The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

She scratched her long rose-red hair, walked around while leaning on the wall, her footsteps were staggering, how much Erguotou the majestic Valkyrie could be so drunk.

She raised her fingers tremblingly: "So the first thing to do when you leave the hospital is to drink to your heart's content! Summer, cold beer, and night breeze are the bliss of life~ It's a pity that I'm drinking alone again today, There's not even anyone to drink with."

"Seeing that you're all right, then I..."

"Come on, talk to me, kind brother." The mature woman grabbed his sleeve: "Do you have the heart to go home alone in the middle of the night as a weak woman like me? I'm drunk, what if Picked up corpse..."

"Then you can rest assured that I will be followed by a stranger?"

"When you hugged me just now, you didn't touch anything you shouldn't. Either you are a virgin without a girlfriend, or you are a well-dressed beast." The other party laughed: "If it is the former, there is nothing to be afraid of. "

"If it's the latter?"

"Then you have to worry about your two quail eggs." The red-haired woman squinted her eyes and smiled, "Although I'm drunk, I can do a few drunken fists... But after all, I'm sending such a beautiful big sister home , maybe you can get good benefits, how about it?"

"Ha, big sister's benefits..." Su Bai laughed dryly, he just wanted to play games, it doesn't matter if the benefits are good or not, it doesn't matter if it's a woman or not.

"Why, aren't you satisfied?" The red-haired woman's tone became dangerous: "Where are you not satisfied with my self-proclaimed big sister?"

"No, I dare not." Su Bai asked calmly, "Since you're not drunk, why don't you just find your way back?"

"Find someone to accompany you for a walk, let's relax." The red-haired woman tilted her head: "Because the recent Canghai City is not peaceful, so I want some sense of security. A big beauty is so active, you are still so What does mother-in-law do?"

"No, generally speaking, when you meet a beautiful big sister like you who is so proactive, shouldn't I be trembling as a virgin without a girlfriend? Or think about whether there is something wrong with it?" Su Bai rubbed his chin: "I don't want to be tricked by you into buying ginseng."

"You can be eloquent, but with such a skillful and calm response, my sixth sense as a woman tells me that you don't look like a good man. You must have made many girls cry." On the white shoulder: "My name is Wuliangta Jizi, from the Far East, how about you?"

"Su Bai."

"Shenzhou people." Ji Zi supported his shoulders, and he breathed like blue: "Why are you still wearing a mask at night?"

"I'm afraid to scare people." Su Bai pushed her hand away: "It's fine to send you back, don't make any moves, you are all reliable adults, so curious?"

"Stingy ghost." Ji Zi snorted, because Su Bai just helped her, otherwise, if he fell from the second floor, although it would not hurt him, he would also suffer a concussion for a while, and he offered to send her back because he didn't Carefully tore his clothes, the sportswear was torn, but it seemed that the other party didn't notice, and he didn't pay attention after being drunk, but he couldn't pretend that it didn't happen, at least he repaired the clothes.

She is an independent woman, and she has gained a lot of life skills, at least she can do needlework... It doesn't matter if she can't, there are three little girls in the family, one is mischievous, one is perfect, and one She is an all-around house cook.

……

At this moment, Mei Lei, who was reviewing homework in the room, suddenly had a chill on his neck: "It seems that someone is talking bad about me."

She glanced at the textbook that was several chapters beyond the course, closed the book, finished today's preview and review, took a long breath, stretched herself, stood in the room and looked at the night view of the city, her vision was slightly blurred .

Two years ago, she was still the eldest lady of the ME club, with a prominent status and outstanding appearance, she was an impeccable beauty, but after the scandal broke out by her father, Raiden Ryoma, everything changed quickly, and she never blamed herself Her father, she knew that it was not her father's problem, he was framed, and what this girl who was only sixteen or seventeen years old feared and hated most in her heart was not others, but another part of herself.

The second Honkai occurred in Siberia, at the turn of the millennium; the third Honkai occurred in Changkong City in the far east, and she was the third Herrscher, Thunder Herrscher, Raiden Mei.

This is a secret that very few people know. If it wasn't for the cover-up of St. Freya's principal Teresa and Colonel Wuliangta Himeko who participated in the battle, it would be impossible for her to regain a normal life, because there are The personality of the third Herrscher, she could destroy everything at any time, facing such a dangerous person, she should have been wiped out directly, but she was allowed to survive, which was originally a huge gift, a gift of reinvention.

