Chinese people are so emotional.

"The same tears, the same pain

We keep the past sufferings in our hearts

The same blood, the same species

There are still dreams in the future, we will develop together

......"

At this moment, there are still many Chinese and overseas Chinese watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Being discriminated against abroad makes them more aware that the blood of being Chinese is thicker than water.

This is the tendon that connects no matter how far you drift.

Spring Festival Gala Post Bar.

"As a cent party, I'm actually getting hot/blood boiling/thrilling, is it hopeless?"

"Don't be discouraged, the landlord, you're done moving, keep on masturbating, after all, you still have to live!"

"He Miao is too bad, I have sung all the grievances I have accumulated against the country!"

"Fortunately, He Miao is not a member of the art troupe. Otherwise, with such a good publicity expert, we are afraid that we will all be brainwashed and become downright obedient citizens!"

"Feel the same!"

"By the way, the quality of these two songs by He Miao today is really high!"

"In the future, I will never say that patriotic songs are not good!"

"..."

The song ends when the audience is moved.

Then followed by the performance of the skit "Not Bad Money".

Yang Shuhe was alone in the background, and quickly changed into a long Scottish skirt.

At the front desk, Zhao Benshui and Yadaner have already appeared on the stage.

As soon as Zhao Benshui came on stage, the audience applauded.

After decades of comedy career, Zhao Benshui himself can make the audience happy.

Especially after the opening bell sounded, the audience was completely attracted.

When Yang Shuhe walked onto the stage wearing a long Scottish skirt and holding a menu "elegantly", the audience applauded loudly and couldn't help laughing. His image was really subversive.

Of course, not everyone laughed, and some even watched with bright eyes.

He was still muttering something about "the cute little eagle girl".

I don't understand what it means.

In addition to the image that makes people laugh, the interaction between Yang Shuhe and Zhao Benshui made the audience overjoyed.

For example, when Zhao Benshui clicked on this passage, the audience burst into laughter.

Zhao Benshui said to the girl: Are you hungry?Let's have a bowl of noodles!

Yang Shuhe: Well, 78 a bowl.

Zhao Benshui was taken aback: what kind of noodles are so expensive?

Yang Shuhe: Scotch braised noodles!

Zhao Benshui: This, isn’t it expensive?

Yang Shuhe: Halogen doesn’t cost money.

Zhao Benshui: Then you come to a bowl of stew, taste the saltiness first, good, go, go.

Yang Shuhe wondered: Oh, I haven't been there before.

Zhao Benshui proudly said: That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have been here already.

……

There are many jokes in it.

Not only the performances of Yang Shuhe and Zhao Benshui won a lot of praise, Song Dabao's casting director of "The Voice" also made people applaud loudly. It really is dozens of floors higher.

In the skit "Not Bad Money", when the jokes are the most dense, it is still concentrated in the part where Zhao Benshui and Yang Shuhe order food. Basically, there is a joke every [-] seconds.

Keep the audience glued to each other.

Especially the few golden lines in it, it makes the audience laugh and at the same time it is thought-provoking.

such as.

After Zhao Benshui asked Yang Shuhe to process the things he brought, and asked him to deliver another dish, Yang Shuhe finally couldn't help it, and said to Zhao Benshui: "...Master, you see that I am young, but I have summed it up. This life is actually short, sometimes when I think about it, it’s the same as sleeping, when I close my eyes and then open them, a day has passed, howling~~ once I close my eyes, but don’t open them, this life is over, howling~~”

Song Dabao praised: "Young man, brilliant."

Zhao Benshui sarcastically said mercilessly: "What's brilliant, he's a fart!"

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