The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"These words are all your own words. I won't trust the words of a vixen so easily, Gao Minsi..."

"It's Koyanskaya, Your Majesty, you should remember my name." The vixen's eyes twitched slightly, and she winked at Mustard Seed.

Mustard Chiko pretended not to see it, and her expression remained the same.

"No matter what you say, what you say is what you said. I don't want you to think, I want me to think that right and wrong will naturally be judged when someone comes." Ying Zheng said flatly: "It's like what Mustard Chick said. How can I take these jokes seriously? If you want to say that’s all there is to it, the interview is over. I’m in a good mood today, so I don’t care about anything with you. I won’t treat foreigners People are strict with Chinese etiquette, but don't take my kindness for granted, just step back when you understand."

The vixen and Kua Chiko looked at each other, and both saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

They had to bow their heads and salute, and then exited the room.

On the promenade, Koyanskaya snapped her fingers and unfolded her magic. She shook her folding fan: "This emperor is really difficult. I thought he would be a little nervous, but I didn't expect him to be so calm and leisurely. It seems to be listening to harsh advice, but as stubborn as a stone..."

"That is an emperor through the ages, and it is not a toy that you can easily play with between applause." Mustard Chick glanced at her: "You'd better put away your little thoughts, I don't want to be dragged down by your wicked taste .”

"I only play pranks on the men I like, not to mention that such an emperor is not cute at all, and makes people feel terrible." The vixen narrowed his eyes: "I also understand that now we are all a community of destiny, so naturally I will not harm you." you."

"Heh..." Mustard Chiko sneered, "Didn't you bring the devils in here?"

"Devil? Ah, that's right. After all, Fujimaru Tatsuka is from Yingzhou, so there's nothing wrong with calling him a devil." Koyanskaya nodded her lips: "As for why you came here, it's very simple... because I went to assassinate Little girl Fujimaru, but because of the greedy director, the assassination failed, and in the end she failed to poison either of them. This poison is called the Immortal Fading Vein. You should know what it means, right? They If you want to save yourself, you can only come here."

"You... have decided from the very beginning that you want to cheat me." Mustard Seed was furious: "Fuck you..."

"Xiaojie, you haven't changed your habit of swearing when you're angry?" Koyanskaya covered her face with a folding fan: "I didn't mean to cheat you, this is the theory of consequences, I didn't expect the assassination to fail, And because I feel guilty in my heart, I came to warn you that they will come to this rumor belt..."

"Heh... You really have the face to say this when you bring so many monsters here." Mustard Chick sneered: "If you are exposed to the first emperor and let him know that you are harming his subjects, I will kick you without hesitation. kick out."

"Wow, are you so decisive? Aren't we good friends?" The vixen blinked: "We all hate humans, and we have a lot of common language."

"You came here for your purpose, it's your business to play with humans, but I don't have such a bad taste." Mustard Seed turned back coldly: "I came to the Lost Belt from the very beginning for only one purpose... I will never forgive anyone who stands in the way of my wish!"

...In order to meet Master Xiang Yu again, I would rather stay in this belt of rumors and meet my demise.

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"Li Shuwen?" Su Bai blurted out the name of the chief guard the first time he saw him.

"Your Majesty is not Li Shuwen, but an unknown chief guard." The old man in red and sunglasses cupped his hands solemnly and said, "Your Majesty is already waiting for Su Wenxiang in the hall of Efang Palace, please come in..."

Across a long corridor, Su Bai stepped into the core area of ​​the quantum computer. Directly in front of his line of sight was a middle-aged man with a beautiful beard, a beaded crown, and a black antique coat. The black background was covered with dragon patterns. ... This man, who looks like a scribe, is the emperor of the moon world through the ages, the true appearance of Ying Zheng, and he is not intimidated by anger, nor is he stomping his feet to shake the ancient and modern.

Ying Zheng is a human, a pure human being, unlike Gilgamesh, who does not have the blood of a demigod, and unlike Artoria, who does not have the blood of a dragon, as an emperor through the ages, the famous founder of the emperor, he is A pure human being...

Was human.

He is well versed in the three flavors of celestial arts, and likes to dig out ancient books and relics. That's all Su Bai's memory is, but the outline of this middle-aged man has not changed, but it's a pity...it's not a real person, just a projection.

"I haven't seen you for two thousand years, and you even forgot to salute?" Although Ying Zheng said reproachful words, there was only a smile in his eyes, and there was no reproach: "You are still informal as always, but it is clear that Daqin is a country with strict laws and regulations. The kingdom cannot allow the king and his ministers to be superior... But now I have taken these things lightly, if you don't want to be polite, then you can't be polite."

"I'm just a little surprised." Su Bai cupped his hands and said, "See Your Majesty."

"...Ha, you have changed. You would never do this in the past." Ying Zheng raised his hand: "Sit down."

