The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

Youlandelle slowly let go of her hands on her shoulders, and sighed: "I am so lucky to have you as my wife."

...Such a good wife, don't let it go, go hook up with other old women, Su, what are you thinking?

Youlandelle is very conflicted. A majestic knight cannot be indifferent to a lady's troubles. Rita is also her precious friend, girlfriend and adjutant. She will be exposed immediately if she tells a lie, but it will hurt her if she keeps it... If the truth is told, she won't be happy... No woman will be happy.

Knowing that her husband is actually not dead, but he refused to go home for three years, and had a heated fight with other women... Even if he didn't directly pick up the sickle to chop off his rights and wrongs, he would send a divorce agreement directly.

Rather than seeing the grief-stricken Rita, it is better to let the surname Su continue to be a dead person in Rita's memory. At least the way of death in the past can be called a hero, and it can also leave a good memory in...

She clutched her forehead, and her thoughts were confused for a while. After going on like this, she is not far from the collapse of the human design. A girl who has never been in love has no idea what she should do. No matter what she chooses, it is completely inappropriate. Is there anyone? Is there anyone who can discuss a little bit...

But, who to look for?In the past, Rita was the one who advised everything that happened, she was the brains, but this time it didn't work...

Are you looking for Bishop Otto?No, absolutely not, that lord is fine no matter what, but he can't handle the Valkyrie, he can't read a woman's heart at all...

"Hmm..." Youlandelle covered her head and rested her forehead on her knees, feeling very annoyed. She usually focused on training and dealing with Honkai, but when it was holidays, her mind began to slacken, and she suddenly missed the usual An orderly work and rest life.

At this time, a caller ID suddenly attracted attention.

"I'll take a call." Urandale answered the phone, leaving Rita temporarily, she walked under the shade of the tree: "Hello, this is Urandale."

"I know you are Youlandelle." A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, and a girl was lying on the bed at this time: "Borrow some money."

"Qiana? Borrow money?" Dull Goose remembered: "By the way, you have already run away from home."

"Destiny is not my home. It is much more comfortable to live in this apartment where the owner is traveling." Kiyana rested her chin: "But I didn't bring living expenses with me when I left, and I can't rely on robbery to make a living. Although the accommodation problem is temporarily solved Yes... but I have no money to eat, so... borrow some money, according to your salary, you are a rich woman at least, oh no, rich loli."

"Fifteen is no longer a loli... Borrowing money is fine." Urandale thought for a while: "Qiana, I have something to ask you."

"Huh? What's the matter? I can't tell you the exact address." Qiyana shrank her neck: "In case you come and arrest me."

"Have you done any research on the marital relationship between couples?"

"Pfft..." Kiyana just took a sip of soda and spewed it out: "Ahem cough... Kleenex, where are the tissues..." The white-haired lady who was wiping the table in a hurry said with a strange expression: "You think I'm a Young girl, can you have experience in this area? Why do you ask this suddenly?"

"I may have encountered a bottleneck." Dull Goose frowned.

"Specifically?"

"If the husband changes his mind and the wife waits hard, is it possible to save this marriage? I want to explore the possibility."

"... Why do you, a muscular girl who only has the ability to defeat the Honkai Beast, suddenly raise such a question that directly points to marital conflicts in reality, which makes me even more puzzled." Qiyana sat up: "You Fifteen years old, probably not yet the legal age for marriage."

"It's not me, it's a friend of mine." Ulandal was telling the truth.

"Okay, okay, I understand, you can't have a boyfriend." Kiyana rested her chin: "But this question, you ask any Valkyrie, including Teresa, or even the Bishop of Destiny, there is no answer of."

"why?"

"Because everyone is single." Kiyana swayed her calf: "It is very difficult for a Valkyrie to get married. Teenage girls are the easiest age to fall in love, which is the stage of sixteen or seventeen. But at this time Duan, the Valkyries are all undergoing training, and they are all girls, so they can't get in touch with excellent opposite sex. The only one you can see is Bishop Otto... Don't look at him like that, in fact, he was also the crush of many Valkyries when they were young. "

"Because it's impossible for a teenage girl to have someone she likes. If you don't choose Otto, you may have to choose a more suitable girl around you... So it's normal for you to receive love letters from other girls, just like the rose of Versailles, Inevitably, someone wants to start a lily forbidden love with you."

"However, time flies. If you don't have a good partner, you can't even do Lily CP. When you reach the age of [-], you basically have to accept the fact that your life is short. There are not many years left. Most of them will continue to serve until they retire. , a normal relationship, marriage and childbirth is already a luxury.”

Youlandelle was stunned when she heard it, and she said after a while: "You understand well."

"The Valkyrie during the training period must be educated in this way. It is called to obliterate their longing and longing for 'love', and honestly be a tool man soldier to charge into battle. If you don't have extra emotions, you won't be so And died." Kiyana continued: "Maybe there is no need for this kind of traditional education for S-rank Valkyrie, right?"

"That is to say... there is no way to solve the marriage problem?" Dull Goose continued to ask.

"At least the marriage of the Valkyrie is too complicated." Kiyana blinked: "If it wasn't for childhood sweethearts or meeting the right person, most Valkyries would never get married for the rest of their lives, or they would stay single until the end of their lives." If you die, you will arrange a blind date, but after all, it is a minority, and it may not be really suitable."

"...emmm." Urandale fell silent.

"But, it's not impossible to solve it." Qiyana asked back: "If the man changes his mind, most of them have a reason, and it's no problem to find out the reason. If it's you, it may be because of your too straightforward personality. Or an overly tough style will make men unable to bear it, which will lead to disharmony between husband and wife... um, cough... let me use another example."

Miss Kiyana suddenly remembered that she was not on the phone to chat, but to borrow money.

"It makes sense, let's keep talking." Dull Goose listened.

"So, it's very important to find out the reason, maybe it's a misunderstanding?" Kiyana turned over and said, "If it's another Valkyrie who got married, let's leave it alone, but you should be talking about Rita, right? She's so perfect, Excellent, beautiful, who would dislike such a wife?"

"You actually know."

"She's been wearing a wedding ring for more than three years, and I'm not blind...and you have very few friends, so it could only be her." Qiyana asked strangely: "But isn't her husband passed away?" ?”

"Cheating the corpse."

"Became a dead man? A male dead man?"

"No, he is still alive, but he was abducted by an old woman..." Ulandal clenched his fist and knocked on the tree trunk, and the tree bent down on the spot: "Are other women so good-looking?"

"You want to redeem, what about Rita's own thoughts?" Kiyana asked.

"She doesn't know about it yet." Urandale shook her head: "I haven't said it yet."

"With your honesty, you probably won't be able to hide it for too long." Qiyana suggested: "Please explain clearly."

"I still want to confirm again." Ulandal was extra stubborn.

"But this is a matter between their husband and wife. It's not right for you to get involved." Qiyana gave a pertinent thought.

"Rita is my adjutant and best friend." Dull Goose paused for a moment: "He used to be too... I just hope they can go on well."

"But men are fickle." Qiyana thinks that this matter can't be done: "I really changed my mind and liked other good-looking women. You can't call them back with true love, and what is this kind of scum worth?" A place of attachment? If you drag her out and dismember her body, you will die, even if you leave it alone, you will sooner or later offend the kind of woman you shouldn't, and get shot in the heart."

"Well, if that moment really comes, I won't hesitate." Ulandal nodded solemnly.