The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"That doesn't seem like Kamen Rider..."

"It's all the same, anyway, they're all special shots, they're all Mo De's expressions, they can transform, and they use flying kicks to kill." Su Bai came to Wendy's back, and grabbed the handle of the wheelchair: "It's the ones around here. There is no way to stay here any longer, waiting for the thundercloud storm to come, we don’t even know if it will cause a tsunami, we have to go as high as possible, um… Where do you live, I can take you back.”

"Home?" Wendy's eyes dimmed, her own home?In the past, she thought her home was in New Zealand, then she thought her home was in St. Freya, and later she thought her home was in Destiny, but now she has no home anywhere.

Seeing this reaction, Su Bai immediately understood: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be an orphan... um, it's okay, it's okay, this kind of thing is actually not uncommon, look at me, my parents are not in this world anymore , I still laugh heartlessly."

"It's okay, I'm just a little emotional." Wendy wiped the corners of her eyes, raised her eyes, and changed the subject. She asked cautiously, "Are we going to evacuate next?"

"It's like this." Su Bai touched his pocket: "At first, I planned to find a hotel nearby, but I don't have New Zealand currency, and I don't have any money. I was searching for corpses in the research institute... um, cough, help restrain the dead When I was there, I found a few wallets, and although I had some money, the neighborhood is not very popular, and the nearest town seems to be ten kilometers away."

"Hmm." Wendy raised her finger and pointed in one direction: "Because over there... there is a volcano. The active volcano erupted only once four years ago. Recently, the activity of the ground veins may also be intensified. Once the volcano erupts, it will be accompanied by There is a lot of black ash, magma and earthquakes, so there are no long-term residents nearby, only some operating resorts."

"Mount Tongariro, I have heard about it." Su Bai knew that although active volcanoes are disasters, they are also part of life. After the eruption of submarine volcanoes, islands and land were formed, and the changes in landforms have been like this for thousands of years, including The earth's epochs change again and again, and the impact of volcanic eruptions is indispensable. There must be hot springs nearby, so it is normal for them to be developed as tourist destinations.

"Do you want to go there? There should be someone in the resort?" Wendy asked in a low voice.

"Okay, I think it's OK." Su Bai gestured: "Then you sit still, let's go."

"Sit still? It's tens of kilometers, it's a bit far away, don't you plan to drive?"

"I want to drive, but I'm afraid I'll be ganked by the policeman... In short, just sit still, take a deep breath, don't open your mouth, and don't be too scared... Let's go, take off!" A magnificent drifting around the corner, and then directly accelerated with sword energy, flew into the sky, and flew past under the black clouds.

Wendy was so frightened that she stuck to the wheelchair, her body trembling unconsciously, the sudden stretch height and the short-term gravity imbalance made her at a loss what to do.

"Relax, Wendy, take a deep breath and let the tension fade away. This is actually the same as flying, just get used to it." Su Bai maintained a steady flight, and patiently comforted him: "This way of traveling is faster than crawling on the ground. That's too much... Except for my cat car, no one can surpass this speed."

Wendy didn't pay attention to the words of the young man behind her. She took three deep breaths in succession before she gradually calmed down. Once she stabilized, she lowered her head and looked at the distant ground at a height of several hundred meters. Even though she was flying so fast, she could barely feel the strong wind that made her eyes open. After a moment of surprise, she opened her pupils, revealing childlike excitement and joy.

Open your arms to feel the flow of air and the change of gravity. Flying is the highest state of feeling freedom. Human beings have a dream of breaking away from the shackles of gravity all the time. In the past, Wendy accepted the experiment of longing for gems. For the first time, I imagined that if I could grow wings, I could fly, and what kind of different scenery I could see.

She has seen it now, her eyes are shining with the reflection of the earth, even the black clouds all over the sky can't hide the joy in the clear eyes.

"This is flying? How did you do it?" Wendy turned her head and asked curiously, "You don't have wings either?"

"Well... I don't know if you have heard that if a man remains a child until he is thirty years old, he can change his job from an ordinary person to a magician, and I am a magician, so after the job promotion, I will master With the power of the wind, I can fly naturally." Su Bai said nonsense seriously.

Wendy tilted her head: "Is there such a thing? But you look so young, you are already thirty years old, almost twice my age..." She covered her mouth and whispered: " Are you an old man?"

"That's right." Su Bai smiled gently: "I'm an uncle..."

He added from the bottom of his heart—now there is still a loli missing by his side.

……

"Master Ulandal, it is still [-] kilometers away from New Zealand, but the thundercloud storm nearby has seriously interfered with the communication." A member of the Immortal Blade manipulated the dashboard: "Although there is no damage to the battleship yet. Serious impact, but maybe we won't be able to reach mainland New Zealand directly."

