The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"There is a workshop ahead, right? The location of the workshop that needs to be reached to complete the large summoner." Ma Xiuzhen said, and suddenly a red alarm flashed in front of his eyes: "Wait, there is a response from a follower in front, the size of this spirit base is... God level!"

Everyone immediately became vigilant, and Katniss held the spear and sniffed the smell in the air: "This smell is...huh!" She jumped out from the passage and shouted: "Dioscuri! Get out of here, old man!" , I can already smell the smell of your unweaned milk!"

"It is indeed the reaction of the spirit foundation of the twin gods, seniors, please be careful!" Matthew looked around, but did not find the location of the twin gods, holding a large shield with a nervous look on his face: "The reaction of the spirit foundation is nearby, everyone, don't spread out. ..."

At this time, Li Xiang tilted his head: "You said to be careful, but I don't think...it seems unnecessary."

"?" Musashi followed Lixiang's line of sight, and saw a certain twin god was chained and tied to a pillar, gnashing his teeth and whimpering non-stop.

"...The combat situation is over, contact the spirit base exoskeleton arm." Matthew sighed: "Is it intentionally scary? Mr. Su is really... naughty."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Katniss laughed wildly, "What kind of performance art is this!"

"It's so pitiful, can't you let it go?" Musashi showed a sympathetic expression: "It's a pity that such a strong enemy should be tied up and used as a living target."

"Fufu—" Fufu twisted her buttocks at the twin gods.

"Yeah, it's so pitiful, why don't I give him a happy one." Katniss stroked his chin and took a few steps with great interest, thinking about where to start.

At this time, the golden sword light flashed in the darkness, and the sword energy emitted by the magic power collided with the Sea God's spear in the air, bursting out sparks.

Katniss gasped, "Sure enough, the other one is there too."

"You dare to touch my brother's finger, Katniss!" Pollux opened his mouth angrily, "I'll chop off your head! You're so damn sausage!"

"..." Katniss was silent for two seconds, his magic power erupted, his eyes turned red, and his tone rose eighty degrees: "Ah?!"

"I learned swearing so quickly." Musashi and Lixiang exchanged glances: "It took me more than half a year to get used to it."

"I don't speak foul language." Li Xiang pretended to be a good baby: "I don't understand, I don't understand at all~"

"This is what a child can teach..." Su Bai walked out from behind, and said without shame: "If you don't learn some swearing, how can you be a master? If it weren't for the exaggerated chest muscles of Katniss, I would even respect her as Gu Tsunejono, Yoshikawa Tomiro, Yoshikawa Haruyoko, Jono Taicho..."

"???" A series of question marks rose above Katniss's head. Although she couldn't understand it, she could guess that it was not a good word.

"Teacher..." Li Xiang, who just said she didn't understand, blushed quietly.

"Eh? Do you understand?" Su Bai pointed at himself: "Did I say it before?"

"Did you forget that you used to speak Cantonese all the time in the sixth singularity? It was exciting when you scolded the Knights of the Round Table in Cantonese. We all listened to the entire singularity. We have heard these slang words a long time ago. Already!" Li Xiang sighed: "Ramesses II couldn't understand, and thought you were praising him, but you didn't know that the man on the mountain could understand, and then..."

"Enough is enough." Su Bai stopped immediately. He wiped the cold sweat from his brow. In the past, he was so brave enough to use Cantonese slang to talk about the title?That's over, it seems that the Lion King must be ridiculed... It's really hard for me to live to the Temple of Time.

At this moment, Matthew asked curiously: "Mr. Su, is that the person on your shoulder?"

Su Bai was stunned for a moment, and looked at Kadock whose blood bar on the top of his head was about to drop to zero: "Guda! Take out the dress and give him the last battle to continue!"

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"The treatment and the continuation of the battle have already started. If it doesn't work, I'll stick a scotch tape on him later, or use PS to repair him." Su Bai put Kadoc on the floor: "Don't worry, he won't die."

