The Strongest Big Brother

Speaking of which, Hou Hou was born in a demon sect, and his relatives were wiped out by the members of the demon sect early in the fate of cutting the dust, and he needed to be ruthless and ruthless in order to raise his successor by the Queen of Yin.There are intrigues in the magic gate, people's hearts are extremely evil, if you don't notice it, you will fall into a catastrophe, and the lessons learned from the past are right in front of you. Yu daughter, but there is absolutely no warmth in words.

On the contrary, in order to train her to be more ruthless and cruel, the Queen of Yin has repeatedly favored her opponent Bai Qing'er, making her helpless, struggle hard, and bear the many tests and responsibilities of the successor alone.

And Shi Qingxuan's background is even more sad, her birth was a mistake.

The crystallization of love between the evil king of Momen and the descendant of Cihang Jingzhai is so bitter and unfortunate.

Although it was not what a little girl wanted, the world imposed everything on her.The people of the world put all the resentment and hatred towards her father Xie Wang, their sighs and incomprehension towards her mother, and so on.They are all transformed into her, and they regard her as the source of all evils.Ever since she was born, the underworld and the white ways in the world have no place for her anymore.

The death of the mother and the madness of the father made this poor little child hide in a place that the world cannot find, and live a hidden life. Those ordinary days in her life were repeated again and again. , endlessly.To her, the care and warmth that ordinary children have is such a luxury and so hopeless.

Shen Ao looked at Shi Qingxuan quietly, and suddenly couldn't help feeling a surge of thoughts, feeling great pity in his heart.He remembered that when he saw Wan Wan, he had the same intense feeling.Although he had calmed down with Shi Qingxuan for a long time just now and calmed down the excitement in his heart, when he saw her beautiful face, Shen Ao couldn't help but feel his heart churn like an ocean.

"Why didn't you talk again?" Shi Qingxuan saw that Shen Ao didn't speak again, just stared at herself blankly, with a slight blush on her jade cheeks, and asked softly.

"No, I was wondering where you got that fake nose from. I'd buy one too if I could. You know, handsome or beautiful people like us are always disturbed, This also deeply troubles me." After speaking, Shen Ao pretended to be narcissistic and said with a headache.

He joked like this, not only was not annoying, but he couldn't help but feel close.

Shi Qingxuan couldn't help laughing as she watched Shen Ao playing tricks, her beautiful eyes curved into a crescent moon.

"You should laugh more." Shen Ao said suddenly.

"But there is no reason, how can you laugh?" Although Shi Qingxuan had a smile on his face, there was a hint of loneliness in his eyes.

Shen Ao thought about it seriously, and then said, "So, do you want to hear a joke? I have a lot of jokes that I can tell you. I promise to make you laugh happily. If you do that, you will be in a much happier mood."

"What kind of joke can make people happy all at once?" Shi Qingxuan smiled slightly, causing Shen Ao to ignore the fake nose joint on her nose, almost lost her whole body.Shi Qingxuan couldn't help being a little bit annoyed when she saw Shen Ao's fascination, but she also seemed to be a little bit happy, and continued, "Then it's okay to listen to it for the time being."

Shen Ao pondered for a while, if it was Houhou or Shen Luoyan standing in front of him, Shen Ao could definitely say a few dirty jokes to amuse him.But for Shi Qingxuan, this is absolutely not allowed.Otherwise, this Fairy from the Bamboo Forest might not pay attention to her in the future.

After thinking for a while, Shen Ao said, "There were two women chatting, and one of them asked: "Is your son okay? "" Don't mention it, what a pity! "The woman sighed: "He is really pitiful. He married a wife who is so lazy that she doesn't cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes, or take care of children. She just sleeps all day, and my son has to bring breakfast to her bed. Woolen cloth! "What about the daughter?" " "Then she will be lucky." The woman said with a smile on her face, "He married a good husband, and he was not allowed to do housework. The husband took care of everything, cooking, washing, sweeping the floor, and taking care of the children. He also brought breakfast to bed for her every morning." Woolen cloth! "

After listening to Shen Ao's joke, Shi Qingxuan showed a slightly disappointed expression.It seems that Shen Ao's first joke failed.

However, would Shen Ao be the kind of person who gives up easily?Immediately, Shen Ao stretched out his hand, and then said, "Then I will tell you another one."

"A young man asked the Zen master why he couldn't let go of the troubles of love. The Zen master gave him a teacup to hold, and then poured hot water into the cup. The young man felt hot, and the cup fell to the ground as soon as he let go. The Zen master said Said: It's not that you can't let go, it's just that the pain didn't enter your heart."

When Shen Ao said this, he stopped.

"Huh?" Shi Qingxuan asked strangely, "Why didn't you say anything?"