"Arrange the structure of radio communication base stations, if the effect is not obvious, arrange a few more." Ulandal put on a military uniform and stood on the bridge: "It is good to leave this kind of matter to you, mainly because the detection equipment has no response?"

"Not yet, the distance is too great and the interference is too high to determine the location of the Desire Gem."

"The situation is more serious than what was reported. Sure enough, the thundercloud storm that can be caused by this collapse is spreading, and the speed is getting faster and faster." You Landal tapped the seat with her fingers: "In short, first Get as close to New Zealand as possible, if the height is not good, lower the altitude, remember to record the location coordinates, I can take a single fighter to New Zealand..."

"Master Ulandal, there is a message from the Hyperion, it seems to be... Teresa Apocalypse." The team members of Undying Blade are very familiar with this former S-class, although She has retired from the front line and is not a member of any Valkyrie team, but she is also a myth among the Valkyries of Destiny. It is very rare for an old loli lady who can live to be in her forties. In addition, Rita's head The pendant is the q version of Teresa, it's normal to be familiar with her.

"Connect to the communication." Ulandal ordered to connect to the communication, but the interference was very serious, and there was a harsh sound of radio waves.

"Debugging..."

Not long after, a voice came from the communication channel.

"Youlan Goose, it's you who came here." Theresa appeared on the screen with her arms folded, and her voice was a little distorted due to interference, but her clothes looked weird, wearing a straw hat and light Blue knee-length skirt, dressed in a swimsuit for going to the water: "Is the incident in New Zealand this serious? The strongest Valkyries of Destiny are easily dispatched."

"What did you call me just now? And what kind of clothes are you wearing?" Ulandal held her elbows, unable to find any tension at all: "Why are you here? Theresa, Huberian belongs to the Far East Branch , I have not found out that you are performing missions near here."

"Well, we didn't perform the mission, we just came to play in the water on vacation." Teresa said in a serious manner: "After all, the Valkyrie level test has just ended, and the two Valkyrie of the fifth team have been promoted to A-level Valkyrie , I should celebrate, as the head of the school, I need to provide some encouragement to the students, but the battleship came over and found that something was wrong, do you need my help?"

"You don't need to interfere with this matter anymore." You Landal rested her forehead with one hand. She didn't care about the reason that this sounded [-]% false, but said: "The order given by the Destiny Headquarters is this time. I will be fully responsible for the Houkai incident in the Oceania branch, and I will suppress all the Houkai incidents here, without the help of the Far East branch, you can go back."

She emphasized in a staid and serious tone: "Since it's just playing with water, you can go anywhere, and you don't have to come to New Zealand. Why not go to Hainan Island in China, where the scenery is just as good."

"Too many people! Crowded, noisy, and a lot of grandpas and aunts!" Teresa put her hands on her hips and shook her fingers: "Would you like to expose a large piece of your body on a strange beach and let strangers Appreciate it?"

"No, there is no such situation." Youlandelle shook her head and replied seriously: "If it is sunbathing and vacation, destiny can meet the needs of the Valkyrie, and specially set up a resort island, why do I have to go far away? ?”

"What about the hot spring?"

"Why take a hot spring? Can't you use the shower and bath? They are all warm water."

"As expected of a goose..."

"What did you call me?" Urandale's eyes sharpened.

"Yourandelle?" Teresa clasped her hands together, tilted her head cutely, her tone was naughty and raised.

"Why do you use interrogative sentences!" The voice of the S-rank female warrior Goddess is very strong. This is the second time she emphasized it. She raised her delicate eyebrows and glared a little: "No one should make fun of my name."

Teresa looked up on purpose, this upright Valkyrie is always like this, she can't take a joke, but arousing her anger is also one of the purposes: "I'm not joking about your name, goose It's a pet name, pet name..."

"Nicknames are used by husbands and wives or between parents and children, and at work, in serious task conversations, please don't make such meaningless jokes. As a senior, you must know how to lead by example." Urandale's high-heeled shoes knocked Knocking on the ground, the team members of the Immortal Blade on the bridge subconsciously straightened their spines. The captain is always so majestic and imposing, he is worthy of being a heroic knight.

"Hmm..." Teresa whistled: "Understood, I won't call it that way next time, it's all Su Bai's fault, every time I say that, I'm being misled too..."

"Wait, who are you talking about?" Ulandal suddenly sensed the elements in this sentence: "You mean Su Bai?"

"That's right, Su Bai, our practical instructor here, that's what he called you, he said that you usually look too upright, and you look like a goose with a stupid head, so it's called Youlan Goose, isn't it cute? Is it?" Teresa's words are not false, they are indeed Su Bai's original words.

The other team members of Immortal Blade had a premonition that the captain was going to explode this time, and she couldn't bear the provocation three times in a row, and that Su would be in trouble.