The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Caddock, now the tsundere attribute is something that has been thrown into the trash can of the times, and this attribute has been gradually replaced by the title of a master." Su Baiyu patted the black-robed youth earnestly. Shoulder: "You have to be honest and honest, you have to boldly admit that you are a pervert who likes to wear underwear on the head."

"Shut up!" Kadock scolded, "Su Bai, you have the guts to teach me a lesson here. If you hadn't made trouble in the first strange news belt, I would have won already." !"

"You won for a while, have you won for a lifetime?" Su Bai spread his hands, "I'm sorry, but the strength of this Lost Belt can beat the strength of the Russian Lost Belt from every angle, even if Lei Di and you If you sign the contract, I'm afraid that you will also be dunked by the God of Machines."

Kadock paused, he did not express any rebuttal, but suddenly calmed down: "That's right, no matter how much you struggle, you can't change the facts. The strength of this lore belt is indeed beyond the limit. From all angles, It's enough to make you feel hopeless..."

He raised his hand and pressed the start button of the smart computer in the center of the stronghold: "First of all, let me take a look at the information left by the previous followers... including Nikola Tesla, Edison, and Helena, All the heroic spirits who arrived in the Lost Belt have been destroyed... and some of the heroic spirits who were summoned here also retreated because they thought the odds of winning were too low. That is to say, you can no longer get help from the heroic spirits gone."

The voice fell, and a series of afterimages were projected on the smart computer.

This is the broken image left in the battle, recording the last posture of the heroic spirits fighting.

Su Bai looked at the fighting postures of the heroic spirits, and couldn't help being awed, and then... qua bang, bang, bang...

He took out the popcorn and Kuoluo, and just after taking two bites, the screen went off.

"Eh? Why is it gone? Shouldn't it be time for treasures next? How can this kind of chaos scene comparable to a Hollywood superhero blockbuster not be released? Are you the first version or the gun version?" Su Bai asked repeatedly : "I want to watch the orgasm."

"Is what you're talking about human?" Cadock couldn't stop his headache and said, "You're still out of tune as always. When you're so serious, can you take a look at the atmosphere?"

Su Bai paused for two seconds, he took out the radio he was carrying, and pressed the button, and then bursts of bgm came from the radio, which was exactly the time when the brainwashing saxophone sounded from the card game Hearthstone's Divine Comedy. , the air was suddenly filled with an inexplicable festive and burning atmosphere.

"Who told you to sing!" Cadoc growled, "Quiet me!"

"Didn't you say you want to make the atmosphere better?" Su Bai muttered, and cut off the bgm: "I don't think this is appropriate, then I can play the black man's coffin-carrying song."

"No music! No talking! No eating!" Kadock slammed down the play button with his fist.

Su Bai regretfully put down the popcorn, put away the tape recorder, and picked up the Coke cup.

Musashi also followed suit, asked for a cup from Su Bai, and passed a cup to Lixiang by the way.

Matthew said he would not drink carbonated drinks, so the three masters and apprentices each had a glass of Coke and watched the introduction as if watching a documentary.

The voices of the Heroic Spirits came from the smart terminal.

——Let’s talk about the gods first. We now have a rough guess that the gods of Olympus are indeed gods that existed in the age of mythology, and their strange postures are most likely not derived from For a certain kind of evolution, our general speculation is... They are most likely to be the existence that flew from the other side of the universe.

"!" Matthew was shocked: "Isn't it a native god of the earth?"

Li Xiang tilted his head: "Aliens? Descendants? Existences similar to Hokusai?"

Xinmen Musashi didn't quite understand: "Did it come from the chaos outside the sky? Wow, it's an alien after a long time. Is Su Bai the same kind as them?"

"You girl, don't label me this kind of alien without authorization, can you? I am a standard Chinese from genetics to psychology to spiritual core! You Japanese chick, don't talk nonsense!" Su Bai almost spit out Coke, But he touched his chin: "But I seem to have seen this kind of mechanical alien setting somewhere, let me think about it carefully, this strong sense of sight..."

The reincarnator thought carefully and analyzed carefully and came to a conclusion. Suddenly he let out an ah, and suddenly realized: "I understand! The Cybertronians must be from Cybertron. I have such a strong sense of déjà vu from this group of machine gods. There must be a hidden fire source! I'm going to summon the spiritual human Optimus Prime."

Cadoc waved his hand to let the smart terminal continue playing.

——They are descendants of civilizations from alien planets, there is no doubt about it, riding the huge Kronos Crown, passing through the ocean of stars, they are the descendants of Chaos, the twelve gods of Olympus, we think This is not their evolved posture, but has maintained this original posture for a full ten thousand years.

——After they arrived on the earth, there were four wars in total, three of which also occurred in the pan-human history.

——For the first time, Zeus raised the banner of rebellion, crusaded his father Cloros, crowned the king of gods, and became the Almighty God.

"Gulu Guru Guru..." Musashi blew air bubbles and tilted his head: "One day my life will come to an end?"

"The second idiot called him an expert after hearing about it." Su Bai said, "As expected of Zeus...the oldest filial son in the age of gods...and then?"

——The Second World War was the battle between the gods led by Zeus and the white destruction. The reason for this war was somewhat unknown, and it happened [-] years ago. From here, it is also the biggest divergence point between the lorebelt and the history of pan-humanity ...But it's a pity that all the facts of what happened here are unclear, and there are only very vague speculations. It is speculated that the enemy may also be an enemy from an alien planet, and it is an enemy that came to destroy...

"Okay, it's a real hammer!" Su Bai's brainwaves suddenly matched: "The first wave came from the Autobots, and the second wave came from the Decepticons! I think this argument is perfect. Putting it this way, maybe Was it Bumblebee who backstabbed Optimus Prime and took away the leadership certificate?"

——The third war was the battle between the main god and the giants. This battle still exists in the pan-human history. It happened [-] years ago. Great heroes like Hercules participated in this war, but This is the problem. In the Lost Belt, the main gods destroyed the giants without any effort. It was a one-sided massacre that ended quickly. In the history of pan-humanity, they combined the power of the demigod heroes to succeed. .

——If you want to say why, it is because...

"Are they still maintaining the fighting power at their peak?" Fujimaru Tateka listened quietly, and calmly analyzed: "They haven't lost the bodies of machine gods? Because the gods in pan-human history are not machines, but flesh and blood." That's why they can reproduce with ordinary humans, and so many demigods are born."

"That's right, if it's a mechanical body, it doesn't make any sense why Zeus left so many offspring." Matthew also said.

"Lao Ai is among people, Teddy is among dogs." Su Bai bit the straw, "If it's a machine, it's nonsense at all... Time lost their opportunities for some reason, and only gods remained, degraded instead."

——The fourth war was a civil war. The gods were divided into two factions to fight each other. Originally, there were six gods in the Zeus faction, but in the end Poseidon chose to switch to another camp. The result of the destruction, but also rewritten the core, became the guardian of the void cave, almost wiped out the personal will.

——The two factions of the gods fought a battle, leading the believers and the subordinate gods to start the battle. In the end, the wreckage of the god of Mechanism fell on the sea of ​​Atlantis, forming islands one after another.

"Is Poseidon so miserable?" Matthew said.

"The end of Er Wuzi is like this. I think there must be a reason for his betrayal." Su Bai threw the cup in his hand and threw it into the trash can.

——Today’s gods have won four battles and used the interstellar city mountains as their residence and capital to rule Olympus... Almighty God Zeus, Earth Goddess Demeter, Goddess of Beauty Aphrodite, and Queen of Heaven The demigod Europa fused with Hera, and the twin god Dioscuri.

Cadoc glanced at Castor, who was still in a coma, and he couldn't stop his headache from saying, "I really don't know why you tied him back."

"It's just convenient, there is no reason, isn't that good?" Su Bai whistled: "Separating the twin gods has reduced the combat effectiveness of the other side... It's just a bit strange, they are undoubtedly followers, The servants are all dead bodies, there is no doubt about it, so I am curious why the twins became the gods of Olympus, they are not machines."

At this time, two voices overwhelmed the voice of the smart terminal.

"This is because Dioscuri is not the real double god of Olympus."

"They were originally ancient gods, but they accepted the inheritance of Zeus and obtained the god position in Olympus."

A pair of siblings walked in the passage. They had chestnut hair and wore Olympus costumes. They looked cute and delicate.

Presumably they are the real masters here, the builders of this stronghold, and the helpers of the former followers: "The reason why they can become followers is because they were indeed killed once, and the person who killed them was... "