Raiden Mei expressed her gratitude to everything around her. In Changkong City, she witnessed hell, but she was rescued by Qiyana, Bronya, Himeko, Teresa and others. It's not over, so even if she is reduced to the role of a black-haired rice cook, she always smiles and doesn't say anything. Not only does she have no complaints, but she enjoys it.

This is her way of repaying gratitude.

As soon as he walked out of the room, Leiden Mei saw Qiyana who looked like a salted fish. She was lying on the sofa with a face full of tears, and a huge fiasco on the TV marked that she had already wiped out many groups one after another. Again, that's the game I just bought today. The first round directly challenges the highest difficulty, and only the super player Alloy Wolf Fang can do it...

"Mei." Kiyana showed a miserable expression.

"I'm also very weak at playing games." Leiden Mei blinked helplessly: "Also, you've been playing for hours, and you still haven't done your homework? You want to stay up late today? Will you meet tomorrow?" late."

Qiyana reluctantly threw away the handle: "It's rare that Jizi is not at home today, so I can fish for a few hours, but Bronya, a nasty auger girl, actually forced the difficulty to the highest difficulty, which is clearly aimed at me. Kiyana! Hmph, no more! Come back next time you turn on Fenglingyueying!"

Bronya also came out of the room: "The host can't open the cheating device, don't try to take shortcuts, Bronya will not agree... I just saw that Jizi is on the way back, you It's time to go back to your room and study."

As soon as the words fell, there was the sound of keys twisting at the door.

This was originally Jizi's own home, but later it was transformed into a separate Valkyrie dormitory in order to accommodate a few more unique students.

The salary of the Valkyries of Destiny is very good. After all, it takes money to maintain the supply of the army. There are many ways to get money from the [-]-year-old Destiny Organization, so I won’t list them here. It has been quite a long time for Wuliangta Jizi to become a Valkyrie , rich experience, good at commanding the battlefield, naturally saved a lot of money, and also has a whole set of complex apartments, and it is very close to St. Freya Academy, which is suitable for use as a dormitory.

The door of the room was pushed open, and the three girls cast minor eyes, only to see Jizi who smelled of alcohol limply on the shoulders of a strange young man. Adults did not resist physical contact, but it also made the girls feel uncomfortable. Shocked.

"Teacher Ji Zi, unexpectedly..." Lei Dian Mei lost her voice: "Did you really catch a man?"

Bronya was expressionless, the handle in her hand slipped to the ground, and the TV screen directly declared gray, expressing shock instead of her.

As soon as Qiyana entered the room with her front foot, she couldn't help turning her head back curiously: "What? Ji Zi actually took the man back to the dormitory? If you let my aunt know about this, you shouldn't teach her well."

As soon as the words fell, she saw a familiar figure in her sight, and the girl's blue eyes were filled with magic power of wisdom. She stood there in a daze, caught in a brainstorm: "Eh? What's going on? What? Why, why..."

At one point, she began to question the source of the familiar feeling in her heart...

Could it be that he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity because of his relationship with Mr. Jizi?You smell like her perfume or something... But Jizi never wears perfume, my nose is not so sensitive, maybe I saw him having a tryst with Jizi while sleepwalking?But this is a dormitory, so it's impossible for him to come in!

Su Bai noticed the eyes of the three girls, and he also recognized that they were the three girls who went shopping during the day. He sighed: "In short... who will help and find a place to put her down?"

Leiden Mei came back to her senses, and she stepped forward to support Ji Zi's limp body: "Ms. Ji Zi... well, I drank so much again, I need to prepare some hangover soup, sir, please come in, thank you for sending the teacher away return."

"No, I won't sit down, I'm just a kind person passing by." Su Bai shook his head: "I'd better go..."

However, Ji Zi grabbed his sleeve and said sweetly, "Don't go, bastard, stay with me tonight!"

As soon as this remark came out, it shocked the three underage girls for a whole year. Mei's face turned red, and Bronya hung up again. Impressed by the picture of the sheets.

Su Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What are you talking about, can you say it in front of a girl?"

With ingenious force, he pulled the sleeve back from Ji Zi's hand.

The drunken Jizi was caught in a daze by her indistinct gesture, and she waved her hand: "Hey, hey, come back, come back!"