Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

I didn't feel much about seeing such plots in movies or novels before, but it's too shameful to put it on myself.

If the other party catches up at this time, I may not be able to resist, but if luck is right, something very scary will really happen, mouth teeth!

When Asuna was halfway there and was about to reach the door, there was a knock on the door. To Asuna, it was no less than a bolt from the blue!

Then, Musashi's voice came again:

"Boss Mo Yi, have you tidied up your things yet? It's almost time for assembly."

Asuna was stunned at first, and then her brain was like a restarted supercomputer. In an instant, the speed of 'Flashing Asuna' was exerted to the limit, and she rushed directly to Grandpa Mo Yi's side. She grabbed it with her hands and burst into a burst that didn't fit her slender body. With the strength of his body, he pulled Grandpa Mo Yi up.

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The farewell and promise, which was originally poetic and picturesque, was forcefully broken by Musashi and Kojiro who suddenly appeared outside the door. Asuna was able to react instantly, and she didn't stay there like the others. She was at a loss. Very good.

Well, although her reaction was a bit strange——

But seeing how panicked she is now, and because of her guilty conscience, Grandpa Mo Yi can probably understand.

This time, it was Kojiro's voice calling from outside the door:

"Boss, can you hear me? Are you still taking a bath?"

at this time.Asuna, who had activated the hidden ult move 'Prehistoric Power', was already so tough that she pulled Mo Yi, ready to hide in countless horror movies, the favorite hiding place of the hero and heroine - under the bed.

Didn't Asuna know that in the world of horror movies, there are three places in the room where you can't hide?

The first is of course the bottom of the bed, because you never know which ghost will land on its head, feet, or flat when it is in free fall.

If it's a normal way of death, it's okay to hide under the bed where there is no way out. As long as you have confidence in your meditation skills and character, you have a great chance of survival. After all, ghost dances in horror movies are just They are elusive, not as quick-witted as a mouse, and have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering. Their expressions are often mechanically rigid, and at most they just tilt their heads 360 degrees. It is hard to imagine that when no one is found, He deliberately squatted down and looked down at the bottom of the bed.

But if the death is due to free fall, especially if the head falls, then hiding under the bed is a dead end.

Because when the other party comes to find someone, they always walk with their bodies upside down. It is figuratively speaking that they land on the head with their feet on top. If they hide under the bed, they are obviously deceiving themselves, and there is no room to dodge under the bed. At this time, the opponent only needs to gently stretch out his gentle hands, and he can get the first kill.

Of course, Grandpa Mo Yi has a reliable way of judging whether this is the case, that is, when the other party comes to arrest you, is the sound of walking 'bang bang bang'? Every now and then, there will be a sound. Everyone encounters a corresponding situation and hopes to remember it. Maybe the result is useless, but the survival time should be increased by a minute or two.

As for the other two places where you can't hide, it's in front of the TV. I've seen Sadako's performance and I know it all.

If you don’t understand, don’t ask, if you ask, you don’t understand——

There is another one in front of the mirror in the bathroom. Regardless of the East or the West, the mirror is a psychic thing in both Chinese and Western cultures, a ritual object that can attract people's minds.

There is no need to explain anything, just let yourself look in the mirror for five minutes, and you will feel chills. The more you look at it, the more you feel that the person in the mirror is not like yourself, and you start to wonder if the other party has a consciousness of your own. When you don't look at the other party, what kind of expression does the other party have?

Is there another reflection world in the mirror that is completely different from the real world?

Well, so mirror killing has become an enduring classic plot in horror movies.

Of course, seeing Asuna who was full of momentum and didn't give Grandpa Mo Yi time to explain at all, Grandpa Mo Yi was dragged away by the other party from the bottom of his heart, as long as the other party liked it.

However, Asuna; when I came to the bed, I realized that it was a solid wooden bed. Simply put, there is no such thing as the bottom of the bed unless it is broken open with brute force.

Seeing this, Asuna couldn't help complaining:

“TVs are a lie!”

After finishing speaking, he dragged Grandpa Mo Yi, who gave up, to the bathroom. After finishing the glass door, the bathroom door, and all kinds of things that could be blocked, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to himself:

"That should work, right?"

Then he let go of Grandpa Mo Yi, and explained with embarrassment:

"You can talk back to them now."

"It can be said that you are taking a shower and let them leave first?"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

Asuna, you are really an elf, you even thought up your lines for yourself.

It's just that you are hiding, why do you want to drag me away together?

Wouldn't it be better to let yourself stay outside to deal with the other party, and just fool others to leave?

In particular, have they done anything, and there is nothing wrong with them. The handsome man and the beautiful woman, why can’t they appear in the room at the same time? Modern society is not as feudal and ethical as in ancient times. In a society where you can be caught and soaked in a pigpen when you meet, if you hide in this way, you will be fine and become troubled. This is obviously a guilty conscience!

However, Grandpa Mo Yi chose to keep this matter in his heart.

Asuna would have such a reaction, firstly, she didn't turn her head around for a while, secondly, she regarded Grandpa Mo Yi as her own, and thirdly, there was a ghost in her heart and a guilty conscience.

"Musashi-san, Kojiro-san—"

Grandpa Mo Yi listened to Asuna's advice with kindness, and responded loudly:

"I'm still in the shower—"

"Well, there are some special circumstances, and it will take some time, or you go first, and I will go there later."

"Special case?"

Musashi and Kojiro outside the door quickly realized, well, they automatically made up the standard answer, and with a smirk on their faces, they muttered:

"I thought that a school bully like Mo Yi and Gao Fushuai are different from me, um, like a goddess who doesn't need to eat or go to the bathroom—"

"It's their fault. It turns out that the other party will also do some pleasant physical and mental exercises while taking a bath like them."

Musashi and Kojiro, who thought they had figured it out, answered loudly with understanding: