The Strongest Big Brother

At this moment, Shen Ao took Yue Lingshan to find an inn to stay.Yue Lingshan sat stiffly on the stool beside her, not knowing how to get along with Shen Ao.

"Miss Shan'er, don't be so nervous. I'm not a tiger, so I don't want to eat you." Seeing Yue Lingshan sitting there dumbfounded, Shen Ao couldn't help but joked.

Hearing Shen Ao's words, Yue Lingshan couldn't help laughing.Although at the moment, her eyes are not blindfolded.But her frank and innocent smile still infected Shen Ao.

A seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl is exactly the right age.In addition, Yue Lingshan stayed in Huashan's lonely environment all year round.Presumably, her current mental age is only around fifteen or sixteen years old, right?This will be left to future generations, still in high school!At this age, do you expect her to make an oath to you forever?Especially a guy like Linghu Chong who has no taste, doesn't know how to please girls, and has a carefree personality.

By the way, Linghu Chong is twenty-six years old, right?Assuming that this guy had an idea of ​​the relationship between a man and a woman when he was twenty years old, that is to say, sister Yue Lingshan was only eleven or twelve years old at that time?Beast, oh beast!No wonder Yue Buqun didn't want to marry his daughter to Linghu Chong.My daughter was eleven or twelve years old, and she was already missed by the apprentice. Anyone who put this matter on her would feel awkward.

"There is nothing left or right, let me tell you a few jokes. In the past, a kind man would give ten copper coins to a beggar on the side of the road every day when he went out. Then it became five copper coins, and then it became two. So, the beggar couldn't help asking, why did you give me less and less money? The kind person said, I was living alone before, so I will give you ten copper coins. But later I married a wife, so I can only give you five copper coins. Then I have a son, so I can only give you two copper coins. After hearing this, the beggar was furious and said: How can you take What about my money to support your daughter-in-law and children?"

"Hahaha, that beggar is so funny. The money was obviously given to him by kind people, but he took it for granted." After hearing this, Yue Lingshan really laughed.

Shen Ao grinned, nodded and said, "Yeah, so habit is a very scary thing. It's like parents treating their sons. At the beginning, parents give their children a lot of money, but parents will grow old one day. This Sometimes, the son will complain, why is the money given to me less and less? But they don’t think about it, parents are not obliged to give them money all the time.”

"Hee hee, Big Brother Shen! Your story is not only funny, but also tells the truth about being a human being. Lingshan still wants to hear it."

Want more?What men like to hear most is what women say.

With the stories and jokes accumulated in Shen Ao's mind, it's not easy to tease a girl like Yue Lingshan?What is the most effective way to win a relationship with a girl?One, of course, is to give gifts often.The second thing is to find a way to make the girl happy.Therefore, it is essential to have a few joke stories in your mind.

Chapter 0128 The bottom line has dropped a lot recently

Shen Ao just recalled it for a while, and continued to talk casually, "One day, the Jade Emperor chatted with the Tathagata Buddha. The two were arguing about who is the most important person in the fairy world. The Jade Emperor said, I am the fairy world Lord, in charge of the thirty-three heavens. The Tathagata said: You have been beaten by a monkey. The Jade Emperor said again: I have endured [-] kalpas, and I have been reincarnated a hundred times and finally cultivated. The Tathagata said: You have been beaten by a monkey Hit. The Jade Emperor was angry, and he continued: I have four heavenly kings under me, Erlang Shenjun, Nezha, Taishang Laojun, the four gods of wind, thunder, water and fire, and millions of heavenly soldiers and generals. The Tathagata still said calmly: You were killed by monkeys. I fought. So the Jade Emperor surrendered."

"Hahaha~~~" After hearing Shen Ao's joke, Yue Lingshan was already out of breath from laughing.For a moment, his whole body trembled from laughing, and the pair of rabbit kings in front of his chest also followed waves of magnificence.

Seeing this 'shocking' picture, Shen Ao secretly drooled.It's very strange, the food in Huashan is not very good, and Yue Lingshan's sister is not very old, but why is this place so majestic?This is not scientific.

At this moment, the waiter at the inn brought the food Shen Ao had ordered into the room.

After the food was served, Yue Lingshan couldn't help feeling embarrassed.Because she can't see it!Can't see how to eat?

So, at this time, Shen Ao took the chopsticks very considerately, and said frankly, "I ordered roast chicken, braised crucian carp, cabbage and tofu, and a plate of beef. What do you want?"

Hearing Shen Ao's words, Yue Lingshan became even more embarrassed!She grew up so big that she couldn't remember how long she hadn't been fed.This is a very embarrassing thing for girls.Generally speaking, this kind of thing is only an intimate act between lovers, right?

"It's okay, you are a patient, and patients need to be taken care of naturally. Miss Shan'er, you don't have to be so embarrassed." Shen Ao said hypocritically, but he was actually very happy.If I feed myself every day in the future, the relationship between the two will definitely develop further.

Hey, in the final analysis, the rhythm of this wave led by Linghu Chong is too good.A good ADC needs to be a good carry teammate like Linghu Chong. (Mosquito is a LOL fan)

Under Shen Ao's persuasion, Yue Lingshan finally suppressed her inner shame and agreed to let him feed her.After all, she can't stop eating in the future, can she?

However, the process will be more tormented than imagined.Just imagine, Shen Ao is holding a piece of tofu with chopsticks and feeding it into Yue Lingshan's mouth, and touching it between her white teeth from time to time.After a while, another piece of chicken was placed in Yue Lingshan's mouth, and the chopsticks touched the soft tongue...

Although Yue Lingshan couldn't see this scene.But Shen Ao could see it, seeing Yue Lingshan's small mouth constantly moving, Shen Ao expressed that he was under a lot of pressure.Well, I always unconsciously think of some kind of unhealthy picture.Oh times, the bottom limit has dropped a lot recently.

"Do you want more? What are you going to eat this time?"

"Tofu~~~" Yue Lingshan pouted, and sucked in the rice grains from the corner of her mouth.

"Do you want more? Do you want some fish? I'll help you pick out the spines."

"Okay!" Yue Lingshan was eating like a good baby, she would eat whatever Shen Ao fed her.

After eating, Shen Ao saw that the corners of Yue Lingshan's mouth were full of greasy, so he immediately wiped her with a handkerchief.This time, Yue Lingshan was even more shy, her cheeks were so red that she was about to overflow with water.

Seeing Yue Lingshan embarrassed, Shen Ao hurriedly said haha, and explained, "Well, I'm sorry. I was used to serving people before, and when I saw the stain on your mouth, I did it subconsciously."

"Brother Shen is so advanced in martial arts, do you want to serve others? Who is this person?"

"Oh, it was when I was in the master's school. On weekdays, I cook for master and younger sisters, do laundry and so on."

"Ah? Didn't you say that a gentleman is far away from the kitchen? How can you let Brother Shen do these things? It should be appropriate for Brother Shen's younger sisters to do it." In Yue Lingshan's eyes, Shen Ao is a talented person. , a young hero with high martial arts skills.Therefore, I was very surprised by Shen Ao's words.

Shen Ao shook his head and denied, "The saying "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen" actually refers to a state of mind that cannot bear to kill. But because of the misunderstanding of the world, it is said that a gentleman should not approach the kitchen. I think this is completely unreasonable. Just think about it, if you can cook a delicious meal for your loved ones. Wouldn’t it be a joy? Plus, how cold is the water in winter? What should I do if the handles of my clothes are frozen? I am the only man in the division, so of course I have to bear it."

In other words, Qingluan Palace is already living with electricity, right?On weekdays, Zhihua uses the washing machine to wash clothes.Shen Ao had tried cooking a few times, but he felt that it was not delicious, so he gave up.

But it doesn't matter, the main reason is to leave a responsible and caring image in Yue Lingshan's heart.Occasional modification of sentences is not a big problem.

Sure enough, after hearing Shen Ao's words, Yue Lingshan said with emotion, "Brother Shen is really a good senior brother. He can think of his fellow juniors in this way. His martial arts are high, his knowledge is profound, and he is so caring and responsible." .Although I haven't seen Big Brother Shen yet, judging from what my parents said, Big Brother Shen must be a handsome knight, is Lingshan right?"

"Is there? I didn't pay attention to this, but my master often praises me. The proudest thing in my life is to accept such a handsome apprentice as me. Hahaha, just kidding, don't take it seriously." Shen Ao was very He joked with Yue Lingshan humorously.

Yue Lingshan was also amused by Shen Ao's special way of speaking.

At this time, Yue Lingshan compared this big brother Shen with her big brother in her heart.They are also senior brothers from the master's school. Although my senior brother's martial arts is good, he is much worse than Brother Shen.In terms of personality, he is carefree, although he is very good to himself, but sometimes he is not pleasing to others, and he is not as considerate and caring as Brother Shen.In addition, Brother Shen can tell jokes and knows medical skills.Thanks to him, my eyes have the hope of recovery.Alas, if only the elder brother was as perfect as elder brother Shen.

Although right now, Yue Lingshan just hoped that Linghu Chong would become as good as Shen Ao.But, in fact, even she herself didn't know that her admiration for Linghu Chong was inadvertently transferred to Shen Ao.Maybe one day, this little junior sister will find out that the best man in the world is not the senior brother.I have worshiped and admired him since I was a child, just because among the disciples of Huashan, the elder brother is a little bit more outstanding.

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PS: Tips: "Journey to the West" is the first romantic Han mythological novel in ancient China perfected by Wu Chengen, a novelist of the Ming Dynasty.In other words, in Swordsman, this mythological novel has already been published.

Chapter 0129 refuses to accept SOLO!

In front of Yue Buqun, Shen Ao admitted frankly that he had important matters to attend, and it was inconvenient to stay in Huashan to treat Yue Lingshan's eyes.These words, he is not an excuse.With Shen Ao's conceit, he believes that a mere Lin Pingzhi is not qualified to rob him of a girl.

The reason why he is unwilling to stay in Huashan is because the system still has tasks for Shen Ao to complete.You must know that the system will not allow him to leave this world until the task is completed.Of course, the time ratio between the copy world and the main world is 1:100.Even if Shen Ao stayed in the world of Swordsman for a hundred years, only one year has passed in the main world.

But you have to know that after Xiaoao, Shen Ao still needs to enter the dungeon worlds of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", "Shooting the Condor God Condor" and "Dragon Ba Bu".To be honest, Shen Ao is not willing to stay in the dungeon world for several years just for the next dungeon.

And Shen Ao's next destination this time is the Wudang faction in Wudang Mountain.Wudang School was founded by a generation of master Zhang Sanfeng!Back then, Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Junbao created the Wudang School, while Guo Xiang created the Emei School.In the next hundred years, the Wudang Sect and the Emei Sect became the nose heads of the righteous way.It even formed a tripartite confrontation with Shaolin.

A hundred years later, the Emei sect gradually declined.After all, as a female sect, if there are not a few masters in the sect, it will inevitably decline.However, in today's world of Swordsman, the two most powerful martial arts schools are still Shaolin and Wudang.

Among the missions of the system is a side mission, which is to let Shen Ao defeat the abbot of the Shaolin School, Master Fangzheng, and the head of the Wudang School, Daoist Chongxu.