"Send Mr. Cadoc back to the Nautilus later." Matthew whispered.

"How did he get hurt like this? It seems he was stabbed in the back." Lixiang thought of a certain priest when he mentioned this incident: "Could it be?"

"The apostle of the Alien Star God, alter ego, is an old back stabbing dog, and he is very skilled." Su Bai explained in concise words: "He seems to have discovered something, which may be related to the true face of the Alien Star God. After being stabbed by the onmyoji who was poisoned by the strange yin and yang, I was going to say something, and then I saw that he was dying, so I hurriedly talked to him a few words, trying to stabilize his mentality, but then he couldn't hold back, blood spattered three feet , rushed to the street."

"...that is, fainted by your anger?" Katniss said abruptly.

"Nonsense! Does fainting from anger make sense?" Su Bai stared, "You are questioning my healing skills!"

"What kind of good things can someone who teaches people to swear?" Katnis squinted: "Forget it, I won't argue with you, I don't really care about the life of this hidden person, after all, he is already a prodigal dog who has lost the Lost Belt. , but you should explain the meaning of who is tied up above?"

When mentioning this matter, Su Bai raised the corners of his lips: "Well... this is a thorn in the ass. I thought that this brat would be easy to beat, but I couldn't think of a suitable way of education, so I adopted this method. He hangs up and asks him to reflect on his own mistakes, there is a saying that I should reflect on myself three times a day..."

"Teacher, tell the truth, no one will laugh at you." Musashi interrupted his next tirade.

"Cough!" Su Bai cleared his throat: "I just didn't think about how to deal with it, so I found a suitable place to hang it up, just like hanging a sunny doll on weekdays, or posting a door god on New Year's Day, how auspicious, others Hang dolls, let's hang a real god."

Castor bit the chain, struggling angrily, waving his short legs as if he wanted to kick Su Bai to death.

"Then why don't you hang a pair?" Katniss stared at Pollux with a provocative look: "Hang up a pair, and the golden boy and the jade girl can make a pair."

Pollux quietly held the weapon. If it was before, she would definitely not be able to resist swinging the sword. However, after more than a day, she was treated by Su Bai's various tricks one after another. This kind of stimulating therapy On the contrary, it made her calm down. Faced with Kainis' taunt, she didn't intend to swing the sword immediately, and her mentality became more stable, and she gradually got rid of the influence of the madness of the spirit base.

Even being ridiculed like this, her eyes looked contemptuous - that's it?

Then he looked away lightly, and assumed a calm attitude that was too lazy to care.

"It's definitely not enough to hang them all up. This child needs some ideological education. This is what I discussed with Wadim."

"Wadim? Hmph, this bastard ignored me, but instead..." Kennis gritted his teeth, showing a resentful expression.

"Are you jealous?" Pollux chuckled, "That expression is really funny, Katniss."

"Ah?" Kennis held the Sea God's spear, "If you talk nonsense, I'll stab you to death right now."

"If you keep arguing like this, it will be a beach scene again." Su Bai interrupted the conversation, and he said earnestly to Kayneth: "As servants of the same person, it's not impossible for me to have the idea of ​​Gongdou I understand, because I have seen and experienced a lot about the Shura Field, if you really want to start a love and brain war against that handsome blonde guy, then you have to grasp the main points..."

"What a mess!" Katniss held Su Bai's collar with his backhand, and said in a bad tone, "I'm cooperating with you because I really hate creatures like gods, and it's also to take revenge on Wadim. Enemy, whether it is Chaldea, the gods, the hidden ones, or the alien star gods, they are all my enemies, and sooner or later they will all be killed by you, and the ashes will be thrown away!"

"...I have no objection." Su Bai said calmly, "But you can't kill them yet."

"Why?"

"Because you have to be behind me." Su Bai said flatly, "Pollux has to survive three strikes from me before he is qualified to confront you."

"Three swords?" Xinmen Musashi asked in surprise: "It's true, it's not true that someone thinks he can catch his three swords, right?"