Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"Hmph, I'm really looking forward to—"

Not long ago, Zi Ma was suppressed by Grandpa Mo Yi. She didn't play well with her because of playing cards. It would be great if she saw her again in the game.

"But what I want to know most is, do you really know how to cook offal soup after fighting with Fujiwara Meihong? And you are right, the person Fujiwara Meihong likes is Kamishirasawa Huiyin instead of you. What do you think?"

Chapter five hundred and ninety fifth: Are you here to be funny?

"This is all written by those fan authors!"

Facing Grandpa Mo Yi's framing, Penglai Shan Huiye retorted excitedly:

"Although I occasionally go out to fight with turkeys, I have always crushed them, so there is no possibility of getting hurt!"

"My princess has lived a fraction longer than the other party. I gave the other party the ability to be immortal. No matter how you think about it, the other party can't beat me."

"So, the offal soup in your mouth, this princess has never tasted it before!"

After explaining one question, the second question follows.

"As for the turkey, it is an interesting toy for this princess. Are you still sad because the teddy you raise at home falls in love with the Pomeranian next door?"

"I don't know how much I expect the other party to fall in love with other people. After more than ten years, this princess will have several new toys."

"This princess only likes paper people, do you understand the two-dimensional wives?! Three-dimensional characters, how can I make this princess give up a lot of two-dimensional wives, just the number is absolute suppression, and the other party will not bother me , when this princess is not free, just stay in the room obediently, can other people do it?!"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

Seeing Penglai Shanhuiye posing in the posture of Ye Shenyue, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help agreeing that Penglai Shanhuiye was indeed an extraordinary guy who could blaze a new path in Lily Township.

"Well, you have a good point—"

Grandpa Mo Yi smiled, and said maliciously:

"Actually, many Che Wan want to know that you, who have taken Penglai medicine, have an immortal body and a race of Penglai people. So the question is, can you have children?"

"In many fan works, you are unable to have children because of this reason, and thus become a defeated dog and lose your status as the main palace."

Mount Penglai Kaguya: "..."

"Nonsense, I have never read such a fan fiction!"

Grandpa Mo Yi calmly said:

"I wrote it and sent it to you when I have time."

Mount Penglai Kaguya: "..."

"It is because of a cancerous writer like you that the industry is getting worse and worse!"

"Quickly tell this princess, who can compare to this princess?!"

"I don't believe anyone is more beautiful than this princess!"

Grandpa Mo Yi just had a funny squint, and said with a smile:

"Sorry, you have expired."

"The current industry is already a world of white-haired, red-eyed, fox-eared loli."

Mount Penglai Kaguya: "..."

"Blowing snow in white is evil way! Sucking fire in black is the kingly way!?"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

It is rumored that this NEET Ji who has lived in the Lost Forest of Fantasy Township for hundreds of years is really true. No matter what Grandpa Mo Yi says, the other party can immediately pick it up. She is not an experienced fan of the second dimension. Absolutely not.

While the two were complaining, Sato Kazuma had already found a single frog, and then started tactical arrangements for everyone.

"Hmph, a mere second-level frog needs to be taken so seriously. Kazuma, you are really going back more and more."

However, Akuya, who has long forgotten the pain of being swallowed by a big frog, has no patience at all. After all, she has been in a different world for so long, and no matter how bad she is, she will rise up the level and face the big frog that once dominated her. , that was standing there, and the other party couldn't touch her blood volume.

"Let this goddess do the work, and take a good look at the demeanor of the same goddess."

After finishing speaking, he stood up directly and roared with his slender fists.

"This is a punch of mercy from the goddess, feel this moment, and die, big frog!"

"This compassion will lead you to reincarnate into a better world."

After finishing speaking, he punched the big frog's snow-white belly with great momentum.

However, Akuya forgot that she has become a first-level war scum again. No, it should be said that she was also a war scum before, but the basic attributes are still there. The war scum that can ignore the attacks of low-level monsters is now a war scum. The five dregs of war that break when touched.

"The Mercy of the Goddess!"

"what?"

Akuya soon discovered that her fist hit the big frog's belly, but the frog didn't even move a bit. Looking at the health bar, 1 point of blood was deducted.

Fortunately, it turned out to be able to break the defense, which is gratifying.

So, Akuya looked at the big frog looking down at her with a dazed face, and said flatteringly:

"This goddess is just joking with you, and gave you a massage first."

"I'm leaving now—"