Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

Mo Yi: "..."

Well, now Mo Yi can completely imagine what kind of embarrassing things Erina did to Illya this morning!

Erina, do you know that your current behavior is very dangerous!

Now there are still things like smell and saliva, so in the future, won't you also recycle the heather-flavored liquid?You are hindering your dear Oni sauce from spreading its branches and leaves, and spreading the great cause of planting the world!

If you have the ability, come at me, attack Lori, what kind of ability is it!

"Cough-cough-"

It's all about complaining, Mo Yi doesn't dare to really complain about Erina at this moment, he did sleep with Yi Liya last night, thinking about it, it seems that he is wrong.

Now that my sister Jiang found out, her courage was cut in half in an instant.

"Erina, you will scare Illya like this."

Facing the righteous sister Jiang, Mo Yi could only understand it with affection and move it with reason, anyway, he said with a kind and flattering smile:

"Didn't you agree to live in peace?"

"Humph--"

Erina directly ignored Mo Yi's words, and said as a matter of course:

"Oni sauce of fish lips, do you think I'm getting along peacefully with that fake loli who is obviously older than us but pretends to be tender all day long?"

Mo Yi: "..."

Sister sauce, if you tell the truth like this, it's easy to have no friends!

Do you know how hard Illya works? !

In order to maintain her unique competitiveness as a stupid and cute loli, she resolutely gave up the choice of growing up, and silently endured the pitiful eyes of the people around her.

In ancient times, Pishen gave up the legend of evolving into Lei Chao in order to maintain her weight so that she could always sit on Zhishen's shoulders. Today, there is Ilya who maintains a ten-thousand-year loli figure in order to satisfy Mo Yi's lolicon hobby. Super touching story!

Moreover, sister sauce, how do you know that Illya knows the legendary multi-stage transformation ability, and can freely switch to young girl mode, loli mode, otome mode, royal sister mode and wife mode (Mo Yi doesn't like cute mature women, So there is no MILF mode), and at the same time satisfy your Ouni sauce's multiple wishes.

How can such a hard-working and multi-functional Illya be a fake loli in your mouth who directs and pretends to be tender all day long?

Cough cough--

Of course, Mo Yi wouldn't say such things even if he was beaten to death, because after he said them, his furious younger sister might say "Why do you know so much" or "Why are you so proficient? Have you ever played with her?" "How many tricks?" After saying these words full of whiteness, he was directly pressed to the ground and slapped to death.

"Erina, you are a good girl."

Mo Yi said sincerely.

Although Erina knew that Mo Yi was coaxing her again, she still couldn't help being happy. She could ignore the compliments of everyone around her, but she couldn't be immune to Mo Yi's pale and simple words of praise. This is probably the so-called Zhou Yu Pop yellow cover, one is willing to crack, and the other is willing to suffer.

When Erina couldn't help showing a goddess's joyful smile, Mo Yi continued:

"Illya is also—"

Erina: "MMP!"

"Then why can't you get along peacefully?"

Mo Yi said so.

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"what--"

The smile on Erina's face, who was routinely routinely used by Mo Yi, gradually disappeared, and finally she broke down and pressed her ears with both hands, shaking her head and saying:

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!"

"Anyway, it's impossible. It's impossible to say anything. I will be willing to forgive them unless these unreputable guys pop out of your sight!!"

Mo Yi "···"

Erina, you must know that objective facts are independent of human will, and blindly escaping from reality cannot solve the facts.

Only by bravely accepting the cruel objective existence can we move towards a new tomorrow!

Forget it, it's better to swallow these words in your stomach, I always feel that if you say it, Erina will go berserk like the number one machine.

Shouting for a few seconds, after venting the depression in her heart, Erina calmed down again and returned to her usual goddess appearance.

"Forget it, there's no time—"

Erina gave Mo Yi a wistful look, this guy can't even comfort a girl, it's really bad.

Such a lousy guy, why do so many sneaky cats like him?

Of course, Erina had misunderstood Mo Yi again this time, and Mo Yi would only show this straight man's appearance when he was with her.

You know, if Mo Yi teases Erina with the same attitude towards Illya, the game called life will immediately enter the true end of Erina's single heroine.

However, such a future is not the future Mo Yi wants.

This is the character of the vast majority of male protagonists in light novels who are both gentle and dull. With the setting of a straight man of steel, they continue to inadvertently fill up the favorability of each branch strategy target until they can't do without themselves. Come to the crystal palace ture end that belongs to the hero.

After Mo Yi finished reading this kind of light novel, he would read it twice more carefully, study the hidden details clearly, and analyze whether the hero of the novel is really a straight man of steel, or a fake straight man of steel.

In the end, Mo Yi finally understood why everyone was talking about harem love, some people's works were masterpieces, and some people's works were scumbags——