Urban Super Live

10 a.m. Citi time.

Citigroup's regular press conference held by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Jones, the spokesperson of Citigroup's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, first explained the losses caused by the bear virus in the past two days, and then it was time for reporters to ask questions.

The reporter of "Citigroup Today" gave Jones a brief explanation of the data surveyed by his website, and then began to ask: "Excuse me, for more than 60% of the people of Citigroup, they agree with the government's willingness to apologize for the Dongfang hacker attack. , what do you think? Is our government prepared to follow the ideas of the people?"

Jones said calmly:

"In the two days since the Little Bear virus ravaged Citigroup, the losses caused are incalculable. This is the biggest disaster since the invention of the Internet. We sincerely hope that the designer of this virus, panda, can rein in the precipice and stop the attack. Therefore, our Citigroup government is willing to make certain concessions to save Citigroup's economic losses!"

boom!

All the reporters in the hall were shocked when they heard this!

Although Jones did not say clearly, he would apologize to Panda.

But the reporters present were all good people. Just hearing Jones say that "Citigroup is willing to make certain concessions", they knew what Jones wanted to express.

Oh my god!

A hacker can actually force Citigroup to bow its head!

Oh my god!

The reporters present couldn't believe their ears!

Is the Soviet Union arrogant?

Is Saddam arrogant?

Is bin Laden arrogant?

Is Gaddafi arrogant?

All these people who challenged Citigroup have all lost their country and their families, and their lives have died!

And panda, a hacker, can actually make Citigroup soft... How can this make everyone not shocked and crazy about it?

After the news at the press conference was reported by these media, everyone felt crazy!

How could a hacker be so stupid?

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"Holy shit, shit, I'm really convinced by Panda, and it actually forced the Citigroup to subdue me, I don't even want to believe this news!"

"Pervert, it's too perverted, this is not human at all!"

"I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out too much, why did the Citigrouper give in? What about his arrogance? It's not logical!"

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, Citigroup's choice is not difficult to understand. Now Citigroup's network has been completely paralyzed by the bear. Today, Citigroup's economic losses, direct losses and indirect losses, have reached one trillion US dollars. , The New York Stock Exchange, the Nasdaq Index, and the Dow Jones Index have all been closed, and no one can bear this f/ck change! Since you can't solve the bear, what else can you do besides softening and apologizing?"

"That's right, the damage caused by Panda is simply incomparable to that of Osama bin Laden, and Osama bin Laden can prevent it, but Panda is elusive, how can we prevent it? Citigroup has no choice but to apologize!"

"In short, panda has created a miracle!"

"Citigroup has lost a lot of face this time!"

"I really want to know, who is this panda!"

"..."

Who is panda?

The whole world is asking!

In fact, what everyone does not know is that the reason why Citigroup is willing to apologize to Panda.

It's not just because of the little bear, there is another reason, which is the main factor.

That is panda, which can control Citigroup's nuclear bomb through the satellite network.

The virus, as long as Citigroup is given time and can withstand losses, it can always be resolved.

But nuclear bombs are not safe, and they will die!

Therefore, Citi is not willing to provoke this perverted hacker!

Before catching this "bad guy", I had to try my best to appease him!

For a while, all the people in the world, including the government, were waiting for panda's answer, to see if he would accept the apology from the Citigroup government and revoke the bear.

In addition to India, countries such as Britain, France, Japan, Germany and South Korea also hope that panda can stop here.

Because, Little Bear has already formed a certain scale in these countries.

Everyone does not want to follow in the footsteps of Citigroup!

However, everyone waited for a long time, but there was no reply from panda, and they were immediately disappointed.

"Could it be that panda is worried about being caught, so it doesn't dare to show up?"

"It's very possible. Although Citigroup is soft-spoken, it may not know how to catch Panda! At this time, who would dare to come out?"