Su Bai nodded and took his seat. There were two glasses of wine on the table. The wine was fragrant and mellow, and it was a vintage wine.

"Before I chat with you about the past, I have something to ask you." Ying Zheng straightened his sitting posture and asked, "After two thousand years of absence, I returned to the territory of Daqin, Xianyang, and Afang Gong, how are you feeling?"

Su Bai paused, thinking about how to answer, but before he could think clearly, he spoke naturally: "I just didn't expect that there would be so few people in Xianyang City two thousand years later, and I wouldn't even see a single citizen. I didn't expect that this Efang Palace could already fly, and it could fly in mid-air before it even had wings, I'm afraid a piece of Efang Palace's Fu is not enough to boast."

"Hum, you dare to tell the truth. I think so too. After all, it is not as lively as before." Ying Zheng laughed, and he stared at Su Bai: "However, I still avoided the prophecy you left at the beginning. Qing, do you remember what you said before you left?"

...Did I leave anything behind before I left?Did I have such skin in the past?Do you like to do things before you leave?

Su Bai shook his head: "To be honest, I have a poor memory. I don't know how many reincarnations I have experienced in the past two thousand years. It is not easy to remember His Majesty's appearance. Now you tell me this... who knows?"

"I don't think you will remember either!" Ying Zheng patted the table and said to the chief guard, "Look, chief guard, I've told you all, this person will definitely not admit it, and even if he remembers, he won't say no." Remember, it's too embarrassing for him to admit such a thing, hahahaha! Even because of your expression, I will guard Daqin for two thousand years!"

Yingzheng picked up the wine glass, and the projector picked up the virtual wine glass, and he took a sip: "It's such a pleasure, I finally swallowed the breath I couldn't swallow in the past two thousand years, it's comfortable, it's really comfortable!"

Su Bai looked at the chief guard strangely: "What did I leave behind?"

The chief guard watched his nose, nose, mouth and mouth caring, and said nothing, the old man was at ease.

Ying Zheng joked: "At the beginning you left an article about 'Passing the Qin Dynasty', and left a sentence of 'Qin II will die' to the world, and then disappeared. Two days and two nights, when I kicked the door open with one kick, you were nowhere to be seen, and just left... you have been gone for two thousand years, and now that you are back, my country is still there."

emmmmm...God? I showed Ying Zheng Qin Lun, what's wrong?I'm afraid it's a genius to come up with such a fairy operation.

Su Bai picked up the wine glass, wanted to drink but stopped, he said: "Qin II died, His Majesty has no heirs, my words are not wrong, after all, there is no second emperor in the world right now."

"Hum, what you said is reasonable, but it's a pity that I can't verify your words in this life." Ying Zheng raised his head and said: "After living for two thousand years, I will never want any more princes and princes, and I don't need any heirs to inherit. , I am the Great Qin Emperor, the first emperor, and the only emperor! Perhaps it is precisely because of your words that I was urged to obtain a holy body and become an immortal emperor through the ages."

Su Bai didn't know how to answer this sentence. In the history of pan-humanity, the Qin Dynasty did die for the second generation, but Ying Zheng here didn't have this consciousness. If it was because of his own joke that he rewrote history, it would be forced to give back , indeed deserved to suffer.

He took a sip of his wine: "This wine is not bad."

"Sorghum wine, naturally tastes good, it is aged brewed, a tribute from the palace." Ying Zheng shook the wine glass between his fingers.

"Your Majesty can taste it?" Su Bai looked at the projection, "Obviously I've been here and I haven't seen you for two thousand years, so you only use the projection to entertain me."

Ying Zheng was startled for a moment, and then laughed: "Of course I taste the wine, it's better to say that I drink a lot of wine every day... Su Qing, if you are blaming me for not meeting you in person, that's okay You are too stingy, I am the Son of Heaven, just like the existence of the bright moon and scorching sun shining all over the world, I allow people to pay homage to me, I have never concealed my real body, all the subjects in the world can admire my posture, why bother Suspicious is hiding something from you?"

"I have seen it?" Su Bai couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence for a while: "When?"

Ying Zheng drank another glass of wine: "You lunatic, you usually have an expression like I'm the smartest in the world and you are all uncivilized monkeys, why now you start pretending to be stupid? In the past, I have to give you a kick to stop pretending, where have all the savvy in the past gone? From the moment you stepped into Xianyang, you should have seen my holy body now!"

"...?!" Su Bai recalled that the moment he stepped into Xianyang, the only thing he saw was a huge building floating above Xianyang City, which was called It is called Efang Palace, and its shape resembles a championship trophy without a base. It is towering and huge, and he even felt a prying eye. This is not an illusion.

He looked at the projection in front of him in shock, and immediately withdrew his gaze, looked around the room, and slightly left the seat.