The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Then there's no other way, let's leave." Su Bai cupped his hands: "You can't take this money away."

"Wait! Although the old man said that you can't get a wife, you can test it!" The old man stroked his beard and said solemnly: "This young man just said that he lives alone? If you have someone you admire, you might as well take a test here." Measure the birth date."

"If not?"

"Then it's even more necessary to test, just look at palmistry and face." The old man said with a proud smile: "Although there is no guarantee of a [-]% hit, it is still sure to help you grasp one or two marriages!"

"If you really have this ability, why do you sell this X drug?" Su Bai asked suspiciously.

"Hobbies, hobbies, I like refining medicine on weekdays. Occasionally, I can't use it after refining it, and it's a waste to keep it. It's better to sell it and help people in need. Why not do it?" It's really sincere, I'm afraid that when I was young, I was an old driver with excellent driving skills. So this is the end of the old driver?After becoming a bad old man, he will become a wholesaler of X medicine, it's really scary...

"Then look at the palmistry." Su Bai still sat down. He didn't think that an old man who was not ashamed would be able to see any marriage. A reincarnated person is a time traveler. It is impossible for this world to have his destiny. Theoretically, Even the lifeline is broken, people are half dead, and may die suddenly at any time, marriage?Marriage is only for the living, so why not go to hell to get married after death?

He spread his palms, the old man lowered his head and glanced, then his gaze froze, unable to move away, locked, his expression quickly changed from casual to dignified, then to shock, then to shit, and finally to "What did I see?" panic... His beard was trembling with the palm of his hand, as if he had seen some indescribable horror.

"Don't take my hand as the paw of a deep diver to spy on the ancient gods?" Su Bai withdrew his hand: "What's wrong with the palmistry?"

The old man's expression changed several times, and he secretly thought... Impossible, this should not be true, this kind of palmistry has never been heard or seen before, according to these signs, if it is true, how could this kid live for so long?Even the ashes have been bibimbap!

He shook his head again and again, still wanting to make sure, staring at Su Bai: "Young man, let me show you your face."

"Are you sure?" Su Bai asked.

"You can't be sure without looking at your face." The old man said earnestly... I have to confirm whether you can be saved.

"I have to remind you that there is something wrong with my face."

"Don't worry, I've seen even the most ugly people, and I've seen the most beautiful people, what's the big deal about a mere face..." The old man was very confident. He hadn't been to any western country, and hadn't seen any monsters?

But the bragging is not finished yet, Su Bai has already lifted the hat, exposing the facial features, in an instant, the average appearance of the whole street has been raised by dozens of levels by him alone, the brilliance can be seen Beating his chest and stomping his feet, Boya Hancock's face turned pale, and countless young girls wept bitterly... The old man was like a hero who had been stared at by Medusa. He was petrified on the spot, and even his beard was hardened into steel needles.

Ling tilted his head: "What happened to him?"

"Maybe it was hit by dimensionality reduction."

"Then it's deadly!"

"He's not a human, he can't die. Immortal cultivators have already bigued and absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon. Some of the instruments in the body have long been unusable, and the unused parts will degenerate. If he is a Nascent Soul monster, maybe he has no py Ultimate creatures... I'm talking about having no friends."

Seeing that he didn't respond, Su Bai was considering whether to take the sheep by hand, but he couldn't teach the young girl Bad Ling, so he gave up this tempting idea, handed out ten taels of silver, picked up a jar, got up and left... buy a jar It is impossible to buy, it is impossible to buy in this life!This is the last one!

Unable to escape the sanction of the Law of True Fragrance, Su Bai got up and left, while the old man behind the stall fell into a state of doubting his life for a long time and could not recover. After he was released from the petrified state, he kept muttering to himself "impossible" 'It shouldn't be', 'Why is this happening' and the like.

"Water without source and tree without roots... yet they are inextricably linked, weird, weird... and this marriage can be measured thousands of years ago, and love across generations often triggers past lives The entanglements in this life, this kind of intermittent situation is even more weird. The broken thread should have been understood long ago, but why did it continue? It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous..."

A soft female voice came.

"What's so ridiculous? Isn't it ridiculous that you Tangtang Taibai buy this kind of medicine here?"

A very slender and delicate five fingers appeared in the line of sight. This hand pinched a jade bottle. On the bottle was written the four words Houyi Shooting the Sun. Follow this finger up, and a woman in a black dress with blue hair like a waterfall Standing in front of the booth, he looked at the medicine bottle curiously: "It's a good thing you can find medicinal materials in the mortal world to refine such things, and let the Sifang Heavenly Emperor know, I don't know what the idea is."

"Eh? Why did you come down to earth, didn't you just go back not long ago?" Taibai looked at the celestial girl, and asked with a strange face: "The chief celestial lady has stayed in the world for three thousand years, and she really doesn't want to leave?"

