The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

Such a store manager Bai is a real savior...Su Bai had the honor to meet his pk mode in the past besides peace mode and business mode. It is impossible to see him call out cats, dogs and birds for a walk, the ordinary lazy posture is the state of daily fishing.

"Shop Manager Bai." Su Bai sighed slightly: "You are still the same."

"No, I've changed a bit. Don't you see my dark circles? It's been a place where demons gather for a long time." Manager Bai touched his stomach: "I'm a little hungry too, remember I didn't even eat lunch... just wait for a while, I'll cook right away, Sister Han, come in and help me."

Su Yuhan also put on an apron, and followed into the kitchen. At the same time, the fire-proof girl also began to brew the special 'apple-flavored coffee' of the cafe. Get the blessing of mysterious power and replenish some special energy slots.

"Please take the coffee you ordered slowly." Altaire's maid put down the mug.

Su Bai picked up the cup, and was about to take a sip, but the other hand snatched the cup out of thin air. The other party picked up the cup and took a sip, and the gesture of drinking was bold: "Ha~ Sure enough, I still want to drink this every time Ah, this taste is really weird, but it has an inexplicable sense! Fireproof Girl's craftsmanship is also [-]% of Bai Jue's, and the degree of completion is already very high."

"That'smine."

"It's all for nothing, it's okay, let's have two more cups~"

The young man sitting across from Su Bai showed a hearty smile. This is a very sunny and handsome young man. Although he is not as beautiful as Su Bai, who is both male and female, he is indeed handsome. , He is handsome with almost no dead ends, even though his personality is terrible, he is still cheap and handsome.

Appearance is one aspect and another is his identity.

Vientiane Secretary Bai Di.

Su Bai doesn't know much about the profession of a clerk, but his words and deeds, as well as the attitude of the guests who come here often reveal a simple fact that the clerk is really good... But in the eyes of the reincarnation, this bastard Like a hopeless sand sculpture group friend, and the super sand sculpture that can maintain the title of Dragon King for thirty days, there is an indescribable hooligan temperament, and the degree of shamelessness is even higher than Su Bai.

"Please place an order." Altair tapped on the menu.

"It's fine in the past." Bai Di waved his hand, his gestures were full of inexplicable fatigue, and his insignificant tiredness was quickly covered by another expression: "Speaking of which, it's been a while since we saw each other. Now, you...look a little radiant, and it's not the same as before, did something good happen to you?"

"A good thing?" Su Bai asked, "What was it like when I came here a few times?"

"Let's think about it..." Bai Di pointed his fingers: "The last time I saw you, you led a horse into the door, dressed like an apocalyptic knight, as if you just brushed the copy of the Sky Burning Council, and your hands With a sickle in his hand, a big sword in his back, two guns in his waist, and a skeleton on his shoulder... Personally, I think it's cool, but the skull mask is too ugly."

"And it's unhygienic." Altair also remembered: "And it's too lifeless... The store manager threw you into the bath and bathed you for three hours. The whole bath turned into a pool of blood, blood flowing Cheng He... how many crimes have you suffered, and you haven't wiped it clean."

"That's right." Bai Di nodded, patted his knees and laughed loudly: "Afterwards, you couldn't help but rushed out of the bath by yourself. You didn't even have time to put on your clothes, so you wrapped yourself in a towel and ran out."

"Then he was caught back and continued to wash." Altair continued to add.

"I always feel that this is not true." Su Bai squinted: "This is absolutely not true, I don't admit it, you are bullying me for amnesia."

"The last time I saw you, I'm afraid it was quite a while ago..." The fire-proof woman nodded her chin: "I remember that time, you came in in a wheelchair, and someone pushed behind you... It seems to be some kind of substitute ?”

"The substitute pushes the wheelchair carefully." Su Bai gave a thumbs up: "What's the name of my substitute? The fruit of platinum or the gate of heaven?"

"I didn't ask about this, and you couldn't speak at that time, you were a stand-in... Bai told me, you are going astray, and your body will fail sooner or later if you go on like this." The fireproof woman put down two cups of coffee: " He also secretly said, if you get cold while eating, remember to throw you in the trash."

"Shop Manager Bai!" Su Bai jumped up against the table, "Is this how you treat old friends?"

