Urban Super Live
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"My name is Wang Dahammer, I'm an actor, and I'm filming a low-budget martial arts drama."
Then he looked at the children's toy knife in his hand with contempt:
"Isn't this too low-cost? Which one is a children's toy sword?"
At this moment, the toy sword flickered.
Wang Dachui: "It's already this quality, what's wrong with it?"
The sword kept flashing.
Wang Dachui: "You are not convinced that your quality is poor, are you?"
Seeing this, almost no one said that Yang Shuhe's acting skills are poor, and his expression is exaggerated and not artificial, which can be said to be just right.
At the same time, although the audience felt that the scenes in the video were a bit fake, the plot was very interesting and completely different from the short films they had watched before.
Immediately a sense of anticipation burst!
Next, Enemy A played by Zeng Xiaoxian rushed out. As soon as he appeared, the prop sword Zeng Xiaoxian held in his hand almost flew out.
Hu Yifei and the others couldn't stop laughing at the strong cottage atmosphere.
Especially Zeng Xiaoxian's lines made everyone burst into laughter: "Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, you can, er, er, just step over, er, over my corpse!"
Wang Dachui: "Please, can you memorize the lines before you come up?"
Although there are no comments in the Douyu live broadcast room yet, Yang Shuhe is relieved when he sees the intent expressions of everyone in the apartment.
The video continues to play:
Zeng Xiaoxian: Come on!Use your unique skill - Jiuyang Shenquan!
Wang Dachui: So I used boxing.
The Nine Suns Divine Fist sounds so good.
"Hahaha, since it's boxing, what kind of knife do you use?"
Seeing this, the audience couldn't stop laughing again!
Especially when Wang Dahammer performed the Nine Suns Fist below, the text effects that appeared on the screen made the audience dumbfounded and hilarious.
Wang Dahammer: I feel a powerful force is converging on my fists.My left fist is hot as fire, and my right fist is cold as frost.
Wang Dachui: I got a big fork, what is it?It's too perfunctory to type directly without even doing special effects, right?
Enemy A: It turned out to be the Nine Suns Fist—the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire? !
Wang Dachui: How did you see this move?Isn't this name too erotic?
Enemy A: Great!
Enemy A fell to the ground and muttered to himself:
As expected of being the successor of Nine Suns Fist, I have no regrets in my life.
Wang Dachui: No regrets, your sister, I haven't even made a move yet! Let me tell you!
Enemy A recalled to himself: I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth.
Wang Dachui: Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?
"Your sister, there is such a special effect?!"
"If the special effects of any movie dare to do this, people can't be sprayed to death? But why is it here, it feels so funny?"
"It's too much!"
"Haha, Ice and Fire Nine Heavens, it seems that He Miao is also a fellow!"
"I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. It was my lost youth. Why do I hear such a beautiful sentence so funny!"
"I don't know how He Miao came up with it!"
"Pills, my stomach hurts so much, I haven't stopped laughing since the broadcast started!"
"+1"
"+10086!"
After defeating Enemy A, followed by Enemy B, also played by Zeng Xiaoxian, the big devil, and the princess.
Every scene is full of spoofs and Wang Dahammer's laugh-out-loud jokes, and there is no peeing in the whole process, making the audience happy from the beginning to the end, and they just feel overwhelmed.
It's a pity that the video is too short, it's less than five minutes long, and everyone can't get enough of it.
"Originally, I came to see He Miao's joke, but I didn't expect to really laugh, and I have been conquered!"
"He Miao is so messed up, I didn't expect that he not only sings well, but even the video of his acting is so funny!"
"Looking at the profile, it says that this is He Miao's own script, directed, and edited by himself!"
"He Miao is really talented!"
"I shouldn't have questioned him just now. Brother Legend is worthy of being Brother Legend. He has always created miracles!"
"The lines in it are so funny!"
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