The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Me too." Mandy Kaldor replied sadly, "There must be something wrong with my youth love story."

"Me too." Su Bai replied casually.

"Then I too..." Jason tried to swim in troubled waters.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"I'm already married, what do you expect to tell me about true love?" Su Bai shook his head, and said in the tone of someone who has experienced it: "Young people, marriage is the grave of love...don't treat love and marriage as the same thing thing."

"I have a deep understanding of this sentence." Jason covered his face with his hands: "It makes people think of the fear of being asked eight times a day..."

"What?" Su Bai paused, he said in shock, "Only eight times?"

"Your words are very problematic, eight times eight times!" Jason was even more shocked: "How strong is your kidney function?"

"It's not me, I'm not, I don't have one." Su Bai coughed lightly and explained: "I know an acquaintance who is pinned down on the bed by his wives every day and can't even get up. Locked in the room of spirit and time, it's not enough. It won't come out eighty times."

"Hiss...is he still alive?" Jason swallowed a mouthful of foam: "Although I enjoyed it a few times before, it was mental torture afterward. In the end, my eyes turned white and I felt no pleasure at all. Reduced to a ruthless X-shooting machine..."

"Hey hey hey! What are you talking about in front of nuns and girls!" Charlotte blushed, she covered her hat and waved a knife: "Shut up!"

"We are talking about family issues between mature men. If you don't want to hear it, you can plug your ears." Jason put his hands on his chest and mocked: "Only people who are not mature in heart deliberately avoid such topics. The Greeks never You don't bother to hide it, even the gods are messing around all day long...Admit it, you guys have been eavesdropping all the time, you haven't stopped, you must be very interested in this kind of topic in your heart."

"I didn't..." Charlotte immediately denied, "I'm a nun!"

"I'm free." Mochizuki Chiyo jumped down from the wall: "As a female ninja of Koga, as a widow, such topics are not too taboo, and according to what Mr. Su said, I thought of a very vicious way of assassination, Deliberately sending beautiful female ninjas to certain general daimyos, and having frequent intercourse many times a day, eventually led to their early death, after all, the average life expectancy in the Warring States Period was very low."

"There is still such an operation?" Su Bai was startled: "Is it really squeezed to death?"

"Death under the peony flower is also romantic." Qiandai's smile is very coquettish and dangerous: "So, don't underestimate women... These words have never been exclusive topics for men."

"Look, what is maturity? This is called a reliable mature woman." Jason raised his hand and called them one by one: "You guys are too young, and you still need to study hard. The road of life is still long."

The few girls were speechless at the words. They quietly looked at the calm female ninja, thinking of her attributes of the Warring States Period, female ninja, widow, witch, girl, etc., and suddenly realized that , So this unobtrusive Chiyo girl is the most mature woman?

At this time, the honest man Mandy Kaldor muttered: "He is obviously a playboy, why pretend to be a serious person? Married and still having an affair, what's the matter?"

"You scold again?" The voices of Su Bai and Jason almost overlapped.

The passages of the labyrinth are filled with the sound of overjoyed conversations.

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After exploring the labyrinth that was neither serious nor long, everyone arrived in front of Hephaestus's casting unit.

"It's so fast...it broke through so quickly." Charlotte felt deeply relieved.

"After all, I'm very experienced. I can almost memorize the map of the maze." Fujimaru Tateka said with a sigh, she patted her cheeks and clenched her fists for air: "Okay, the casting unit is ahead, you can start The next step is to make the bow and arrow, right?"

Hephaestus is already a fully mechanized god, because more than half of the brain of the computing center has been cut off and taken to Olympus, and what is left here is just an ordinary casting unit. After simple operations, it directly gives There is a prompt - please place the materials that need to be processed.

Achilles took off his armor and put it on the counter. This set of armor was made by his mother at the request of Hephaestus. It is a genuine armor made by gods.

Hephaestus glows red—it meets the requirements, and the estimated processing time is two hours.

"I have to wait for two hours." Jason patted his back: "Although I'm not very tired, but when I heard that I have to wait, I suddenly became lazy."

"Senior, do you want to take a break?" Charlotte said suddenly, "I can give you a massage."

"Thank you, but I had a good rest last night, and I'm not very tired." Li Xiang smiled: "I'll just find a place to sit for a while, and everyone should rest for a while, there is still a period of time to wait."

"Well said." Jason gave a thumbs up and praised: "Then I'll sleep for a while, unfortunately there is no fragrant knee pillow."

"Don't look at me, I won't give you a knee pillow." Charlotte showed a vigilant look.

"I don't plan to use my knees like you, a landmine girl like you, and it will explode when I step on it." Jason sat down cross-legged: "By the way, Mochizuki Chiyo... Come here, I have something to say to you."

"For the knee pillow, I suggest you use this stone instead."

"Is your thigh as hard as a rock? You really are a woman with a heart like a stone." Jason scratched his hair: "Don't worry, it's not about the knee pillow, but I have something to tell you. Had a conversation..."

He purposely lowered his voice, and whispered something to Chiyo, and he could tell by the golden retriever's expression that he was planning something.

This is Mash returned with the container, with a happy look on his face: "I have already obtained the Teos Legacy provided by Hephaestus, there are so many nanomachines, enough to repair the parrot Luo, the preparatory work for getting here is basically completed."

Li Xiang touched Matthew's hair: "Thank you for your hard work."

Little Eggplant lowered his head: "Hey hey..."

Su Bai glanced at the remaining amount of Hephaestus' inheritance, and there was a huge zero written on it impressively. There was really not a single drop left, and everything was drained.

He also sat down cross-legged. It is rare to have such a relatively leisure time. He also took out the Ksitigarbha Yuhun and did some basic maintenance for this commonly used knife. Simple repetitive work, the God's Key will not age and decay, even if hundreds of years have passed, the knife is still as sharp as when it was just cast.

At this time, Lixiang sat over: "Teacher..."

"Huh?" Su Bai wiped the blade: "Is there anything you want to talk to me about? The troubles in life, or the policy of love?"

"How can there be..." Li Xiang hugged his knees: "There is no time to fall in love and think about the future now, the earth has turned into white paper."

"It is precisely because there are few living people on the earth that reproduction is very important." Su Bai gave a thumbs up: "Life is short, fall in love girl."

"Teacher, don't make such a joke, there is no reliable man in Chaldea." Lixiang's words pierced the hearts of some people in Chaldea's car.

"Ahaha, yes, after all, there are not many reliable adult men around, and even if there are, most of them are heroic spirits." Su Bai laughed out loud: "So, what's the matter?"

"About this." Lixiang took out the camera that he always carried with him: "It is an ordinary camera that my teacher gave me. I tried to take pictures, but the pictures it took were very abnormal. The focal length was wrong, and it would also bring Ghosting and distortion."