My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"What about drinking?"

"I can't drink too much either." Li Yexing, who always drank from a box, shook his head and said.

Hearing Li Yexing's answer, the smile on Bai Zhengyan's face collapsed immediately, and there was even a hint of disdain in his eyes looking at Li Yexing. Those eyes seemed to say: You can't smoke cigarettes, and you can't drink alcohol. Can't drink, I want your son-in-law to have a fart? !

Chapter 61. The Big Man in Los Angeles ([-])

There were only a few words in the conversation, and the atmosphere was awkward for several times. Li Yexing dared not answer again.

damned!What happened to Mu Qing's father? !

Now, Li Yexing was extremely confused, he was worried that his father-in-law was cheating on him!

"Well, smoking and drinking are all things in the past..." After a long while, Li Yexing let go of his tone after deliberation, he hesitated and said: "After meeting Mu Qing, I quit, Mu Qing, she This aspect...is very strict."

The first half of the sentence is nonsense, and the second half is the truth.

"Oh..." Nodding seriously, Bai Zhengyan raised his head slightly, leaned his back against the back of the sofa chair, and then, in front of Li Yexing, took out a bag of squeezed bags from the back of the sofa cushion. He held a crumpled cigarette, skillfully flicked the cigarette case, and put a slightly bent cigarette in his mouth, he slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, and said proudly: "The men of our Bai family should not be afraid of their wives. "

"But, Mu Qing didn't let me smoke, didn't you let us pamper Mu Qing?" Li Yexing tentatively asked, "Using your words, I'm still in the promotion period. ..”

"So, young people are young..." As if mocking Li Yexing for his lack of spirituality, Bai Zhengyan bent down, took out an ashtray from under the sofa, placed it by his feet, and then lightly lit the lighter in the ashtray. Smiling, he said to Li Yexing: "Purchase is not necessarily only aimed at the customers themselves, you can also target the elders of the customers. If you can persuade the elders of the customers to let the customers buy something, isn't that also a kind of success?" Sell ​​it?"

Suddenly realized, Li Yexing finally understood Bai Zhengyan's subtext: You only care about pleasing my daughter, not her father?

Bending down, he took out a lighter from the interlayer of his trouser legs and lit it. Li Yexing leaned in front of Bai Zhengyan and said respectfully, "Uncle Bai, I'll give you some."

"Well, I'm on the right path, although I'm a bit stupid, but I'm not so hopeless..." Smiling, he lit the cigarette between his lips, and took a nice puff, while Bai Zhengyan sprayed white cigarettes through his nostrils. Wu took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and handed it to Li Yexing. At the same time, he said with a smile: "I brought the lighter with me, and you said you don't know how to smoke?"

"Thank you, Uncle Bai..." After receiving the cigarette from Bai Zhengyan, Li Yexing lit the lighter and took a deep breath. After a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Uncle Bai, are we here?" Wouldn't it be better to go out to smoke? The living room smells like smoke after a while, isn't it revealing?"

"It doesn't matter, the doors and windows are open..." The old man Bai Zhengyan said with a smile, "The kitchen will be busy for a while. After they finish their work, the smell of smoke will be gone."

Giving a thumbs up to Bai Zhengyan, Li Yexing's eyes were full of compliments and admiration.

However, didn't you say that men from the Bai family were never afraid of their wives?

After swallowing the clouds for a while, Bai Zhengyan approached him again, and he said to Li Yexing with a light smile, "Okay, kid, stop pretending, how much can you drink?"

Li Yexing thought for a while and raised an index finger.

"A bottle?" Immediately, Bai Zhengyan felt a little disappointed.

Li Yexing shook his head, still holding up a finger.

"Can you drink a whole bottle?" There was a little light in his eyes, and Bai Zhengyan became interested.

Shaking his head again, Li Yexing twitched the corners of his mouth lightly and played tricks.

"How much is that?" Bai Zhengyan was a little confused.

With a smug smile on his face, Li Yexing raised his index finger and bragged, "Keep drinking."

"Oh, you kid, aren't you bragging?" Although there was still some disbelief in his tone, his face was already full of joy, Bai Zhengyan smiled and said: "No, I have to meet you today, we Bai Zhengyan There are a lot of men in the family!"

"Okay, as long as Uncle Bai can drink, I'll definitely accompany you..." Li Yexing became excited seeing the old man so bright, just as he wanted to have a good communication with this funny, humorous and down-to-earth middle-aged handsome man again. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps with slippers on the ground came from the direction of the kitchen and came straight to the living room.

"Oops!" Accompanied by Bai Zhengyan's low voice, Li Yexing and the old man looked at each other in dismay, then bent down at the same time, and strangled half of the cigarette butt into the ashtray. On the one hand, Li Yexing quickly pushed the ashtray onto the sofa On the other hand, Bai Zhengyan gripped the cigarette case tightly and pushed it under the sofa cushion, but because the action was too rough, suddenly, a crack opened in the cigarette case, and the tobacco scattered from the cigarette Scattered all over the place.

"Damn it!" Li Yexing exclaimed subconsciously in the face of the old man who had suddenly lost his chain. He subconsciously raised his head and looked at Bai Zhengyan, but when he saw Bai Zhengyan staring at him straightly, he just As if he was thinking about something, Bai Zhengyan straightened up abruptly, stuffed the cigarette case into his hand with a serious face, and at the same time, Bai Zhengyan lit the cigarette with a serious face Nodding, it was as if handing over to Li Yexing was not a cigarette case, but an important mission, and those eyes seemed to be saying to Li Yexing: Take it well, and die generously!

Ruined!The yellow mud falling on the crotch is neither shit nor shit!This old man can't take it anymore!

The next second, the sound of footsteps arrived in the living room, and the people who came were Bai Muqing, who still had flour on her hands, and Bai Muqing's mother who looked [-]% similar to Bai Muqing, the beautiful woman whom Bai Zhengyan called Yumei, and Li Yexing's wife. Mother-in-law, at this moment, there is still a trace of suspicion on the face of the mother-in-law. After she gently rubbed her nose, she immediately changed her face and fixed her eyes on the two big men on the sofa.

"Majority..." The tone was gentle, warm like spring flowers in March, but the corners of her mouth were so cold, like a cold spring in three volts, the beautiful woman smiled lightly and asked the middle-aged man: "What did we say last time?" coming?"

"Wild... night walk! You...how can you smoke at home!" Compared to her mother who can still speak in a pleasant (?) manner, Bai Muqing looked like she was going to be blown out of anger, she said urgently with her eyes wide open : "I just praised you from my mother and grandparents! How could you... how could you do this to me?!"

"It doesn't matter, Xiao Li is still young. When he was young, it doesn't hurt to drink a little bit of tobacco and alcohol. After all, men have to socialize. I understand..." While staring at the creepy smile, he looked at Li. Ye Xing nodded, and at the same time patted Bai Muqing's back lightly, comforting the frizzy Bai Muqing, the beautiful woman turned her head, narrowed her eyes slightly and said to Bai Zhengyan: "But you, Zhengyan, still treat yourself as the second A lad in his teens?"

"Oh! That's why I said it all, let him smoke less!" He patted Li Yexing's shoulder vigorously, and Bai Zhengyan said to his wife with a righteous face: "What's wrong with being young?! Youth is capital. Is it?! Can you squander your body wantonly when you are young?!"

With that said, Bai Zhengyan turned his head and said to Bai Muqing with a serious face: "Ye Xing is a rare good boy, I like him very much! Qingqing, you have to take good care of him, don't let Ye Xing go astray !"

"Really? Zhengyan? Don't you smoke?" the beautiful woman asked with a smile.

"I didn't smoke!" Patting his son-in-law-to-be on the shoulder, Bai Zhengyan said nonsense without changing his expression, "He did!"

Looking at her father's swearing face, Bai Muqing's face evoked a sneer that Li Yexing missed so much. Immediately afterwards, Bai Muqing stepped forward and snatched away the hand that Xu held in Li Yexing's hand. The cigarette case, she glanced at the packaging of the cigarette case, and then handed it directly to her mother without saying a word.

After receiving the cigarette case from Bai Muqing, the mother-in-law lowered her head to take a look, then smiled and said to Bai Zhengyan: "What a coincidence, Zhengyan, the cigarettes that Xiao Li smokes, and the cigarettes you always hide in the toilet, It seems to be a brand..."

The Bai family is inherited in one continuous line. Apart from the free family style and paranoid personality, there seems to be henpeck...

Chapter 62. The Big Man in Los Angeles ([-])

With a silver spoon, scoop up the pork and scallion fillings, place them in the center of the dumpling wrapper, fold your palms together, and press the edges of the dumpling wrapper tightly with your fingers to create wrinkles. Li Yexing neatly placed the wrapped dumplings on the chopping board aside on, and then turned his gaze back slightly, vaguely, he could hear the voice from the living room outside the kitchen, the mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law seemed to be having a criticism meeting around the father-in-law.

"How can you let Xiao Li smoke? It's rare that Qingqing brought her boyfriend back!"

"Exactly! Now, what do people think of our Bai family?!"

"That boy was originally..." Father-in-law tried to argue.

"Just what? Seriously, people who are already in sixth grade, why don't you discipline yourself at all?! Aren't you afraid that you won't survive your father?!"

"Wait, old woman, what are you talking about?" The old man who had been silent all this time finally couldn't help but speak.