Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

As the younger sister Jiang made the final miserable sound in the realm of sound, she crawled softly on the table, and Mo Yi's performance also ended.

Of course, during Mo Yi's performance, it was very popular now, and all kinds of "ah!"

Because of this, more and more passers-by were attracted, but in just ten minutes, not to mention the place to sit, even the place to stand in the coffee shop was almost full.

And sister Jiang's shameful voice was naturally ignored by no one except the little friends around her.

"Crack, crack, crack, crack—"

Mo Yi stood up from the piano, and thanked the audience in the cafe with a standard bow.

And many audience members who woke up from the endless aftertaste began to applaud crazily. At first, there were only one or two sounds, and then there were more and more, and finally it was like thunderous applause.

At this time, he picked up the little panda from the side of the piano and stroked it at the strings of the piano, and then the piano strings that were overheated by Mo Yi's performance ignited.

Those who applauded saw that the piano played by Mo Yi could actually light a cigarette. How high-intensity the frequency of playing could make the temperature of the piano rise to such a terrible level.

The palms that were swollen at first began to slap and slap even more without fear of pain——

Homeboy No. 1:

"I'm so touched. Is this the so-called musician-level performance? I just saw in the realm of sound that I got a system called the strongest favorability. With the help of the system girl Yeye, I became a The great copywriter.

Then there are all kinds of cross-border, all kinds of slaps in the face. On the way, it is inevitable to attract my sister and younger sister who looked at me with garbage eyes a few years ago, the female president of Bingshan, the F-level evil policewoman, at the same table. The school belle who had spoken less than ten words to herself in two years.

In order for everyone to be happy, I can only sacrifice myself and become everyone's wings. After several years of development, under the eyes of people all over the world, I left a sentence "My journey is the queen of the stars and the sea", Take these more than ten pairs of wings to the sea of ​​stars.More interesting tomorrows and challenges are still waiting for me!

Why did the big guy above end the performance so quickly?

I also want to see if all the girls from aliens have blue skin! "

Girlfriend No. 2:

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? It's for reproduction, only the same sex is for love!"

"Why did it become like this?"

House friend No. 3: "You actually use the piano to light cigarettes. This forces me to give you 82 points, and the rest will be sent to you in the form of 666."

"Am I going to go down the evil path of heterosexuality?"

Under Mo Yi's performance, everyone has their own dream, and Mo Yi will naturally not check what dreams others have in his own music, after all, he is not a pervert.

In the sea of ​​thunderous applause, Nan Xiaoniao looked at Mo Yi beside her with admiration and anticipation, and couldn't help but think in her heart that if they could get guidance from each other, they would definitely be able to avoid many detours and become an excellent campus Idol.

Cough cough, although Mo Yi doesn't know the other party's inner thoughts, but seeing the other party's brilliant eyes, according to a certain point of routine thinking, the other party has already seen my hidden identity - the idol master!

Nan Xiaoniao found that Mo Yi was also looking at her. Although she was a little embarrassed, she still gave him a thumbs up and a bright smile.

Otherwise, Nan Xiaoniao then pointed to the cigarette in Mo Yi's hand and made a disgusted smile.

Uh, it seems that I am behind the times, what about men who say that girls like smoking?

Am I out of touch with this world?

Mo Yi smiled, and directly pinched the cigarette butt with his right index and middle fingers, and then accurately threw it into the trash can.

After seeing Mo Yi's behavior, Nan Xiaoniao smiled brightly at him again.

"Here it appears, is this the legendary hand-clamping cigarette butt!"

It was still the unnamed female housemate No. [-], roaring in a broken voice:

"The little brother who doesn't smoke is not the big guy who wears women's clothing that I like!"

Of course, although the silent communication between Mo Yi and Nan Xiaoniao was somewhat concealed, it still couldn't be hidden from those who had been paying attention to Mo Yi.

For example--

"Hehehe-"

Kasumigaoka Shiwa trembled all over, and under Machida Sonoko's gaze of discovering the new world, she whispered quickly:

"Jun A, the scumbag male protagonist, was dating his girlfriend Xun at the maid cafe. Because he saw the so-called maid, at this moment, the true face he had suppressed for a long time was finally revealed. That's right, he was in front of Xun. strike up a conversation with someone in front of you!"

"However, the beautiful and kind-hearted Kaoru could only endure the other party's evil deeds silently until the evening—"

"My friend A was found out by Kaoru who suddenly broke in when he was sending a self-generated message because of today's maid. Because he saw the behavior of the other party and the photo of the maid on the screen of the mobile phone, Kaoru couldn't bear it and finally pulled out from behind. Take out the Swiss Army Knife and cut out the root of its evil!"

"My friend Mr. A, now, no one will bother us, and finally there are only two of us left in the world."

"Our happy days are still long!"

"The story ended when Kaoru embraced his friend A Jun who passed out due to the brief pain, and gently stroked the other's sleeping face."

When Xiazhiqiu Shiyu said this, he finally retreated from the burst of inspiration, first looked at Mo Yi in front of him, and then asked Machida Sonoko:

"My lord editor, isn't my story great, do you think it will be popular?"

"···"

Machida Sonoko wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on her forehead, saw Kasumigaoka Shiwa's dangerous eyes and said:

"In a certain sense, it is indeed a masterpiece. I think under Shiwa-chan's hands, there will be a super good story. Well, I suggest that it can be released in Yakumo House, which will definitely trigger a new storm of quitting masturbation of."

"I feel so too--"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sneered and said: