The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Eh?" The woman looked surprised, it's as if you want antibiotics that don't kill bacteria... How do you do this?

"Then how about a spicy rabbit head? Steamed bear's paw? Looking up at the starry sky?"

"Guests, stop joking. We don't have any rabbit meat or bear's paws here. We only have some pasta. It's not easy for a young girl to do business, and she hopes to show her high hand." The woman smiled wryly, afraid that she would be made things difficult. I have encountered it several times, living in the world, even a weak woman can do nothing.

"Alright, then I'm not kidding." Su Bai threw down three copper coins, and at the same time took a fried dough stick: "Finally, I wish you a happy life, goodbye."

The woman watched Su Bai leave and tilted her head. This man gave her a rather strange feeling.

When leaving, Ling asked curiously, "Did you find anything?"

"I found a lot. I just mentioned rabbits, bears, and fishes one after another, but she didn't respond... So I can be sure that she is not a rabbit demon, not a bear demon, and not a fish demon." Su Bai said with certainty.

For a moment, Ling didn't know whether to praise Su Bai's wit or his stupidity.

"Not only that, but there are no traces of fatigue on her hands, her makeup is quite good, and there is a high probability that she also uses illusions as decorations, but illusions...hehe..." Su Bai smiled disdainfully, thinking that all illusions are Spicy chicken: "A monster purposely lives in a human town, and still dresses up like this, but it doesn't have the habit of living in the city, and its aura is not well hidden. I think there must be something strange in it."

Came to the second place to check. It is not so much evil spirit here as it is full of ghost spirit. There is an ancient locust tree outside the door. There are ghost characters in the locust tree. Strangely, there are not many residents here, but there is a big house with a big house. There is a gloomy air-conditioning in the house. Standing in front of the door, you can feel the cool breeze coming slowly.

"...It's like an air conditioner, wouldn't it be refreshing to live here in summer?" Su Bai thought in his heart, and said so. The hot and dry zone.

"Your thinking like this is like a waste of Sister Sakura sometimes soaking ice cubes in the water..." Ling couldn't help complaining: "At that time, when Xia Tian came back occasionally, she often did this. Eat shaved ice, hey, that’s the power to save the world.”

"What's the point? Saving the world also requires eating, drinking and sleeping. Everything has two sides. It is also a very valuable research direction to develop this power into civilian use. Isn't it good for everyone to have shaved ice? Suppose everyone has such a room. Ghost house, don’t you need to buy an air conditioner in summer?” Su Bai said solemnly: “If you think about it a little more, if you really consider ghosts as active variables, you can definitely arrange for the female ghost sister who had a grudge in the previous life to live in it.” In a bachelor's family, there is a high probability that a white life-and-death relationship will develop, and a life-and-death friendship will develop."

"That's too curious no matter how you look at it! Life and death are separated from each other, how can we be together!" Ling's three views have not been polluted by Su Bai's three views, she retorted righteously: "Live!" People and the dead can’t get happiness together. Firstly, there is danger in touching. Secondly, in essence, both parties cannot have the crystallization of love, and the ways of existence are different. Thirdly, there is a generation gap in cognition. Finally, there is a reason to be single. Yes, why can't female ghosts look down on them when they are alive, but they can look up to them after death?"

"Yes, what you said is very reasonable, but strictly speaking, you are also a ghost, and I am a living person." Su Bai used himself as an example, and immediately sank the destroyer Bell easily.

Ling stopped her eloquent narration. She thought carefully, analyzed carefully, sorted out her words, and then smiled sweetly: "I think love between life and death is pretty good~"

Ms. Ling simply gave up all arguments, and crushed the correct three views into scum and sprinkled chicken feathers all over the ground. Yes... What are the correct three views, what are the choices with reasons and evidence, and what are rational and correct views? If it happens to me, I don't care if Te Niang is reasonable or not, existence is reasonable!

Miss Ling said so, and then a voice came out of nowhere: "Yes, yes, I think so too! Why not fall in love with a ghost?"

This voice sounded suddenly, coming from behind, Su Bai realized that he had pushed the door and entered this house unknowingly, and he was standing in the dark hall at this time, with waves of cooler cold air blowing from behind, making him He was immediately relieved, Su Bai looked back, and saw a head protruding from the wall, the female ghost lady with two white silk tied around her neck really poked her head out and stared at them.

Ling was so frightened that she lost her voice. She kept her mouth wide open and took a few deep breaths: "Yes, yes, yes..."

But before she let out a ghostly scream, Su Bai covered Ling's mouth calmly: "You are a ghost yourself, afraid of a hammer?" He said to the female ghost: "Ah... this cold air It’s too heavy, please turn up the temperature a bit, I’m afraid I’ll get rheumatoid arthritis.”

"Sorry, I'll pay attention." The female ghost lowered her head, showing a little apology: "Please take care of yourself."

"It's okay, I'm in good health." Su Bai patted his chest, and chatted with her naturally: "Yeah, you are the owner of this house? It really is a haunted house. All the guests have come in. How about you?" Why are you hiding it?"

"I'm very sorry, my little girl doesn't see strangers very often." The female ghost lady walked out of the wall, looking like a lady.

"It's okay to be afraid of people, you have to go out more often to bask in the sun." Su Bai sat down on the chair in the living room, and there was no dust: "It's pretty clean."