Shen Ao held back his smile, and continued to say, "The young man was sincerely convinced, and asked again: If I feel pain in my heart, will I still not be able to let it go? The Zen master had no choice but to hand him a cup, tied it tightly to his hand with a rope, and then poured out hot water. water……"

Chapter 1283 Could it be that Mr. recognized me a long time ago?

Shi Qingxuan heard that, although his expression changed, he didn't laugh out loud.

Shen Ao had no choice but to imitate the young man's voice, and said vividly, "Ah...! Chan Master, stop... stop, I let go! I really let go!"

"Puchi." Shi Qingxuan finally couldn't help laughing, and laughed lightly, but her big jewel-like eyes blinked like moonlight, and the corners of her mouth curved upwards slightly.

All right!Seeing that Shi Qingxuan was only smiling now, Shen Ao managed to catch Shi Qingxuan's smile.I have to say that the comprehension ability of the ancients is still a bit behind my own.In addition, Shi Qingxuan lived in the deep mountains all year round, isolated from the outside world, telling jokes with this fairy Shi had to bring some imagery.

"Is there any more?" Shi Qingxuan stared at Shen Ao with charming eyes, and asked leisurely.

"Let's say one more thing." Shen Ao spoke vigorously, and said, "It must be funny this time, otherwise it's not my skill. There was a couple who gave birth to a son who was a curse genius. My grandmother was cursed immediately and died. The next day I called my grandfather, and his grandfather also died."

"On the third day, the child called his father." Shen Ao said seriously, "When the husband heard that, he knew that he would not be spared. So he confessed everything, wrote the will, put on the shroud and waited for death."

"The result?" Shi Qingxuan knew that the story must be different from what was said now, and she didn't want to talk to her at first, but she still couldn't help her curiosity and asked.

"In the end, he didn't die." Shen Ao looked like an old god.

"Huh?" Shi Qingxuan turned slightly to look at Shen Ao, expecting his answer.

"He's not dead." Shen Ao looked at the small jade-like face, with a slight smile in his jewel-like eyes, and there was still anticipation.There was a feeling of emotion in my heart, if such a woman could always be by my side, even if I told her jokes every day to relieve boredom, so what?

Shen Ao saw that Shi Qingxuan's eyes showed an inquisitive look again, quickly collected his mood, and said, "Just when he thought he was going to die, suddenly the woman next door ran over and cried loudly, saying that her husband died suddenly for no reason."

"Immortal!" Shi Qingxuan snorted softly with her small nose, but then she turned her face away and started to laugh lightly, her shoulders trembled, and she turned around after a while.

"Do you want to say one more thing?" Shen Ao saw that Shi Qingxuan was smiling, and tried to seduce him even more, "I can't finish my jokes for three days and three nights. As long as you are willing to listen, I guarantee that you will hurt your stomach from laughing!"

"How do you know there are so many jokes? Well, then tell me another one." Although Shi Qingxuan didn't believe it, she couldn't resist her curiosity.

Although it is true that there are many jokes in Shen Ao's mind, they are definitely not as exaggerated as three days and three nights.Moreover, if you keep talking like this, you will feel tired of it personally. (especially readers)

So, Shen Ao pondered for a while, and told a joke that he thought was the funniest.

"It is said that once upon a time there was an eminent monk who met a passer-by and asked him, "A fishing rod or a basket of fish, which one do you choose?" The man said, "I want a basket of fish." The eminent monk shook his head and said with a smile: "The donor is superficial. It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. Do you understand this truth?"The fish will be gone after you eat them, and you can catch a lot of fish with the fishing rod, and you can use it for a lifetime! "Guess what passers-by said at this time?"

Seeing Shen Ao's terrified look, Shi Qingxuan felt itchy in her heart, and wanted to kick him.However, Shi Qingxuan still reciprocated the reservedness of a girl, and asked bluntly, "How do you say it?"

"Hearing the eminent monk's words, the passer-by looked at him like an idiot, and said: "I want a basket of fish and I can sell it, and then go buy a lot of fishing rods.Then rent the fishing rod to others, collect the rent, and keep a rod for yourself to continue to catch a lot of fish...""

"Amitabha... The poor monk doesn't want to talk to you." Shen Ao shook his head repeatedly with a very hurt expression.

"Hehehe!" Shi Qingxuan finally burst out laughing this time. After laughing again and again for a while, she said with emotion, "You are right, you are really good at making people laugh. I haven't laughed so much for a long time. Happy."

"Life is like looking at flowers on horseback, and no one knows where the return journey is... So, we should cherish every minute and every second to make ourselves happy, shouldn't we?"

"I've been taught, but I haven't asked the name of the young master yet." Shi Qingxuan smiled slightly.

Shen Ao squinted his eyes, and the old god still said, "Speaking of which, my name is still related to you, girl. I wonder if girl has heard of a sword fairy on Qingluan Mountain?"

"You are that sword fairy, Mr. Shen?" Shi Qingxuan was startled, and then said in surprise, "Mr. Qing...could it be that he recognized me long ago?"