The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"If you can fight the most, you must go up to pick up the treasure? If you have big breasts, you deserve to be touched? If you have money, you can let you go whoring for nothing?" Su Bai immediately retorted: "What you said is too unreasonable, ah Song Bao , you are actually using moral kidnapping on me, I am very disappointed in you!"

Jason, who was so eloquent for a while, was suddenly speechless to refute, what he said was too reasonable.

"No, I really don't have time, stop chatting, the extended time for commentary is almost used up!"

"Nonsense, the commentary time is obviously unlimited!" Su Bai turned his head, and he sighed: "I really can't help it. At this time, it still depends on me... I can only sacrifice my strongest moves."

"The strongest?"

"Well! Do you know what the strongest weapon is?" Su Bai took out a tape recorder at some point, then moved his dantian, took a deep breath, and then yelled angrily: "Achilles ——!”

A green-haired man with a hairstyle that resembled the head of the regiment turned his head. The strongest hero on the Greek side in the Trojan War raised his head. At this moment, he had already released his treasure, and he was driving a chariot hovering in the sky, looking for The timing of the attack.

This chariot is called 'Tragedy of Troy', and it is a chariot with three horses.They are the two immortal horses "Xanthus" and "Balius" given by Poseidon, the god of the sea, and the famous horse "Pedasus" which was snatched from the city when he attacked Eetion. ".

When Achilles releases the Noble Phantasm, the chariot will ravage the battlefield with its super speed. It can reach the speed of sound in an instant. At the highest speed, it is like a huge meat grinder sprinting. This has reached the concept of becoming an independent Noble Phantasm.

It can be said that it is impossible for Achilles on the chariot to be dragged down, because the speed is too fast. This is a man who is as fast as the wind, and is even several times happier than the sword hero... Want to stop him, Either use your face to pick up the treasure, or let him cancel it automatically.

Su Bai chose the latter, he yelled to attract Achilles' attention, and at the same time yelled: "You know this song!"

"Huh?" Achilles slowed down a little, and a melodious female voice came out from the air.

——hope no flower

The demigod hero's eyelids twitched, what's wrong with this song, he is a Greek, how could he have heard Japanese songs?

Su Bai looked at Achilles in mid-air, and Achilles also looked at him with a frown. The two looked at each other, and fell into a strange silence for a moment. Speaking, the battle suddenly came to a standstill, everyone present was just standing there, only a female voice was singing the wonderful lyrics faintly, drifting away with the sound of the wind...

Then the song ended.

"...That's it?" Achilles' eyelids twitched, what does this person mean?What does it mean to just play a song?How much does it mean that I have listened to it myself?

Su Bai showed an even more astonished and unbelievable expression, touched his chin, fell into deep thought, and murmured, "How is it possible? How could it be useless? I already played the song, and the woman who agreed to sing Where is the man dead? His hairstyle should not be able to escape the special attack of the death bgm... Should I play the song 'Khaki Gets Too Far'?"

But Su Bai's crazy operation actually stopped the battle for a short time.

Li Xiang immediately directed Matthew to come forward: "Quick, stop them now! Stop it! Don't fight anymore!"

Achilles had lost his patience. With a cold snort, he swung the reins of the chariot violently: "I'm not afraid if it's reinforcements, I won't stop! The undead battle in the wind and waves..."

"Oops, if this continues, they will collide with the chariot!" Charlotte exclaimed, "Be careful, master!"

Su Bai gasped, and had to drop the tape recorder he was adjusting in his hand, and the tape recorder fell on the grass.

He, an Asura, came to the back of another servant. Before the cute boy could realize what was going on, his body lightened suddenly, he lost his balance and was thrown into the air.

Because his body was in the air, the gentleman named Paris had no room to dodge at all. Achilles, seeing the timing, directly launched his chariot to charge, drifting through a zigzag bend in the air, and the roaring wind and raging waves were like a roaring wind god. .

Paris turned pale with fright, seeing the chariot rushing toward him, but in the next moment, there was another flower in front of his eyes, and he landed on the grass, watching the chariot whizzing by in the sky, smashing directly into the ground, leaving a hole several meters deep.

"I, I'm okay?" Paris touched his face and breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly felt that something was missing, touched the top of his head, and found that the goat doll on top of his head was gone: "Eh? Master Apollo ? Where are you, Master Apollo?"

After shouting several times in a row, a torn doll that was swept up by the strong wind and torn by the vacuum air floated down from the sky.

The doll in which the spirit body of Apollo, the sun god, fell to the ground, kicked its legs and twitched, and seemed to be still muttering inexplicable words like 'Aba Aba Aba'.

Paris ran over in a hurry and was about to pick up the doll, but someone picked up the goat doll first, and ruthlessly grabbed the goat doll's face.

"That, that... thank you for saving me, but can you give me that back." Paris said cautiously.

Su Bai glanced at Paris, but didn't answer, but held the goat doll and let out a sinister laugh: "Hehehehe..."

At this time, the doll also recovered from the dizziness, raised its eyes, and after confirming the figure in front of it, it screamed immediately, but after screaming for a while, it was choked by the throat of fate, and the voice was stuck It's stuck in the doll's throat and can't come out.

Su Bai squinted his eyes, revealing a playful sneer.

Apollo, the majestic sun god, actually began to tremble a little at this time.

Paris also rarely saw Apollo like this. Generally speaking, the only one who can make it tremble is the moon god Artemis, his own sister. Who is this beautiful person like Aphrodite?It can't be a god, it doesn't have the breath of divinity at all.

On the other side, Achilles had already come out of the pit. He was panting with a spear in his hand. He obviously only released the treasure once, but he was so tired that he seemed to be doing a thousand burpees in a row, sweating coldly. It was raining, no wounds could be seen on his body, but he was weak.

Jason said quietly: "A demigod hero, shouldn't he suffer from kidney overdraft?"

Fujimaru Tateka gave Jason a blank look, and she came to Achilles: "Are you Achilles?"

"I am, who are you?" Achilles raised his spear and put on a defensive posture.

"We are from Chaldeas, and I am the master of Chaldeas, Fujimaru Tachika, and this is my official servant, Matthew Kyrielight." Lixiang introduced himself: "You Since we are followers of pan-human history, it should be appropriate for us to stand on the same side.”

"...You are the master of Chaldea." Achilles' expression relaxed a little: "Indeed, we are on the same side."

"Why are you fighting?" Matthew asked strangely: "Mr. Achilles, is the other hero from the Lost Belt?"

"That's not true!" Paris turned around and retorted: "I'm also a follower of pan-human history, and my real name is Paris!"

"What? Paris?" Jason walked over, touched his chin, and said, "I said Achilles, you are not lucky...not only was your heel broken, but you also encountered such a natural enemy." .”

"Natural enemy?" Charlotte tilted her head: "What natural enemy? Is that little boy very powerful?"

"It's not a question of whether you're good or not." Su Bai squeezed the doll in his hand, and approached Achilles: "During the Trojan War, the person who killed Achilles, the famous hero, was precisely Paris. , and this Paris...is also the chief culprit that triggered the Trojan War."

Achilles was silent, and Paris also bowed his head.

"Don't expose your shortcomings when swearing, Su Bai." Jason covered his stomach and laughed: "But I want to say that if you don't say it, these two people are really enemies and don't get together. Maybe they become husband and wife, hahahaha."

"You are a hammer! Who are you!" Paris puffed his cheeks and stared: "Don't think that I was summoned as a shepherd boy and bully!"