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It's a pity that everyone doesn't understand the meaning of these words!On the contrary, he still taunted: "I really never expected it! We are all frightened by you!"

Chapter 57 Never Expected

Now that the decision to shoot was made, and the task did not wait for anyone, Yang Shuhe and the others immediately took action.

Yang Shuhe was in charge of writing the script, while Zeng Xiaoxian was in charge of contacting Lisa Rong to rent the shooting equipment first, including editing and sound editing software.

Because Zhao Liying is familiar with the crew, she went to contact a few down-and-out lighting, photography, recording, makeup, art, etc.

As long as Yang Shuhe can make it according to their own requirements, it doesn't have to be too good.

Although there are not many things to do, it is already the second day to make all the preparations.

Early the next morning, Yang Shuhe rented a bus and took the crew to a farmhouse in the suburbs to film the first episode of the first season of "Won't Expect".

This episode is called a low-cost martial arts drama, and only two actors are needed in total.

Telling about the actor Wang Dahammer, who is filming a low-cost martial arts drama. The cost of this martial arts drama is so low that several villains, and the female pig's feet, are the same person, and the clothes are strange, the weapons are also children's toys, and the special effects are even more impressive. Can not look directly at.

This episode revolves around these, to cause laughter, and to make various complaints.

Of course Yang Shuhe played Wang Dahammer, and as for the villain, he was handed over to Mr. Zeng.

His cheap temperament is just right!

The whole shooting scene is very simple, that is, Yang Shuhe and Zeng Xiaoxian put on costumes and looks in ancient costumes, then hold children's toy knives, look at each other, and say a few lines.

The subtitle special effects like Wang Dahammer's "Nine Suns Fist" were all done in post-production. When shooting, you only need to compare a few movements.

In this episode, the requirements for Zeng Xiaoxian are a bit higher.

You need to change three outfits and draw three different outfits.They are the princess, the big devil, and the two little villains in front.

Yang Shuhe has the skill of "Excellence in Acting", and there are not many lines, and most of them are inner monologues, which are all added in the later stage, so the performance is effortless.

But Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't let it go, especially because the range required for his performance was relatively large. Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't grasp the tricks, so he was forced to NG many times.

In addition, their filming was relatively fake, and Yang Shuhe was still holding a toy knife, which made Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing when he saw Yang Shuhe holding a knife.

It made Yang Shuhe a little helpless, and finally understood why those directors were said to be tyrants on the set.

It’s obviously a few relatively simple shots, but the actors have repeatedly failed to meet the requirements, and they need to NG. Once or twice is fine, but if there are too many times, everyone has to be anxious!

Now, it is time for Enemy A, played by Zeng Xiaoxian, to appear:

"Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, then, er, er, just step over, er, over my dead body!"

"cut!"

Yang Shuhe stopped again and said:

"The lines are already in place, just want this feeling of not being familiar with me, and you can say it with bumps. But when you say it, your eyes should show a little dodge and hesitation, as if you are recalling the lines, I understand. What, Teacher Zeng!"

"Okay, come again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded weakly.

This segment has been NG several times, and Zeng Xiaoxian has also lost his temper due to Yang Shuhe's high demands. Now he wants to laugh, but he can't. He just wants to finish the filming quickly.

Repeating this over and over again is simply torture!

That's it, the whole filming process was intermittent, ng and then restarted, and restarted and ng again. After Zeng Xiaoxian became familiar with the atmosphere of the set, the progress was a little faster.

But in the end, something happened again.

The last filmed scene was Zeng Xiaoxian playing the rescued princess, who needed him to change into a female costume.

It's a pity that Zeng Xiaoxian is not a professional actor after all, he has no professionalism, and he will not be replaced even if he is killed.

Yang Shuhe struggled for a long time, but in the end he agreed to lend Silbert to Zeng Xiaoxian for a week, and then he agreed to change into women's clothes.

But after successfully changing into women's clothes, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed very shy and couldn't let go.

"You saved me, I'm going to have a bridal chamber with you tonight, hahaha, hahaha... What a disgusting line!"

In this scene, the princess played by Zeng Xiaoxian was originally snuggled into the arms of Yang Shuhe, and said this line with a charming and coquettish face: "You saved me, and I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight. I want it, I want it, the bridal chamber Bridal chamber, I want, I want..."

It's a pity that Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to laugh.

Let's just laugh at the jokes, but in the end he also put on a shy look, so that Yang Shuhe didn't know what to say about him: "Mr. Zeng, we are filming, okay? What's so funny? You You just need to show your usual sissy posture and your true colors! Just like the way you hid from me just now is very good!"

"Where are they? I'm a pure man, okay? I have a masculine smell in my bones. How can I act like a sissy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips, a little dissatisfied.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's aggrieved look, Yang Shuhe really wanted to cry without tears!

I thought to myself, Brother Chun is better than you, so you have the nerve to say that you can't play a sissy?

"Why don't you replace the princess with me? Don't embarrass Teacher Zeng!"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's embarrassment, Zhao Liying couldn't help suggesting.

"no,"

Yang Shuhe refused straight away:

"I originally wanted this kind of contrasting effect. If you come to act, there will be no point in laughing!"

Zhao Liying wondered: