The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"I'm nothing but a rogue. I accidentally exorcised demons." The rogue was straightforward, he said: "I saw the notice on the notice for money, a high price of one hundred taels, and it's the Jiutiao clan. Why don't you come? Aren't you too?" Same? If you are interested in money, you can talk straight, beating around the bush, talking nonsense, being so hypocritical at such a young age, you must be a charlatan."

"Bloody mouth!" The young man said angrily, "What qualifications do you have, a rogue!"

"Stop arguing." Another person said slowly: "Since it's all about competition, it's useless to quarrel now... Anyway, only one person can take this bounty, and everyone else has to drink the northwest wind." .”

It was a middle-aged woman who spoke. She looked a little out of shape, and her facial features were also a little fat. Listening to her words, she knew that her personality was not easy to mess with.

The most amazing thing is that she is wearing a priestess costume with white on top and red on the bottom, she doesn't look like a priestess, but a witch.

Su Bai's gaze suddenly became strange, he glanced at Lianhua quietly, and there was a question in his eyes - are all the shrine maidens like this?

As a result, Lianhua glared at her.

"Auntie, if you don't go home and cook well, what are you doing here?" The young onmyoji at the side asked with a strange face, "This is here to get rid of filth."

"My old lady used to be a shrine maiden, and she went to a shrine in her country to study, but the life of being a maiden was too hard and tiring, so she left halfway. She didn't finish her training, so she could only marry, but the basic ability is still there." The witch glanced. The onmyoji said disdainfully: "My old lady is different from you, she still has a bit of spiritual power on her body, you can dance the Kagura dance of the decontamination ceremony?"

The young man pushed his glasses, he would not quarrel with this kind of woman, obviously he was not an opponent in words.

Su Baixin said... ordinary people really can't dance the Kagura dance of two hundred catties.

"Everyone, now that we have finished what we need to say, let the poor monk introduce himself."

The fourth person also spoke, his tone was very calm, this is a monk, his robes are old, he is different from the monks who have been waiting in the temple for a long time to eat fast and worship Buddha, he belongs to the traveling monks, and his appearance is also different from the haggard monks The ascetic monk, who looks very powerful, has Buddhist beads and knots on his limbs, speaks casually, and can see his beard and hair.

The wandering monk said: "The poor monk just saw the notice when he was passing by the market, and he wanted to see if Mrs. Jiutiao encountered any problems. It is rumored that Mrs. Jiutiao is sincere to the Buddha and treats Guangming Temple with courtesy. I have practiced in Guangming Temple, and my wife gave me a fast meal. I should repay the kindness of a meal. I saw Mrs. Jiutiao in trouble during this trip, so I rushed here, but the monks in Guangming Temple said that there was nothing they could do, and the poor monk did not dare to confess the result... "

He clasped his hands together and bowed his head as he said, "I hope my lord will not be offended."

"It's okay, it's okay." Jiu Tiaoshi waved his hands to express his concern, but he was in a better mood, at least the fast food he gave in the past was not for nothing, and it's not a bad thing to get a little kindness.

At this time, everyone turned their attention to the last person, who was dressed in the weirdest way. She was an old lady with a hunched back. She was dressed in pitch black and could not see her face clearly. She was bent over and leaning on a cane. It seems that walking is very difficult.

"The old body can remove the spirit of resentment..." She only said this sentence, but her voice seemed to be dying.

"Grandma, you can rest." Onmyoji said he was not optimistic.

"Mr. Su, look at this..." Jiutiao Xincheng couldn't make up his mind, none of the five seemed reliable.

The onmyoji is too young, although the appearance is good, who knows if he has the ability; the ronin claims to exorcise demons, who knows if it is physical exorcism; What a catty!The same goes for the old woman, I'm really afraid that she won't be able to catch her breath and lie down... and she has to send a coffin for nothing. The only reliable person is the monk, but he said that he is not sure.

Su Bai said: "Director, Lianhua, what do you think?"

Lianhua shook her head: "Before the spiritual power is actively exerted, you can't see it."