"The world is more interesting than the sky, don't you think so?" Lingluo Tiannv replied with a smile: "By the way, I came to the world's market for a walk, because I found out that you are here, so I came here. I used Tianlu City before. I went to the Demon Realm, took advantage of the time when my strength recovered after the shackles were lifted, and settled some old grudges, so the evil spirit clan sent me back to see the changes in the world."

"Your temperament has changed quite a lot." Taibai sighed: "The Lingluo Tiannv in the past was a symbol of dignity and elegance, leading the Tiannv, who in the three realms would not want to kiss Fangze, now look at you dressed like this, you still have enough The smell of blood that cannot be dissipated in the body, looks like a Rakshasa girl, how can it be a dirty word... The heavens will not arrange for you to go to the Yaochi to wash it for nothing before releasing it?"

"I know about Yao Chi, not only that, but they also want me to take the Wangqing Pill to reshape my fairy body." Ling Luo held her cheeks: "I'm afraid that the celestial maidens in the heavens will be polluted by the mortals and give birth to ten or eight children." You bastard, thinking about it, you can’t take me into the sky prison, if you imprison me in a certain mountain, maybe in eighteen years, a group of little bastards will go to dig the mountain with axes.”

"The change of your personality is too real. I don't know who you learned from the hooligan demeanor of a hooligan. It's also... the mortal world has been rolling for three thousand years, and then returned to the sky. The aura of fireworks in your body can't be dissipated for a while." Taibai Eyeballs The son turned around: "But I wondered if you came to the world again to find freedom or revenge? If that's the case, why did you go back before?"

"I want a peaceful life." Lingluo said long-sleeved and good at dancing, "Nine to five, playing around."

"Nonsense, a peaceful life is not peaceful in the sky? Birds are fading out." Taibai slanted his mouth: "A pure mind with few desires and nothing to do, how can anyone be happy in the world, just say it, are you greedy for the beautiful scenery in the world?"

"Well... I admit it." Ling Luo said solemnly: "I'm waiting for someone."

"...people?" Taibai asked again patiently: "I'm sorry I didn't catch it, you mean...people?"

"Yes, man." Ling Luo nodded.

"It's not a demon, it's not a fairy, it's a human?" Taibai stared, "Did you have a brain twitch or did I lose my ear? You fell in love with a human, oh shit, although I don't know what you have experienced in the past three thousand years , Could it be that you have been waiting for reincarnation? Where do you look for it? Even if you find it, you can live for a hundred years, you, you, you...whose body are you greedy for!"

"It's different." Ling Luo held the bottle of medicine in his hand: "Others are greedy, I don't count it, I have a reason to take it... I have waited for three thousand years, and I still care about it for a while? Let me Obediently go back to the sky, I am not unwilling, but it is difficult to understand, whether it is a goddess or a god, what is the difference in the nature of monsters and demons, they are all kinds of creatures, all have the seven emotions and six desires, love, hate, pain and joy."

"Love is the root of pain." Taibai said earnestly: "Big sister, look away earlier."

"I can't see it for three thousand years, how can I see it now?" Ling Luo smiled sweetly: "If I am only obsessed with this one thing all my life, that's pretty good, at least I have loved, hated, and suffered, and I have lived a truer life than anyone else. .”

"You have to wait for a long time." Taibai shook his head and sighed: "If he disappears in the well of reincarnation, I'm afraid you will never wait for the next life."

"It's okay." Ling Luo said calmly, "I know a girl named Feng Qingxue, she is even more persistent than me."

"You also know that you are persistent, so get it." Taibai rolled his eyes: "If you don't listen to me like that, I won't persuade you, but to be honest, there is one thing to say, three thousand years ago you couldn't handle it, why do you think it's not right now? Can you fix him?"

"Here~" Ling Luo picked up three bottles of pills and dropped a handful of silver: "Next time I have trouble, I will come to you."

Taibai's face was dark: "Dignified lady, you actually think of pouring medicine on others, really, really... the world is going downhill! My heart is so relieved!"

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It is night, and the bustling town is also quiet.

In this era, the sun rises and the sun goes in, and life is simple and regular. There is no Jinling or Qinhuai River here, and it is not the imperial capital with so many feasting, feasting, and sensual dogs and horses. Therefore, at night, it is quiet, and there are wives hugging their wives. For those who have children, coaxing their children...Wife and children are the biggest goal that many people pursue in their lives.

Even the inn has reached the rest time, and the staff hardly move around.

A vigorous white figure slipped through the door and window in the darkness, walking on tiptoes, his body turned into a white afterglow, inconspicuous in the darkness, a little bit of evil spirit remained in the air, he walked with a lantern lighted Passing through the door, the light illuminated Bai Ying's face, but it was the proprietress who set up the stall during the day. At this time, she had already changed into clothes that were easy to move, and the two fox ears on the top of her head were exposed.