The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Star of Eden warning."

"Okay, then I'll tell the truth." Su Bai began to sort out his words, trying to understand how to say: "Old Yang, do you think I'm pretty?"

"...???" Walter's expression became serious, and he said vigilantly, "It's beautiful, but what does it have to do with me?"

"Put down your bold ideas, I won't use beauty tricks on you." Su Bai rolled his eyes: "Since you said that I am beautiful, is it in the eyes of ninety-nine out of ten people that I, someone Su Is his appearance enough to support a whole TV series?"

"You're being humble." Walter said calmly: "One? I can watch a hundred without any problem, enough to drive the fandom crazy for decades."

"Isn't that right?" Su Bai shrugged his shoulders: "Then, what color is Yolandal's hair?"

"Gold...what's wrong?" Walter was a little confused. He didn't quite understand the relationship between these two questions.

"It's golden yellow." Su Bai emphasized: "So Youlandal is yellow, is it okay?"

"Okay, it seems to be okay..."

"A beautiful husband and a yellow-haired best friend, what will happen when the two collide?" Su Bai raised his eyebrows, looked in his eyes, hinted at the sound of a car, and said succinctly: "No matter what happens, everything will happen." Not surprising at all, I think you get my point."

Walter pressed his heart and almost lost his breath on the spot. He turned sideways and held on to the door, all the muscles in his body were tense.

Why is this person not serious, and still driving me a tauren car at this time?

"Do you want to talk about a fast car again?" Su Bai sighed regretfully: "But I'm sorry, I really don't drive. In fact, it's just like what you think. I met Youlan in the city of Rome. Dale dated for a day."

Walter suddenly calmed down on the verge of eruption. Su Bai didn't seem like someone who would make such jokes. Although it sounded a little ridiculous no matter how he heard it, after all, two S-rank Valkyries of Destiny actually had such a complicated relationship scandal. No one believed it, but he couldn't find any reason to refute Su Bai. The fact was right in front of him, and Ulandal was falling asleep on his back.

Walter pushed his glasses: "So you're on two boats? How about doing the splits here? No wonder you used to boast that you're good at splits in the air. Is it a unique skill developed through such a practice method?"

Su Bai looked away: "This can't be considered cheating, um, I'm not a wise cleaner, please find someone else for splitting..."

"You don't refute that you are in two boats?" Walter took a deep breath: "Where should I start to express my shock... Is it that Youlandelle started digging around, or did you say it openly without any shame?" I want it all for myself.”

"I didn't say that. The result of everything is nothing. Do you think I haven't played The Witcher [-]? Although I'm not completely innocent, the situation is definitely much more complicated than you imagined." Su Bai remembered an old song: "Love that can't be met..."

"It hasn't snowed here, and there is still an important person missing." Walter asked: "So, does Rita Rossweisse know about this?"

"I know." Su Bai replied in seconds

"Don't know, it's no wonder, I miss you...huh???!" Walter was shocked: "Then you can still stand here with healthy limbs?"

"Hey, hey, who do you think I am? I told you that I didn't take any action against this child. Why should I decide that I'm going to be hit with a hatchet?" Su Bai wanted to slap two middle fingers on Walter's face: " I've said it all, the situation is already very complicated, and my client didn't understand it, and you still want to ask why? Please let me in quickly."

Idealized love is of course respecting each other as guests, but most of the emotional entanglements are triangle relationships, which cause stomach pains.

Su Bai himself doesn't know what kind of magical operation the Iron Triangle and monogamy are.

Both Rita and Urandale avoid these problems intentionally or unintentionally. I don’t know if it’s because the timing is not right, or because they are reluctant to give up both love and friendship... emmm, the more I think about it, the more I have a sense of déjà vu, I really hope Mr. Jie, a demon hunter who can't jump high, can give some sincere advice.

"Well, I understand the general situation, but I still can't agree with you to go in." Walter pushed his glasses, and said flatly: "This is the anti-entropy base. How can you bring the Valkyrie in?"

"What's so inappropriate? What kind of decency do you talk about in a country that has been established for less than five hundred years?" Su Bai began to sell miserably: "Did you see this poor girl sleeping on the street at will? A Valkyrie who worked hard for the world , You have fallen to such a point, where is your conscience?"

"I can immediately book you one of the best five-star hotels nearby, and sleep as you like." Walter said with a blank expression, "The only thing is that she cannot be allowed to enter the anti-entropy military base. This is a rule, and it is also anti-entropy. the rule of."

"Lao Yang, you have to know how to be flexible. A man can bend and stretch, so be soft when you need to be soft." Su Bai comforted him painstakingly.

"I don't have the habit of leading wolves into my house." Walter no longer knows how to describe this kind of behavior, his face is a little distorted by Su Bai's manipulation, what does this have to do with carrying someone else's hydrogen bomb back and putting it at home as an ornament the difference?When she opened her eyes, she found that she was in the anti-entropy base camp. Believe it or not, she could poke a hole in the military base here.

"No, I'm here, how could she be so foolish." Su Bai said with complete confidence: "Look at how sweetly she sleeps."

"It was calm before every bomb exploded." The anti-entropy lord didn't think Urandale was a dud, and his expression was extremely serious: "Hurry up and send her back! Go back to Rome and have a good date. Sleeping on her bed at night, or simply lying in the bathtub all night, you shouldn’t bring her back! Anti-entropy beds are all single beds, there is no place for the two of you to sleep!”

"Old Yang, what are you talking about?" Su Bai said with a serious expression on his face, "She is only sixteen years old!"

"Then isn't your behavior of bringing back a sixteen-year-old girl more worthy of condemnation? I have never expected much from you as a lolicon." Walter pushed his glasses: "Anyway, get out of here, no Lost Youlandelle, don't come back to see me."

"Do you believe that she will wake up as soon as I let go now?" Su Bai raised his eyebrows: "You still embarrass me? I have sent the opponent's strongest combat power to you. What are you dissatisfied with? Whether you can't instigate rebellion depends on your ability...don't let me down, Lao Yang."

Su Baiyu said earnestly, and looked at Walter with an expression of "I can only help you here".

"Let you go..." Walter swallowed a mouthful of obscenities, Su Bai's operation was like a big move by the prince of Demacia, which framed five enemies and a Teemo teammate, and then flashed out of the pit to escape, but also I left a sentence, "Whether you can kill five is up to you, I can only help you here", isn't this a scam?Are you helping?You are making a coffin for me!

Lao Yang tapped his forehead and took a deep breath: "Whether I can instigate her, can I not count in my heart? Or are you willing to treat yourself as a prize? If you nod and agree, I have a way... When she wakes up, I will Just put a knife on your neck, put you in a groom's suit, and take out a pair of wedding rings, to show that you are hers if you join anti-entropy; if you refuse to obey, I will chop you up..."

"It's a good move with both kindness and power. As expected of you, the first person to instigate the Valkyries." Su Bai thought for a while: "But I think she will push you to the ground and beat you up before you do it, and then drag me back to the destiny Headquarters will consider holding a wedding."

"...It seems that you still understand very well in your heart." Walter pushed his glasses: "I have nothing to say, please go back."

"You wait for me!" Su Bai's expression became serious: "I brought her back not to cause trouble for you, but to bring her back."

"Is that why you want to blow up the anti-entropy base?"

"...Because Youlandal has Heiyuanbaihua." Su Bai said seriously: "The zero rated power of Heiyuanbaihua can heal all injuries. I asked Dr. Tesla, she and Dr. Einstein It is all because of being affected by the power of Heiyuan Baihua, breaking through the limit of human lifespan, and not aging, so I judge that the power of this God's Key can..."

"Wake up Cecilia." Walter turned his head suddenly, this reason shook Lao Yang's mind: "Are you really sure?"

"Ninety percent." Su Bai replied with an exact number: "Cecilia is the hero of the Second Honkai War, she is revered as the saint of Shaniyet, and Ulandal will definitely agree to rescue her , so I brought her here."

"You should have said it sooner."

"I just thought about it before, and it's impossible to stay in Rome." Su Bai considered various situations: "The headquarters of Destiny is on the floating island above the Mediterranean Sea, and the power activated by the God's Key will be noticed immediately, so it must The execution in the base of anti-entropy can cover up fluctuations, which is of course very risky, but it also has the meaning of must try.”

Su Bai shared the situations he analyzed one by one: "Cecilia is a former S-rank Valkyrie, how great her value is, I believe you understand very well, as long as she wakes up, she will never forgive Otto, nor will she Will continue to stay in Tianming, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, she will choose to ally with anti-entropy, and with her, anti-entropy's plan will be more likely to advance."

Walter listened to all these analyzes quietly. He was still thinking, and his eyes stopped on Yolandelle's cheek: "I can agree to try it once. It is indeed a necessary risk, but... we can't give her a choice. Otherwise, once she reports to Otto, the Bishop of Destiny will immediately know the fact that Cecilia is still alive, which is a threat to him."

Su Bai nodded: "I understand this... Even if I hug her thigh and make trouble, I will let her start the zeroth rated power, don't worry!" He gave a thumbs up and said confidently: "It's a big deal to sell some color."