The general manager was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he said with great interest: "Otherwise, try all of them once? Whoever succeeds will get a hundred taels. This is the easiest way, and it is also a fair competition."

Jiutiao Xincheng was a little hesitant. He still didn't trust these people, but it seemed that there was no better choice.

Su Bai said: "Let them try it first, if it doesn't work, then leave it to me."

This sentence gave Jiutiao Xincheng a reassurance. He nodded and said, "Okay, I will follow Mr.'s order!"

Jiutiao Xincheng looked at the five people in front of him, and said: "You five should know about my wife's situation, and you need to relieve my wife's and my two children's nocturnal wandering and soul-disappearing symptoms. If anyone can do it, there must be Great reward, from now on you will be my friend of the Jiutiao clan!"

Onmyoji nodded: "My lord, be happy."

"Just wait for this sentence." Ronin did his part, touched the object wrapped in white cloth behind: "Let me come first!"

"Why?" The witch glared at the rogue: "Who are you? My old lady comes first!"

The monk shook his head and said nothing, while the old woman also watched coldly.

Su Bai also knew that if they all had real skills, whoever came first would have the upper hand, and this was the benefit of the first person to eat crabs, but if they didn't have skills, they would eat puffer fish instead of crabs.

"Let's draw lots." The chief said again, she was inexplicably keen on making troubles, she was a very cute girl in the past, but now she seems to be showing signs of turning bad.

The five capable men and strangers were all drawn, in the same order as they introduced themselves.

The young onmyoji won the No. [-] lottery, glanced triumphantly at Ronin, and followed the butler into a side garden, ready to start his performance.

In order to prevent mutual interference, the other four people cannot approach the other garden.

In the corridor of Bieyuan, a beautiful middle-aged woman and two seven or eight-year-old children were sitting in the corridor with dull expressions. Their clothes were neat and tidy, but they were stunned as if they had undergone a frontal lobotomy, unable to speak. , there was no light in his eyes, as if he was still dreaming, and occasionally there would be slight changes in expression, but they were not too obvious.

The young onmyoji seemed to be very confident about this. He walked with his head held high and was full of confidence. He even acted confidently when he came in front of three people who seemed to be out of their bodies. He even just took a quick look at them. Pushing the glasses, he smiled and said: "So that's the case, don't worry, please tell me about the small problem! Make sure the madam and the two young masters recover!"

Onmyoji began to perform, and he took out some various props.

Su Bai took a quick glance and felt that it might be unreliable. There is no special power in these items, but they all look a bit gimmicky, just like some quack tricks that always like to use appearance to confuse ordinary people.

"There are so many things, what kind of exorcism do you plan to use, don't you have to try them all? How about putting a magic altar here?" Su Bai raised his eyebrows.

"How could it be? The main reason is that the effect is good. These are magical weapons that I have inherited. They have spiritual power and can kill evil spirits." The onmyoji said, holding a bronze-colored copper bell in his hand, and approaching his wife: "If you don't believe me, let me show you... This bell can extradite the soul of the dead from the land of the underworld, as long as I shake the bell in my hand..."

But at the same time as he was shaking the bell in his right hand, suddenly, Director Okita's eyes were piercing, and he drew his sword directly, but seeing the light of the sword, the left arm of the young onmyoji broke directly, blood spurted out, and one arm flew in the air After half a circle, blood red was sprinkled all over the ground, staining the white cobblestones in the courtyard red.

The Onmyoji didn't react for a while, but when he felt it, the sharp pain had already come, and he screamed: "I, my hand, my hand..."

Jiutiao Xincheng was shocked by this bloody scene, but did not attack immediately, but raised his hand to stop the guards, and asked coldly, "What's going on?"

Director Okita glanced at the Onmyoji: "...cutting off his arm instead of taking his life, I have already tolerated it."

Su Bai picked up the young man's severed hand, and found a silver needle from the gap between his fingers, and there was a bit of a strange smell from the needle.He raised his eyebrows, and he knew it in his heart: "Master Kutiao, you should thank the chief for his sharp eyes... Please look here."

He took out the needle: "This needle is poisoned."

"Poisoned?!"