Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"You can slowly pour out your thoughts to me, and I will give you some advice."

"No matter how bad your writing is, I will use some special methods to make you happy in Yakumo's House, for example-shocked, why is the hard-working master Yakumo forgetting to eat, and he doesn't even draw in his notebook? Until dawn? Why did all the staff of the Yakumo House arrive late and leave early, with their bodies hollowed out? Why did the parents of all 11 districts see it, and the men were silent and the women shed tears? Is this a distortion of human nature or morality? Foretelling what will happen next, please read Teacher Xia Shizi's new work "White Album 2"!"

After Mo Yi said a joke in a serious manner, he said confidently:

"As long as you go through this kind of publicity, I guarantee that you can become a god in one book!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu: "..."

It is indeed possible to confer gods with a book, but it is probably because of the lowest negative review rate.

Others thought it was an Eighteen Forbidden novel that even Master Yakumo had read, and they bought it with great anticipation, but it turned out to be Baixue Stomach Medicine.

The other party can't find you Yakumo master, can't they also find me, a beautiful girl writer who held a book signing?

Moreover, after you helped to promote my novel at Yakumo House last time, others said that I was unspokenly ruled by Master Yakumo, otherwise how could Master Yakumo promote other people's works at Yakumo House for the first time? Opportunity, use it on you, a newly debuted female high school student without any reputation.

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Because my first batch of readers were the friends of Yakumo who were brought over by Master Yakumo, even though my novel didn’t contain any extreme descriptions at all, it was just a normal school romance novel.

But those friends of Yakumo who choose to stay can always make mistakes from the most normal sentences, such as the sentence in Kasumigaoka Shiwa's article——

"Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is full of happiness, and the initial passion after rekindling this boring life" is a normal sentence in youth literature.

In the eyes of the friends of Yakumo, it will be interpreted as "Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is full of sexual happiness, and I am igniting the initial passion in the boring life." Chicken love'.

Almost the entire book has been found to be slotted and discussed repeatedly in the Yakumo House, and even formed a popular colored stalk among young men and women.

Some people even joked, if you want to know if your girlfriend is suitable for you, then buy your girlfriend a copy of "Love Sex", just watch her reaction to the book, and you will know if she is a female Si Ji.

In this way, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's debut novel went from being a blockbuster work to being the rookie king of last year and early this year.

Those jealous people are naturally more rhythmic, saying that the other party is just because of dirty PY Master Yakumo, or that the other party is just a new generation of [-] forbidden novelists dressed as youth love novel writers, it is simply Yakumo The master drove the nail into the traditional literary world in an attempt to corrupt the entire literary world.

Therefore, Mo Yi didn't change Teacher Poetry for her, but it was a meme spread by Yakumo's House, which was a pet name to retaliate against Bai Xuewei for treating them with stomach medicine and making them abstain from desires for a period of time.

And because of this crooked rumor, countless young men and women who were in turmoil secretly bought a copy of "Love Metronome", and embarked on the road of electroshock therapy.

Of course they were unhappy to be healed, but they wanted more people to be healed, and then they followed suit. The masterpiece of Mr. Wu Shizi is indeed a masterpiece that Master Yakumo is willing to bow down to!

As a result, more and more coquettish young men and women are being treated by Bai Xue, and then revenge on the society, a virtuous circle that is getting bigger and bigger.

It is worth mentioning that Kasumigaoka Shiwa's "Love Metronome" is also the most orthodox literature that has been created twice by fans in these years, although most of them are released in the fan area of ​​Yakumo House.

Because the laws of this world are extremely perfect, the income of Kasumigaoka Shiwa's colleagues has surpassed the royalties brought by the novel's release last month.

Known by Yakumo's friends as the "little Yakumo" dirty poetry teacher, the first work created a modern hazy [-] forbidden novel. There is no experience of Yakumo House for more than five years, or a book written by Yakumo The Yakumo dictionary handed down by friends is a magical novel that you can't understand at all. Opening the dictionary and not using the dictionary are two very different novels.

It is simply a genius among the [-] banned novels that has not appeared in a century.

And publishing houses and publishers don't care what your novel is about, as long as it becomes popular!

Therefore, under the help of these capitalists, Mr. Poor Poetry is a new generation of novelists who can carry the top eighteen banned novelists. He can describe a novel of all ages and adults at the same time. Sit down.

At first, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu refused, and was even a little confused.

Facing the questions from book friends, she not only doubted, is this really something she wrote?Why didn't he know me?

So, in order to understand the truth, she downloaded a copy of "Love Cracker" translated by the Yakumo dictionary from Yakumo House and read it. In the end, even she almost believed it. This is the original work. It's a ghost talent that doesn't come out in a hundred years... no wonder!

Why is this happening?

Originally, I just wanted to write a novel well, to be a quiet and beautiful literary girl, but you guys want to push me so hard every step of the way!

Kasumigaoka Shiwa, in order to get rid of her title of filthy poet, tried her best to avoid the profound connotation sentences that would be transformed into the unique culture of Yakumo House in the writing of the following texts.

Let me ask, how can girls resist the rhythm of old drivers driving?

The answer is naturally to become a female Si Ji with better driving skills, drive faster than them, turn better than them, and naturally not be afraid of others driving.

The clever Kasumigaoka Shiyu naturally understood this truth. After studying day and night at the Yakumo House, she became a highly skilled female Siji, easily avoiding all minefields.

However, she was still too naive.

She is just a female Si Ji, facing thousands of old drivers in the Yakumo family, she has no strength to fight back.

The previous memes don't work?

It doesn't matter, we continue to develop new memes!

As a result, the result was completely opposite to Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's original intention. Instead of getting rid of the title of dirty poet, she carried forward this title.

So far, if you ask a random young student, do you know Xia Shizi?There may be no one knows.

But if you ask, do you know Teacher Di Shizi?

Probably another nine said they knew each other, and one pretended not to know each other.

Teacher Dirty Shizi, after all, has taken over most of the memes this year.

Regarding this matter, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was also very desperate at the beginning, until she got used to it helplessly, but she still often complained about Mo Yi because of this matter, if it was not because of him, she would not be famous in such a way up.

At the beginning, I was worried that this matter would affect her life, after all, the way of becoming famous is too embarrassing.

However, after finding out that nothing that he was worried about happened, he guessed that someone helped him solve these troubles.

It was easy to know that it was Mo Yi's good deeds.