The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"The method is up to you." Ji Zi blinked and threw a wink: "Persuasion and sleeping clothes are actually not very important."

"Comrade Ji Zi, you are an honorable Valkyrie teacher after all, how could you say such vulgar words."

"Solving the marriage and love issues of the vast number of Valkyries is also one of my research topics~" Ji Zi raised his legs: "I'm old, I can't lift a knife, I can't chop a Honkai beast, I can only pick up a pen, Do some research and academic content, such as studying some interesting Valkyrie and Herrscher ecology, and discover the wonderful symbiosis and hostility relationship...

"Stop, stop, do you think you are an investigator from the New World?"

"Just kidding, but most of the Valkyries started training when they were young girls, and their mental will is not strong enough. It takes several years to fully mature if they want to become an independent Valkyrie." Ji Zi rested her cheeks: "Like me back then , belonged to bumps and bumps, but they are different, born with extremely strong talents, possessing first-class power, but what can interfere with them is not the strength of strength, but the firmness of inner will... ...I hope you can act as a mentor, enlighten and enlighten them, so as not to go to extremes."

Speaking of this, she paused for a moment, and sighed secretly: "You know, Honkai Will is a bastard, and he likes to stare at the Valkyries with flaws in their moods. I don't think you want to see that there are all law enforcement officers here when you come back next time." Has it melted?"

Su Bai glanced at the girls, there were already three Herrschers so far, Leiden Mei only followed his own advice and did not choose to be a lawmaker, otherwise the gem of conquest is in Kiyana's body and can be retrieved at any time.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." Su Bai said, "Okay, I was persuaded by you, and I will meet the national mother-in-law Cecilia later."

"You are still reasonable. Fortunately, I don't need to use the next step." Ji Zi laughed.

"Huh?" Su Bai said, "You're not quite right, what other moves are you planning?"

"It's not about preparation, but...the dormitory rooms here are full, and several guest rooms have to be vacated. At night, I will sleep with Theresa in my arms, and temporarily give the rooms to the new girls to rest. ....." Ji Zi's face was flushed from drunkenness, and she was extremely glamorous, but her smile was also a bit sly and hateful: "So you can only go to the next door to borrow a room."

"I can't sleep on the sofa?" Su Bai narrowed his eyes: "I see the living room in your dormitory is quite big, I can even play games all night..."

"Sorry, we have a pajama party tonight, there is no place for you to play games and sleep." Ji Zi shook her finger.

"Then I don't mind playing on the floor..."

"Which house do you use on the floor?" Ji Zi smiled slightly: "Come and hear me?"

"..." Su Bai was about to speak, when he suddenly noticed that the conversations at the scene had disappeared, and it became very quiet.

The Valkyries who were still chatting and laughing at the time had stopped talking at the same time, and looked over quietly.

As soon as Su Bai raised his head, the other girls looked away guiltily, and almost at the same time they raised the cups in their hands, pretending to drink fruit juice.

Then they started talking casually.

"Bronya is going to sleep with Seele tonight. Miss Silver Wolf spoke first: "It's been a long time since I slept together. Bronya's bed is very big and soft. "

"Okay, okay." Xi'er didn't think of refusing at all.

"And Bronya's room has a sofa and a game console." She continued: "It's okay to live in one more person, Hill doesn't mind."

Xier's head went numb for two seconds, and then her face turned red: "This, this..." She poked her finger: "I, I think..." The next second, she raised her crimson pupils and smiled He said, "Xieer likes to play with everyone very much, of course I don't mind."

Bronya nodded: "Then, let's play together."

"Oh, superficial." Sirin walked by with the juice, and then Qiyana said, "Ms. Ben's room doesn't need a floor at all."

"Kiana, isn't yours a single bed?"

"Single beds are good, you don't understand." Kiyana raised her little head: "The weather is very cold recently, and you will catch a cold if you don't cover the quilt properly."

Lei Dian Mei sighed faintly, and she handed the plate of barbecued meat and vegetables to Ji Zi and Su Bai: "Everyone seems to have some kind of wonderful competitive psychology, I hope it won't disturb Teacher Su. "

"Well, I'm actually fine." Su Bai said that he might have gotten used to it.

"Also." Mei lowered her voice at this time, "Actually, my room has tatami mats, if you're really worried..."

After finishing speaking, the cooking woman who was full of temperament as a wife backed away with a blushing face.

Ji Zi whistled: "It's really popular, Mr. Su, so many people are worried that you will catch a cold if you don't cover the quilt well tonight, maybe you need to add a little bed warming service? If you don't mind, I can do it too Help you spread a quilt."

"No, no." Su Bai resolutely declined: "I'm afraid that I won't be safe at night, and I won't be able to stand up to my pants when I get up the next day. It's better to hold Teresa to sleep more peacefully, at least I can guarantee my heart and her. As peaceful as your chest."

Teresa shivered, her back was chilled, she looked over vigilantly, and took half a step on her hind legs cautiously: "You are not serious, are you?"

"Sorry, I made a mistake." Su Bai changed his words decisively, "What I want to say is that I would rather sleep with Valkyrie Judas in my arms."

"That's fine." Teresa nodded without hesitation, "I lent Judas to you tonight, treat it well."

"Judas loves you so much." Su Bai poked the white-haired old woman's forehead: "Give it as you say, the God's Key was an angel with broken wings in its previous life, treat it better, it is good for you, It’s not good and you won’t get better.”

Ji Zi laughed loudly: "So you are a concubine, and you like older ones?"

Su Bai scratched his cheek: "Don't try to guess my XP system, okay?"

Ji Zi continued to test: "Is it long hair? The hair color should be brighter? The bust is broad, the waist is slender, and he can wear high heels. The jealousy and narrow-mindedness of a little girl?"

Su Bai felt quite right after listening to the first few, but it became more and more wrong afterward: "Wait, there is something wrong with your description."

"I made it up randomly." Ji Zi shook her hair, "But most men like this, you must have thought of someone just now."

"I was thinking of someone, but it's not the same as what you thought." Su Bai put his hand on his forehead... Isn't this "description of Essolin? What! I actually have feelings for such a scumbag woman as Essolin Thoughts? Why don’t I know it myself?”

"They're all the same, they're all the same, they're all the same if they look good, there are so many complicated things." Ji Zi rested her cheeks: "In a lifetime, no matter how well-informed you are, you will never know more than four people. Count, there are fifty people in the whole world who are your soul mate and will fall in love with you at first sight, but you will never meet one of them in your whole life... So, anyone can make do, as long as they look good , Sanguan follows the five senses."

Su Bai waved his hand in front of Ji Zi's eyes: "You are indeed drunk, talking nonsense."

"People are not drunk." Ji Zi smiled: Anyway, you should consider where to live tonight. It's not that you can't live in the dormitory, but I'm afraid you dare not. After all, there will be great risks. Hiccup...so I still I suggest you go to the next door and knock on the door. Cecilia's house has a guest room, so you don't have to worry about your safety if she is here. "

Aunt Jizi's driving skills are also really good. The life safety issue she mentioned is another kind of death.

She basically whispered the following words, and only Su Bai heard it. After she finished speaking, Ji Zi got up, raised her glass and went to talk to other people.

Su Bai took a sip of the cider, it was slightly bitter...

The rowdy banquet broke up after an hour.