The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

...Could it be that she found out that she wasn't actually picked up from the trash, but sent as a phone bill?

"So, what happened?" Su Bai couldn't afford a game console at this time, and he didn't bother to turn on the TV. He sat across from the coffee table, facing the girl. She kept her head down and didn't look at him much.

"Nothing happened." The answer was very weak, with the subtext of "I'm not happy, I don't want to say it, come and coax me" in the calm voice, it was obvious that there was something wrong written all over his face, but he refused to explain it clearly .

Su Bai was very troubled. Girls in this age group are like this. He held his cheeks and said, "Nothing really happened? Then why do you have a face full of lovelessness, as if you were dumped by a girl you have had a crush on for three years? The other party took something out from under the skirt and threw it in the face."

"...Is that how you comfort people?" Kiyana reacted a bit, but rolled her eyes at him.

"I just gave an example. This kind of ordinary experience, I believe everyone will have it when they were in junior high school..." Su Bai spread his hands and said that this is normal.

"This kind of ordinary experience can only be found in a world where fake girls are everywhere!" Qiyana's voice raised a few degrees: "What kind of strange common sense is this?"

"I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, I ran to find a corner to squat, I didn't understand, I thought it was a girl who was waiting for God wandering in the streets of Shinjuku... You also said that I have no common sense?" Su Bai raised his eyebrows: "Then you can Tell me what common sense is, for example, explain where you got these guns."

"It's just a toy, and it's not stolen." Kiyana continued to speak stiffly.

Su Bai fired a shot at the empty balcony with a blank face, and with a bang, the bullet flew out, and a neighbor from below exclaimed, "Who is launching a super electromagnetic gun!" ’, he slapped his guns on the table: "You call this a toy? It's more than enough to kill an ordinary Honkai beast with one shot. Did you steal something from St. Freya Academy? "

Qiyana was even angrier when she heard this name, she realized that Su Bai hadn't been able to distinguish her from the other Qiyana, they were obviously different at all.

She glared at him angrily: "I don't have one. I've never heard of such a broken school! I'm not the one you know at all..."

In the middle of her speech, she stopped suddenly.

What the hell is he getting angry? I'm really naive... Like a child, I clearly know in my heart what is the point of being angry with strangers. In fact, walking in this city, so close, such things happen inevitable.

"Forget it..." the girl pulled up her hood, covering her hair and face: "I'm leaving."

"Okay, I'll take you back." Su Bai got up and said, "I can also explain a few words to Ji Zi by the way, so you can save yourself a few words of scolding."

"I..." The girl was dumb, she didn't plan to go back to the student dormitory: "I don't need you to send me."

Su Bai looked at her twice, and said clearly: "I understand, you don't plan to go back, you plan to go out for a night out, right? Find a corner and squat down, and wait for someone who has shaved his beard and wants to pick it up." The disgusting uncle who came home from JK approached, and after that..."

"Is the uncle you're talking about yourself?" Qiyana showed a disgusted expression: "Stop talking, I'm getting goosebumps."

"That's right, it's disgusting." Su Bai said, "It's understandable if you don't want to go back. After all, everyone has a rebellious period. I used to have puberty..."

"This kind of elders' lecture mode is no longer popular. Don't think that I will take it seriously if you make up some stories in the tone of revealing black history." It is impossible to be so naive, if there is, it is definitely a good baby pretending to be obedient, or a green tea bitch who is duplicity."

"The green tea whore you're talking about, is it yourself?" Su Bai choked back with the same words.

"...Humph!" Kiyana tilted her head awkwardly: "I don't need anyone to comfort me or persuade me. It happens often, and I'm used to it."

"Oh, so that's the case, I understand." Su Bai understood: "Shall I buy you some Sophie brand, or prepare some ginger syrup or something?"

"Go to hell!" She picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it over.

Su Bai avoided the projectile pillow that could break the bridge of the nose, stroked the funny mask on his face, and carefully looked at Qiyana.

She hugged her knees again, and the soft silver hair covered by the hood was draped behind her shoulders. The girl under the moonlight has a heart-thumping charm.

Observe carefully, she is indeed different from the cute and thorny head in the past. This character is more gentle and virtuous, but when she gets awkward, she loses her usual straightforwardness, a little less heartless, and a little more Melancholy.

But it's also... somewhat similar.

Under the mask, he smiled and said, "Kind of like."

"Like?" Kiyana asked, "What look like?"

"It's not about appearance. Your appearance has inherited Cecilia's appearance, so you are naturally similar." Su Bai put his hands on his knees: "I'm talking about temperament. At this time, it will give people a somewhat similar feeling, but It’s a little bit different too.”

"Really?" Kiyana touched her cheek: "Will I be more like someone else? Mother, or father... Siegfried? Neither she nor he has such a personality, and it should be more... dazzling."

"Dazzling? In a certain sense, it's quite dazzling. Sprinkling dog food in front of Honkai Will." Su Bai marveled: "I can't bear to watch it personally. Although affection is not incomprehensible, it also depends on the occasion. Ah... When I say you look like a Valkyrie, I don’t mean that you look like a Valkyrie, but that you occasionally look like a girl, a little lonely, a little paranoid, and a little cute and stubborn.”

Kiyana asked strangely: "Who?"

"Her name is Xilin, you probably don't know her." Su Bai said, "Of course, she doesn't look like her at all. She has a good appearance and a good personality. It's just that occasionally I think that your melancholy expression is somewhat similar. Maybe it’s because I see things and think about them.”

"...The Herrscher of the Sky?" How could Qiyana not know this name: "You mean the name of the Herrscher for more than ten years?"

"The Herrscher is the Herrscher, and Sirin is Sirin." Su Bai thought for a while, then shook his head: "I didn't correct your wrong intention, so let's just treat it like this. The history fabricated by destiny may be more cruel It is more suitable to be written into the historical model, although I don’t like this approach, but Otto’s cover-up also helped in a certain sense.”

"You seem to know a lot about the past." Qiyana frowned: "Did you also participate in the Second Honkai War?"

Su Bai smiled: "I'm curious? But I won't tell you, and you don't need to know too much. As a Valkyrie, you are not qualified yet. When you grow up a little bit, your mind matures, your mind opens up, and you become When you find a good woman who can stand alone, I will tell you some secrets that only grown-ups can know."

"Did you make fun of me in a nasty way just now, did you think I couldn't understand the puns?" Qiyana squinted her eyes.

"...You've become smarter." Su Bai said in surprise, "You've actually come to your senses this time?"

"You rogue teacher! What kind of books are you teaching, who are you educating, and you actually say this to a teenage innocent girl!"

"Huh? I said it but I didn't explain it. Why do you understand it? Is it just me who has the problem? Shouldn't you reflect on your own problems? Why would an innocent teenage girl listen to it?" Do you understand?" Su Bai pointed to his face: "Look at my expression, do you realize the seriousness of the problem?"

Kiyana stared at the funny mask and shook her head: "No, not at all."

"Then I may consider changing to an emoji mask next time. Unfortunately, the emoji mask I used back then was left to Tiantongle." Su Bai leaned back on the chair: "Although I am hilarious, although I complain, although I am not serious, but I'm a reliable adult man, and you don't need to worry about me making a move on you, because I'm not interested in female high school students, I only have ideas for mature maid ladies."

Kiyana whispered in her heart...Miss Rita, you have to pay attention.

Su Bai continued: "And I have been married, maybe more than once, maybe across races, even across life and death."

Qiyana interrupted: "... I can understand the crime of bigamy, and it is also understandable to cross races, but how does life and death cross?"

Su Bai thought for a while: "Rely on perseverance."