"Yes, I worked hard to clean it." The female ghost clenched her small fists: "But this place has been bought by someone else, and I just live here temporarily."

"That's okay, after talking for so long, can you pour me a cup of tea?" Su Bai said naturally, "My mouth is dry."

"The young man wait a moment, the little girl will go to make tea immediately." The female ghost took small steps, humming a little song and went to the kitchen.

Such a natural and smooth conversation stunned Shen Zhijian. Ling herself is a ghost, but she is actually afraid of ghosts. She has already retracted into the Ksitigarbha Yuhun, and there is a muffled sound in the scabbard: "Su Bai, you are not afraid." What! That's a ghost, but a ghost! A living ancient female ghost!"

"Yes, from the perspective of modern people, it is indeed a very rare and rare creature. After all, it is also a special species that is rare to see. I can understand your excitement." Su Bai nodded: "Including the creatures we saw before. Some monsters and so on, maybe some of them are rare and endangered species, thinking of my indiscriminate killing of innocents in the past, oh my sin..."

"No one asked you to confess this!" Ling's voice was strange: "Shouldn't you be afraid! The female ghost is..."

"Hurry up with a hammer? What's there to be afraid of? There's nothing to be afraid of anymore!" Su Bai sat upright with a golden knife: "Think of me as a majestic reincarnation, a time traveler, meeting gods and slaughtering gods, seeing Buddhas and killing Buddhas, adjusting A girl who has ridden a dragon, talked and laughed happily with the Flügel species, sang unforgettable tonight with the oldest king, and was stabbed by the chaos of human beings... A mere female ghost, can she kill me in seconds?"

The living are not afraid, so why the dead?I really don't know... When will it evolve into black and white Wushuang and then come to scare me.

"My lord, here comes the tea. I don't know if it suits your taste." The female ghost politely brought the teapot and started to make tea. It can be seen from her method that she has made tea for people many times, but the ghost didn't This demand...is it really living with a living person, is it really the ancient version of "My Girlfriend is a Ghost"?

"Well, the taste is not bad." Su Bai took a sip of tea, and he glanced at the female ghost: "So... what's your matter, you can just say it, it's not as simple as just inviting me in for a cup of tea, right? Miss Coconut."

"The little girl's name is not Jiaye. The little girl's surname is Mei. She is speechless to her parents. Just call me Mei girl."

"Pfft, cough, cough..." Su Bai couldn't help coughing when he heard the name.

"My lord, is this tea really not to your taste?"

"It's nothing, your name is a bit sloppy, someone must be too lazy to think of a name, just randomly choose the name of the beauty, and then change the word and it's over." Su Bai waved his hand and said solemnly: "Okay, Sadako Miss, you can continue talking."

"Mei Nu took the initiative to invite the young master this time, not because of the old resentment. In fact, although the little girl still cares about the old things, she doesn't care that much. As the young master said before, although life and death are separated, I and this The current owner of this house has known each other for a long time..." Mei Nu said in detail: "He is a good man. He knew that I committed suicide by hanging from a beam, and all my grievances were tied to the beam, so he demolished the beam and burned it down, liberated My resentful soul, this is how I got a little freedom."

"Oh ~ so you don't want to reincarnate, it's because of the owner of this house?" Su Bai grasped the ins and outs after a little thought: "So it's not you who you want to ask me to help, but him? It seems that he is born What happened, got involved in trouble, if even you, a dead ghost, don't know or can't do anything, it seems that the situation will be more difficult, right? Miss Fu Jiang."

Mei Nu didn't take into account the fact that Su Bai didn't call her name right once, but nodded and said: "To tell you the truth, Mr. Feng went to the riverside to participate in the literary meeting to write poems for fun a week ago, but for unknown reasons suddenly fell into a deep sleep."

Su Bai sat up slightly, he realized that he was in the right place, and asked in a deep voice, "narcolepsy?"

"Sure enough, you know, Mr. Feng is suffering from narcolepsy, and ghosts are not real creatures. I took the initiative to sneak into his dream, and found that things became very complicated...Young master is indeed trapped in a dream. , but I can't wake him up, and the dream here is not only Mr. Feng, but also the consciousness of other people. I can't go deeper into the dream, because there are terrible things in it..."

"What is it?" Su Bai asked, "Please be more specific and clear, Miss Chu Renmei!"

Mei Nu bit her lip. Her language skills were indeed lacking a bit. After thinking for a long time, she came up with a few adjectives: "Very slippery, very long, very black..."

"Are you describing tentacles?" Su Bai's thinking went awry for a moment. Could this person be dreaming of tentacle monsters in his dream?Impossible, isn't this kind of advanced tentacles originally created by Katsushika Hokusai, a shameless old man?You have crossed the world and transcended dimensions, you bastard!

"It's very shiny, very oily..." she went on.

"Huh? Why did it suddenly become an adjective for hair again?" Su Bai had to admit that his imagination couldn't keep up with her description, so he said, "Can you draw it? Or replay it through illusions and memories?" Construct one?"

Mei Nu tilted her head, she pressed her temple, and released an illusory image, a very black, bright, oily, slender and slippery soft monster emerged from the mist. , but no bone structure can be seen, as if it is some kind of deep-sea fish, but it has wide and long arms, and the outer skin is bumpy. Generally speaking, it does not seem to be a normal creature.