The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Of course, look at me!" Bai Di pointed to himself: "Don't you think I'm immoral? I can't get out of bed for eighteen hours a day!"

"That's right." Bai Jue spat: "You're a good boy, hetui! Plow your land honestly, who can't let you fall into your soul!"

"Is this my problem?" Bai Di patted his thigh: "The stronger the life body, the lower the fertility rate. If it is as strong as Da Luo Jinxian, or as strong as Long Shaoyin, then the probability is less than one in a trillion. You can only look at luck, even if you look at probability, if you work hard for tens of thousands of years, there is only one chance."

"I thought you could borrow the Spiritual Time Room." Bai Jue raised his finger: "Maybe it will be closed for a hundred or two days and there will be results."

"Are you speaking in human language? Do you want me to call your soulmates?" Bai Di sneered, "Don't pretend to be a fool, everyone is in the Crystal Palace, who is laughing at whom! I'm married, but don't blame the seniors for not reminding you, every inch of the harem is blood, you should be careful when you're old, none of those people are easy to mess with."

"Don't worry about it, I'm not of legal marriage age yet." Bai Jue spread his hands disapprovingly: "I don't think about getting married for the time being... and you haven't cheated on me before. It seems that the number of times you cheat me is very small."

Su Bai said silently: "You two have a really good relationship, have you ever fencing?"

"You're wrong!"

"you have a problem!"

Bai Di and Bai Jue stared at the same time, Su Bai whistled: "Speaking of which, where is this?"

"?" Bai Jue looked around: "This seems to be a bamboo forest, oh, I see."

"Bamboo forest?" Su Bai clapped his hands: "Oh, could it be that bamboo forest? A bamboo forest where rabbits and turkeys can be seen."

"Yes, exactly."

"Hey, I haven't been here in my ten thousand reincarnations." Su Bai rubbed his hands, "This is really the first time I've come here, can you show me a visit? To be honest, this place belongs to the Yue Xs." Spiritual sanctuary."

"Didn't I tell you before?" Bai Jue looked strange: "Although this is Fantasy Township, many people are related to this person. It can be said that it is a veritable Crystal Township..."

"Bah!" Bai Di spat: "Don't you want to insult my innocence, Fantasy Township is so big, how could it have something to do with me? Not to mention anything else, I have never been to the Scarlet Devil Mansion! I have never been to the Temple of Gods either. Familiar, so is Bright Needle City, not to mention that the puppeteer still has unborn blue white red white."

"But the older ones were basically wiped out in one fell swoop." Bai Jue shouted directly: "Monster Sage, are you there?" "

"She's asleep." Bai Di said disapprovingly, "If she's not asleep, can I go out?"

"You have a lot of information, that's all, it's not a big deal, you don't have to be a hooligan if you get married." Su Bai shook his head: "It's the first time I came to Gensokyo, I didn't expect it to be like this."

"Otherwise?" Bai Di dug his ears: "Do you want to follow the example of Lie Haiwang and go to Gensokyo one-on-one?"

"Don't dare dare." Su Bai cupped his hands: "I just want to meet you for tea and chat."

"Alright, come in with me." Bai Di led the road and took a few people through the lost bamboo forest, and came to the eternal pavilion deep in the bamboo forest. They were pounding rice cakes, Lingxian with drooping ears raised her eyes and looked at it strangely, but she looked away without saying anything. It was a silver-haired beauty sitting in the medical hall and flipping through books.

"Didn't you say you're going out?" Bayi Yonglin raised her waist and looked over with gentle eyes.

"I changed my mind temporarily and came here for tea."

Bai Di briefly introduced Su Bai: "You should know her, this is my wife."

Su Bai moved the corner of his mouth slightly, and said to himself, don't think you are the only one who has a wife.

"The tea room is over there, use it as you like." Bayi Yonglin continued to read medical books, the old couple had long been used to getting along with each other in a normal way.

When they came to the tea room, the three of them sat down in three positions.Su Bai touched his pocket and put on a serious expression: "Okay, this time we're here...."

"If you talk about a duel, I'll throw you into the underworld and let Yuyuko show you the most beautiful fireworks."

"Is there a warning from the [-]th League? Forget it." Su Bai rubbed the back of his head: "I just want to play a joke."

"What's so interesting about Yu-Gi-Oh? Are you looking down on my Gwent card?" Bai Di snorted.

"What about Gwent and Yu-Gi-Oh, the three of you? Let's fight the Landlords as I said. Don't be too busy in the Chuhehan world. Bai Jue took out a deck of cards.

"Good guy, all of your cards have a color-changing function?" Su Bai glanced at it, and couldn't bear to look directly: "That's all right, all right, don't mess with the future when you play a card, the genius mahjong girl is not as much as you .”

"With superpowers, you can play mahjong, tennis, and table tennis, so why can't you play cards?"

"No, the problem is not playing cards." Su Bai looked complicated: "You can't get happiness like this. Isn't real happiness..."

"Can you beat me with seventeen cards?!"

The surroundings of the tea table were suddenly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"Speaking of which, I seem to smell a bloody smell." Bai Jue opened the teapot and confirmed that there was indeed a very light bloody smell: "Your tea set hasn't contained anything strange, has it?"

"I used it a while ago." Baidi picked up the teapot calmly: "Meihong and Huiye often fight, and when they fight, their limbs explode, their internal organs fly around, and it's their own body parts, so it's a waste It was thrown into the pot and stewed, and this is the residue of offal soup—I didn’t expect it to be cleaned.”

He raised his hand, lit a pale fire, threw it into the teapot and wandered around. After confirming that all impurities were removed, the teapot was put back on the main board, and began to put in tea leaves and boiling water.

A senior tea artist is very qualified, with a certain temperament, boiling water to make tea, rinsing, and a set of actions have strict procedures, and the best tea sets passed down from ancient times need to be used continuously. Keep it from hatching, but this tea set doesn't need it. After Penglai Shanhuiye exerts eternal power, it will be fixed and will not decay.

Baidi's tea making movements are beautiful and smooth, but wait until the moment of drinking.

Both Bai Jue and Su Bai's expressions immediately distorted into masks of pain.

"It's unpalatable...." As a cook, Bai Jue's expression was distorted: "Did you soak it in dishwater?"

"Pepsi mixed with black tea and some sugar to make Baigan is not so bad..." Su Bai pinched his nose.

"Good medicine tastes bitter." Bai Di blew it, and drank it calmly: "I didn't say it was tea, it was a herbal tea, a new variety cultivated by Yonglin, it can nourish Qi and kidney, and it was prepared by my wife Good stuff, if you didn't come here, I won't allow ordinary people to drink it."

"It's really not easy for you. You need to nourish your kidneys when you drink tea." Su Bai sighed: "Is this the middle-aged man after marriage?"It's really hard to love. "

"You will be like this in the future." Bai Di drank herbal tea: "So, you really just came to chat with us."

"Not really, you probably already know more or less about my situation." Su Bai spread out his palms, and a silver book emerged.

"The Book of Reincarnation, I actually listen to you like that." Bai Di is also a clerk, and he is very clear: "It is impossible to cut off the relationship between the clerk and the book. This is not a woman who abducts others. When I took away half of Esselin, I couldn't do it at first... Now I suddenly understand why she insisted on making you die more than ten thousand times."