My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the arctic wolf struggled to stop Little Pepper's hands trying to tear off his gas mask. Sound, audition... Can you hear it? Audition!"

"I can hear you, this is stinky tofu, please tell me." The man code-named "stinky tofu" said in a deep voice as he lightly pressed his finger on the communicator next to his ear.

"Oh, it's good to hear, next, the great and beautiful Lord T-Lillian is going to give a lecture!" The girl's excited voice came from the opposite side of the communicator, and she said loudly: "Listen up, you pigs! Useless! Bipolar disorder! Perverted and sadistic in women's clothing! I am your commander, the perfect BOW that combines beauty and wisdom—T-Lillian!"

There was no sound in the cabin for a moment, and the atmosphere was frighteningly cold for a moment, while on the other side, the girl in the communicator was still excited: "My lord has found your target. It is less than ten nautical miles away from you to the southeast of you. You can see it soon! Then I will send you the location of the target ship, and your task is to kill all the people on board! Don't let those stupid pigs disturb my sister's vacation, understand Is it?! Piggy, good-for-nothing, manic-depressive, perverted and sadistic?!"

"I'm not a pervert in women's clothing..." the arctic wolf, who was being held in Xiaojiali's arms, forced her in a low voice.

On the other side, after a moment of hesitation, the man codenamed "Stinky Tofu" said in a deep voice, "Understood."

"If you understand, go to work quickly! Scumbags!" The girl on the other side of the communicator said excitedly, and then only heard a harsh sound, and then there was no sound on the other side of the communicator.

After the communication ended, the cabin once again fell into a deathly silence. It was not until a few seconds later that everyone's communication equipment sounded the notification sound when receiving the message.

"Don't...don't touch it..." The arctic wolf whispered to Chili: "Still...still...have to work...if you keep touching...you...you can't..."

"Who does that little dwarf think she is?!" Suddenly, Chili frowned, and she dented the seat beside her with her fist, and at the same time said loudly: "Isn't it the supervisor's pet?! What's the matter?" Amazing?!"

Hearing the continuous noise in the cabin, Stinky Tofu retracted his body into the corner without a trace, I don't know if it was an illusion, this world has become a little different from the world he is familiar with...

Two more.

Six minutes and forty seconds, who is the licker, who is the stinky tofu?I understand naturally.

Volume 4 Mission.[-]-DLC. Macho Squad ([-])

In terms of qualifications, Stinky Tofu should be the oldest among these people in the cabin. Long before Black Umbrella became independent, he was working for Umbrella Company. At that time, the team he was in was called USS, which stands for "An Brera Rapid Response Security Force". Later, Umbrella collapsed and the USS troops were disbanded. He lived a miserable life in anonymity until a few years later, he was arrested for selling Umbrella's estate on the dark web. After losing his little tail, he had to pick up his gun again and start a new career.

Having said that, in fact, he has been idle all the time. Just when he naively thought that maybe the cynical research director had forgotten him, the director suddenly set up a strange research institute on a whim. The secret department, and the main job of the department is to observe the living conditions of a certain Eastern European mercenary.

The commander-in-chief of this team was pinched out of the research room by a director of Kasimir. He looked somewhat mentally retarded and blond. The female secretary, the department itself is directly responsible to Director Kasimir, and any information must not be leaked.

Next, without any suspense, he joined the small armed force of this wonderful department as an on-the-spot commander in wartime. This small force was full of problem children who had been kicked out by other branches, which once made him suspicious. Did the lord in charge want to kill him?

Hearing the irritating noise in the cabin, Stinky Tofu suddenly regretted it. Maybe before boarding the boat, he could spend some money and find a local tavern or something, stuff all these stupid teammates in, and then Complete the task alone, but now, Stinky Tofu is only worried that he will be killed by this group of idiots who made the war like a primary school student's outing.

No...it's better to worry about them than worrying about yourself...

Just when Stinky Tofu couldn't help but diverge farther and farther, a man's voice suddenly came from the cockpit, and the speedboat driver without a gas mask shouted: "I see, the target is ahead!"

Withdrawing his hand from under the arctic wolf, he licked his fingertips casually. Pepper stood up, went straight into the cockpit, and looked ahead out of the window. After a few seconds, Pepper's face was ugly and he said: "Damn, This is too big for his female horse, who can bear this size?!"

Just as he was talking, the people in the back seat gathered towards the door of the cockpit one by one. They looked at the target outside the window, and none of them spoke.

After a while, Canned Fish covered his face and said, "That thing...is a warship anyway..."

That's right, what appeared on the sea level in front of the yacht was a warship without any logo!Judging from the size, the ship is likely to be a patrol ship, but it seems to be much larger. On that warship, various armed forces can be faintly seen.

Just when everyone was surprised that the mission target turned out to be such a thing, a beam of white light suddenly shone from the direction of the warship, passed through the glass of the yacht, and hit everyone's faces directly.

"Get down! Quick!" Stinky Tofu standing at the door of the cockpit suddenly shouted, and at the same time grabbed the canned fish, while Chili standing next to the driver turned around instantly and threw the Arctic wolf to the ground , The quack doctor also fell to the ground immediately.

