Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

I have not only had this kind of dream. On a sunny morning, the doorbell rang, and I went to open the door after finishing the sanitation work at home. After opening the door, I saw all kinds of people, with different clothes and eye colors. The dumbo king stood in front of her, and the line-up Alterias all wore a ribbon wrapped around them as a gift.

Medea took a look at the card handed to her by a foolish king. It turned out to be a courier acceptance form, and it was the various Arturias outside the door who made her acceptance quickly.

At that moment, Medea's expression was no different from that of the silver-haired girl outside. She grabbed all the figurines of Arturia and the others with one hand, and she was unwilling to defend herself.

After explaining so much, no matter whether the other party is Emiya Hero's girlfriend or daughter, or because of pure interest like Medea's, the other party's behavior has deeply violated Medea's sensitive heart.

"You play the game—"

When the hero Emiya was thinking of various ways to tell the silver-haired girl that he was not the EMYIA she was talking about and let her go quickly, but it was useless, Medea finally entered the battlefield.

For some reason, the closer she got to the silver-haired girl, the more fear Medea felt in her heart. In the end, it was still the obsession with love in her heart that made her continue her behavior.

Medea walked to the side of the silver-haired girl and Hero Emiya, and while breaking away the hands holding Hero Emiya, declared sovereignty:

"Master Shirou, that's mys, not yours—"

"You have found the wrong person, hurry up and win for me!"

However, the silver-haired girl was not moved at all, she just hugged the waist of the hero Emiya tightly, like a koala, with a small body and bursting muscles, even Medea, who is a magician, could be shaken. no.

The silver-haired girl just didn't let go, and at the same time declared loudly:

"I didn't make a mistake, he is EMYIA, and all EMYIAs in this world are accidental."

"Your is mine, and mine is still mine, aunt, get the hell out of here!"

"My EMYIA only likes loli, and has no sexual interest in any woman taller than 150 cm."

"Cough-cough-"

Wei Gongdaxia felt that he had been hit in various senses. First, he was mentally slandered. He was not a gentleman who liked loli. Even if he liked loli in the end, it was only because the person he liked was still loli. That's all.

In addition, as the competition for ownership between the silver-haired girl and Medea intensified, Emiya Daxia felt that he was about to be hugged and pulled tightly by the two of them, and he was almost out of breath.

Finally, I can only ask for help:

"Medea, let me go, I can hardly breathe."

"Master Shirou—"

Medea was stunned for a moment, raised her head in disbelief, and looked at the Patriarch Emiya with a painful expression on her face.

Shirou-sama, is the painful look on your face the pain you showed because of your choice, and in the end you chose to give up on me?

Just why?

I, Medea, can't compare to the loli who hugs you!

I, Medea, refuse to accept it, is it because you are a hopeless lolicon?

Am I not cute enough, or are you too fickle?

For a while, Medea lingered in the painful choice of blackening the hatchet, improving herself, and using potions to transform herself back into a girlish state.

Of course, the hero Wei Gong never thought about such a complicated matter. In his opinion, Medea is an insider who can be persuaded. Coupled with the character of a good old man, when persuading a fight, he will often favor outsiders.

This is probably the wrong way of thinking between women and men, so there is a misunderstanding at this moment.

"Only this can't—"

Medea fell into bloodthirsty frenzy buff after hearing Hero Emiya's words. She never gave up competing with the silver-haired girl for the ownership of Hero Emiya. Instead, she used enhanced magic to enhance her competitiveness. .

It's just that it didn't seem to have any effect, no matter what she did, she just couldn't get rid of the silver-haired girl holding the hero Emiya.

Of course, Shi Lezhi's Medea doesn't care anymore. In her eyes, everything is unimportant, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Breaking apart the silver-haired girl now is just a subconscious mechanical action.

To put it simply, it is falling into a state of blackening, and I don't feel much about what I am doing at the moment.

"Cough-cough-"

In the end, it was the hero Emiya who was robbed. If he hadn't wittily used enhanced magic on himself, he would have doubted that he would have been torn in half by the two of them.

Crap, it's too crap!

I no longer dare to fantasize about opening a harem.

Although when I looked at Brother Mo Yi's demeanor, I would occasionally have the idea of ​​'he can be replaced', but I was wrong. The dangerous thing about opening a harem should be left to Brother Mo Yi who can resist energy output and is not afraid of being torn apart Let's do it, even if someone hits it with a hatchet at night and there is no injury, at most the hatchet is broken, or someone is drugged, and the big guy who can ignore the effect of the medicine will do it.

I, the hero of the palace, now just want to be a righteous chef for one person, the harem or something, it's too cute.

Following the dispute between the silver-haired girl and Medea, everyone in the living room had no choice but to continue going out to see what was going on.

So, I saw the horrible scene where the poor Emiya was about to be torn apart by human hands.

Shredded rake: "···"

Looking at the hero of Wei Gong, he sighed in his heart, "I really don't know the other party, it seems to be your fault, son.

Thank you for your innocence.

Seeing the pained appearance of the hero of Emiya, finally the kind person couldn't stand it anymore, Rin Tohsaka looked sideways at the red A who was hiding in a dead corner, pointed at the other party and said:

"Archer, how long are you going to hide?!"

"Wei Gong-san suffered for no reason because of you!"

Red A: "..."