couldn't bear to see the world's sleazy dogs, chasing fame and gain, and intrigue, so he went to the Zen master to explain: "Zen master, my ambition is noble and clean, and I can't tolerate this filthy world. What should I do?"

The Zen master took out a bag and asked Ao Xiaoshen to put the garbage in the house into it. Ao Xiaoshen filled it up soon, and the Zen master took out another bag.

Dwarf tight suddenly realized:

"You mean that as long as you have a broad enough mind and an inclusive attitude, you can accommodate this world?"

The Zen master shook his head, pointed to the bag and said, "Put it on, keep on packing it.

Ao Dasong paid homage to the Zen master and said:

"I think I may be a bit perverted, I like to force other men to do the same-sex thing, and I always have to torture them to feel happy."

The Zen master remained silent, and silently picked up a porcelain cup and held it in front of his chest.

Gao Dasong suddenly realized and said: "You want to tell me to be merciful from now on and get rid of demons and karma, right?"

The Zen master said: "Be merciful to your sister! If you take another step forward, I will crush you to death!"

This style, also known as Zen master style, was adapted by Yang Shuhe from the "Youth and Zen Master" on the earth. It is very funny and spoof, and it is also very ruinous.

Yang Shuhe also worked hard to get revenge on Gao Dasong!

The fact that he pursued and beat Gao Dasong so fiercely was not because Yang Shuhe would take revenge, but his real purpose was to make an example of others, lest people or ghosts would come out and bite him in the future.

Ever since Yang Shuhe became famous on the Internet, people have been finding various excuses to criticize him.

Although Yang Shuhe fought back in the end, but he hit him every now and then, to be honest, Yang Shuhe was a little annoyed.

So he is going to settle this matter once and for all, to scare and subdue the person who provoked him, to ruin his reputation, to ruin his reputation, and to let other people who are going to provoke him also weigh in, to see what the price of provoking him is. Is it worth it, do you have the confidence to withstand such an attack.

So this time, it can only be said that Gao Dasong just hit Yang Shuhe's muzzle, and he can't blame others.

Fans of Douyu burst out laughing when they saw a dozen or so "Zen Master Styles"!

"epic."

"God made."

"Haha, the short and tight is really played out!"

"I really let the leader rub it! There is no resistance!"