In the next second, accompanied by the roaring gunshot, the terrifying steel storm dragged the light and swept over in an instant. The dense iron rain passed through the front window, and in an instant, the yacht driver who was unable to react was beaten to a bloody mess.

"Damn it..." the stinky tofu holding the can of fish cursed in a low voice, while the machine gun swept over his head, he gritted his teeth, stood up abruptly and rushed to the bridge, pushing away the sieve-like corpse of the driver, Then quickly manipulated the yacht to move.

The horsepower was turned to the maximum, and the yacht drew a white line directly on the sea and rushed out. The machine guns on the warship followed the white light of the searchlight, and crazily tilted their firepower towards the yacht. On the other side, the arctic wolf was crushed by the pepper Turning over suddenly, he picked up the TAC-50 on the ground, rushed directly to the shattered window on the side of the yacht, held his breath, and raised the gun in his hand.

There were bursts of bullets hitting the yacht in his ears, but he didn't care, because his vision was not very good because of the searchlight on the opposite side, so he fired a shot towards the place where the light came, and instantly, The blinding white light disappeared, and then, without hesitation, he pointed the muzzle of the gun through the scope to the direction of the bullet.

In the scope that was shaking violently with the yacht, Arctic Wolf clearly saw a rather weird-looking guy standing behind the machine gun stand. He was wearing a tight black armor full of technological sense, and his head Wearing a weird helmet like a fly's head, at this moment, he is ecstasy tilting his firepower towards the yacht.

The arctic wolf took a deep breath, and then slowly aimed the scope at the fly's head while shaking violently. The gunshots and chili's scolding in his ears seemed to be getting farther and farther away from him. The moment the fly's head overlapped, the arctic wolf pulled the trigger without hesitation.

With the sound of the gunshot, the machine gun on the warship misfired instantly, and the arctic wolf shouted: "Kill it!"

"Good job! Kid!" The voice of stinky tofu came from the cab, and the next second, the yacht turned around suddenly and rushed straight towards the flank of the warship. On the other side, everyone who was lying on the ground stood up one after another. Come on, they quickly checked the weapons on their bodies, not seeing the absent-minded appearance of the gag just now, the arctic wolf squeezed past the chili pepper and the quack doctor, came to the stinky tofu, and set itself up through the glassless front window With the gun in his hand, he let the splashed mist hit his cloak and gas mask drop by drop.

On the warship, those guys wearing weird armors were scrambling to get back on the machine gun stand, but whenever someone approached the machine gun stand, the arctic wolf would accurately send bullets into their heads, and gradually, those guys finally He gave up regaining control of the machine gun platform, but directly picked up the automatic rifle and fired wildly at the yacht.

Bending down, stinky tofu was under the firepower, and forcibly drove the yacht to the side of the warship. Everyone in the yacht filed out, and fired the hooks that had been fixed on the yacht to the warship. Weird enemies are on fire.

Having emptied a magazine, Stinky Tofu changed the ammunition in a leisurely manner, and at the same time commanded: "Chili pepper and quack doctor follow me, canned fish and arctic wolf cover first."

As he said that, Stinky Tofu was the first to lock the hook, and he threw a shock bomb directly onto the warship. With the sound of the shock bomb, he pulled out the pistol at his waist with one hand, and grabbed the rope climber with the other. Clamping the rope with both legs, he rushed towards the warship directly along the hook lock, followed by hot pepper and quack doctor.

Seeing that someone wanted to board the boat, the enemy immediately stood up and wanted to fight back, but in the next second, the firepower of the canned fish and the arctic wolf firmly suppressed them. Under the cover of the two, the stinky tofu quickly brought With peppers and quacks on board.

After bursts of gunshots were heard on the boat, Stinky Tofu popped up, waved to the two people on the speedboat and said, "Come on!"

Without hesitation, the arctic wolf and the canned fish climbed directly onto the warship with the help of the rope climber along the hook lock...

Three shifts.

After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to write this DLC. After all, this group of people in the DLC is the main character of the fifth volume.

Volume 4 Mission.[-]-DLC. Macho Squad ([-])

The moment he jumped onto the boat, the arctic wolf quickly threw the TAC-50 behind him, pulled out the pistol at his waist, turned his head, and saw enemy corpses lying on the ground, burning The flames quickly turned to ashes in the sea breeze.

"What is this?" The arctic wolf couldn't help but whispered.

"It's not important." Commanded the stinky tofu holding HK-416 on the side: "Arctic wolf, you go to occupy the upper floor and provide us with support. Chili is responsible for protecting the arctic wolf. Quack doctors and canned fish follow me to find this place." The main control room of the ship."

After assigning the task, everyone moved quickly. There were not so many enemies on this ship. After solving a few monsters wearing black armor with the help of Pepper, the arctic wolf quickly boarded the tower on the third floor and set up Putting the gun in his hand, he kept scanning the deck and the surrounding sea area through the scope, ready to report any abnormal situation to his teammates at any time, while Chili was standing by the tower, guarding the surroundings.

Under the tower, the stinky tofu took the canned fish and the quack doctor quickly across the deck, and they came to the side hatch. The canned fish and the quack doctor quickly separated and guarded the left and right sides of the hatch, and the stinky tofu was facing the hatch. After giving thumbs up to his teammates on both sides, he switched pistols, opened the hatch a crack, and threw a shock bomb directly in.