God of Martial Arts Kidnapper

"Calling you are trash, you are so dirty... You are a bunch of scum, scum that is not as good as pigs and dogs!!〃

After saying these words, the governor of Kaifeng was kicked to the ground unfortunately.

A few old fellows were lying on the ground wailing with grievances. Although they feel that the emperor today is very different from the past, they dare not refute at all. Who let the queen be kidnapped? At this time, the emperor is so angry that it is understandable. The original thing.

After torturing several treacherous officials, "Zhao Ji" seemed to find it meaningless, and sat back on the dragon chair.

"I tell you clearly that the queen's life is optional, but this kidnapper's life is decided by me!!"

As soon as these words came out, Cai Jing and the others trembled, and the voice of "Zhao Ji" seemed to lose a bit of majesty and a bit more gloomy at this moment: "I will personally lead the troops, catch this kidnapper, and smash him to pieces in public." Tens of thousands of corpses, to vent the hatred in my heart!!"

After a pause, he seemed to think of something suddenly, and continued: "The kidnapper's martial arts are superb, and the army may not be effective. Send people to Shaolin Temple. Aren't those monks known as the largest martial arts sect? Send out all the masters!"

"I suppose they would be delighted?"

For some reason, Cai Jing and the others felt a little familiar when they heard this sentence.

Oh yes.

When we usually dig holes for the enemy, it seems to be like this

a tone...

Chapter 133 Master Li Incomes into the Harem! [-]

Yes, Zhao Ji, who is sitting on the dragon chair at this moment, is no longer the subjugated king of the Northern Song Dynasty, but the god-level kidnapper they are discussing and want to lead their troops to exterminate—Ling Xiao!

Ling Xiao's disguise technique was superb, and when he saw eunuchs and ministers kicking, these people panicked and frightened,

I didn't dare to look him in the eye at all, but no one noticed,

The emperor of Tammon has changed.

"Duan Yu went to the Shaolin Temple, what kind of alliance is going to be formed to deal with Lao Tzu, since this is the case, Lao Tzu will give you a chance

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Seeing Cai Jing, Tong Guan, and the Kaifeng governor go away with the decree, an indescribable smile appeared on the corner of Ling Xiao's mouth.

What surprised him was that Gao Qiu didn't leave.

Carefully observing Ling Xiao's expression, he hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward and asked in a low voice: "Officials, now that something like this has happened, you ordered Wei Chen to take you to Zuixinglou to participate in the Beijing No. Is the grand ceremony of a courtesan Li Shishi's coming out of the pavilion..."Guangzhou"

I rub!

As the emperor, Zhao Ji planned to participate in a prostitute's coming out of the court?He wants to come out on top and get the first blood?

It's a pity, this guy was thrown into the kidnapping space by Lao Tzu, look

Come here to make up the romantic affair that has been passed down through the ages, there is nothing wrong with him...

Ling Xiao smiled secretly, pretending to hesitate for a moment, but still said with expectant eyes: "I am the emperor, I keep my promises, since I have made a deal, how can I go back on my word?"

As soon as this remark came out, Gao Qiu immediately smiled knowingly: "I understand!"

At nightfall, Ling Xiao changed his clothes, and under the leadership of Gao Qiu, he went to the famous brothel street in Beijing in a micro-clothes.

Zuixinglou is the brothel where Li Shishi is currently located.

As soon as you enter the hall, you can immediately feel a wave of heat. Everyone inside is full of red faces, and the look of anticipation on their faces cannot be concealed at all. Among them, there are so many talented scholars in the Song Dynasty. .

Li Shishi is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is also outstanding in talent. He has long been famous in the capital, but it is not comparable to those vulgar fans of ordinary brothels. For these talents, if they can get her favor, it is obvious. A beautiful thing.

But who is Ling Xiao?As a well-known kidnapper in Tianlong World, he doesn't know how to make love, since he is here, Li Shishi is his.

What?unwilling?

Just tie it!

Of course, now that he is the emperor "Zhao Ji", with Gao Qiu, one of the biggest treacherous ministers by his side, the method of kidnapping is about to change.

So he didn't follow the rules at all, went to the private room that Gao Li had arranged, and then waited for Li Shishi to appear on the stage, and then recited poems against each other, with the intention of winning the first place, but directly said to Gao Li : "Go and call in a team of imperial guards. If anyone dares to make trouble, just throw them into the sky prison!"

Are you kidding me, the emperor's wife, you still need to compete with others? ? "what?:

Gao Qiu was stunned for a moment, before he understood what the emperor meant, he saw that Ling Xiao had already taken the lead, walking towards the backyard unceremoniously, pulled a procuress of a brothel, and asked, "Where is Miss Li's fixed house?" ?:

Li Shishi hasn't formally received the guests yet, so she is naturally a nobleman who has not yet left the cabinet. Her room can also be called a boudoir.

The old bustard's expression changed at that moment: "Master, tonight..."-"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Ling Xiao winked, and Gao Qiu immediately walked up, took out a token from his arms, and sternly shouted at the old bustard: "Didn't you hear what this old man said? Don't dare to talk nonsense, be careful of you!" If the brothel can’t continue, you’ll still be punished by that prison!” When the old bustard saw the token in his hand, he peed in fright, and pointed in the direction with a pale face.

Ling Xiao glanced at Gao Qi with satisfaction, which meant "you understand", and strode towards the backyard with great strides.

What's going on today...

Gao Qiu was already a little confused. In his impression, the emperor should turn into a romantic talent, talk about literature and art with Li Shishi, and then have an in-depth exchange if you like me... Why is it so straight-forward? What? ? ?

Your Majesty, this is not your style! !

He really wanted to say this to Ling Xiao, but he didn't dare to say it. In desperation, he had to take a look at the entourage behind him.

When the emperor traveled in micro-clothes, he was naturally followed by his guards secretly. Therefore, it didn't take long for the entire Zuixing Tower to be surrounded, and everyone was forcibly expelled.

...ask for flowers...-

At this time, Ling Xiao also met Li Shishi, the legendary number one prostitute in the world.