"It's my fault." Bai Jue's words came from the kitchen: "How can the garbage not be sorted? You should be bled, peeled and boned and thrown into the non-burnable garbage, otherwise people won't recycle it."

"I'm so stupid, you people..." Su Bai also inadvertently became confused: "I was so bad in the past?"

"You can't even remember, but most of the time it's really bad, memory loss, listlessness, body mutation, and soul damage." Bai Diban counted with his fingers: "You are almost normal. The most impressive time may be when you just died of your wife, eating wife cakes and crying while eating, and then I asked you the next time I met you, and you faced the deep diver's face Me, say 'do I have a wife' so..."

"emmm... do I really have a wife?" Su Bai tried to ask, "Who is it?"

"I remember Isayama Huangquan?" Bai Di rubbed his chin, and said in an uncertain tone, "Or Ichihara Yuko?"

"No, it should be Geng Xizi, who became a Buddha after fulfilling his wish." Altair asked strangely.

"How come I don't remember that name..." The Fireproof Girl also asked strangely: "It's not Liu Mengli?"

"That's right, Zhang Xingcai!" Bai Di slapped her thigh: "There must be one, I remember seeing her photo back then."

"????" Countless yellow question marks rose above Su Bai's head: "Are you kidding me? How could I have such a wife..."

"You have to ask yourself." Bai Jue came out with two dishes and handed them to Su Bai and Bai Di respectively: "You don't know how many wives you have, so who knows if you ask us...Emotional debt will come sooner or later." If you want to pay it back, if you are farewell to death, maybe it will be broken, but there are always some people who are thinking about it... Even in the next life, they will hold on and don't want to let go."

"It's hard for me to understand when you say it in such an experienced way." Su Bai sighed, and he focused on his set meal: "It's actually pork chop rice... When did you start to attack foreign cuisines? ?”

"It's not a fortification, it's hunting wild boar by the way, try using pork chops to adjust the tone." Manager Bai smiled confidently: "Try it and you'll know."

Su Bai nodded, and looked at Bai Di's plate: "Mutton, oysters, kidneys, old turtles, and whips... Old Comrade Bai, are you... stupid?"

"Hehe...he has been eating these for a long time. Although it has some effects, most of them are psychological achievements. At this level, most of the failure to pay the public rations is due to mental exhaustion." Bai Jue also sat down and took He picked up a pair of chopsticks and put a piece of kidney flower into his mouth: "This kidney is indeed a bit old, and the ingredients are not fresh enough."

"So, you can't hand over the public rations?" Su Bai stared at Bai Di with narrow eyes: "Can you stand up, clerk?"

"Man, I can't say I can't stand it. I'm already married... What do you think?" Bai Di stared, and bit down a certain whip viciously: "It's a pity that women at thirty are like wolves and forty are like tigers. The bigger you are, the more ruthless you are, and there are several monster races, who are born with racial advantages, and will not give up until they squeeze people dry. I am a certain person who has a famous name in his life, but he has to support the wall and go out every time..."

"Well, this is based on the fact that several people have comforted you. After all, what they want is love, not that." Bai Jue explained in a nonchalant tone: "But it will be sooner or later to join the battlefield." I suggest you go and look through Miss Bu's brand tonight."

"Why?" Bai Di asked strangely.

"Thinking about you..." Bai Jue said calmly: "If you have time, don't run towards me, and take them out for a walk. Who wants to squeeze you when you have something to do? It's just pure fear that you will always Going out to mess around with women, as long as you are squeezed until you have no idea, and your legs will go limp when you see a woman, then it is impossible to have an extramarital affair."

"You are so proficient." Bai Di exclaimed, "When did you surpass me?"

"This is very simple." Bai Jue's face was full of disgusting expressions of eating dead flies: "This? Didn't you trick me? I have more fiancees than you. How do you think I have survived until now? Rely on perseverance Is it? Of course it depends on EQ! Niang Gan Lin!"

Su Yuhan stroked his cheek lightly: "Yes, so many fiancees are really troublesome...I've said it all, why don't you let me kill them all..."

Bai Di poked Bai Jue: "You don't care what this sick girl says?"

Bai Jue said calmly: "You can control your backyard and then talk about me, I will eat your old turtle."

For a moment, Su Bai felt that the food in his hand was no longer fragrant and tasteless.

Make up your mind silently in your heart... Never live like them.