My Girls Are All Biochemical Monsters, What Should I Do?

"I found you." She said to herself

I have a protruding lumbar disc, I can't sit for a long time, and I'm a little slower, please forgive me

Volume 1 Mission.8-[-]...Macho Man Shopping

In the early morning, Li Yexing was woken up by the sound of the phone.

Pushing away Tiliris who was pressing on him, Li Yexing looked at the caller ID, it was Argo, after thinking about it, he answered the call.

"Hello, Argo."

"It's a pity that you are still alive." Argo's voice came from the other side of the phone, and he sounded a little tired.

"The business is messed up," Li Yexing said straight to the point, "You didn't tell me beforehand that the BSAA would intervene."

"I don't know either. Our benefactor didn't tell me anything. I thought it was just a simple armed escort."

"So my final payment can't be settled?"

"I'm afraid that's the case. Our patrons are very irritable now. They think I sold the information to the BSAA. Hell, do I look like the kind of person who has no professional ethics?" Agor complained: " If you want me to betray my employer's information, I have to pay the employer double the price, this is the rule, BSAA will not give me so much!"

"Then you really have professional ethics." Li Yexing taunted. At this moment, a small white hand rested lightly on Li Yexing's chest. Li Yexing lowered his head and saw the sleepy-eyed Tiliris looking at him.

"Li Yexing, it's so noisy..." Tilly Lisi complained softly.

"Wait, Li Yexing, why did I hear your woman's voice?" Agor asked on the other side of the phone, "I'm looking for a woman right after I came back. You really deserve to be a young man, full of energy."

"It's none of your business? It's not your female horse!" Li Yexing cursed casually, and at the same time stretched out his hand to touch Tilly Lisi's head. Tilly Lisi leaned on Li Yexing's chest and let out a satisfied moan.

"I suggest you wash your stinky mouth with soap, you mad dog." Agore replied: "But speaking of it, the cargo of your convoy was taken away by BSAA, right?"

"It's better to say that it was killed by the BSAA." Li Yexing said: "They transported two trucks of BOW, and I just slipped away when I saw that thing. You know, the farther away this kind of thing is, the better."

"It's better to hide as far away as possible? Don't want me?" Tiriris raised her head and asked.

"I didn't mention you." Li Yexing rubbed Tilly Lisi's head.

"BOW..." Agor murmured, "Fortunately, this happened outside. If Mr. Chopper finds out, I will be in big trouble."

"Giovanna? The golden-haired Italian Mafia?"

"Ah, that's the Italian guy..." Agor said, "Okay, there's nothing else to do, just ask about the details of the mission, and I have to communicate with our sponsor. Since this kind of thing is shipped, It’s easy for me to talk, anyway, they don’t dare to make a fuss.”

"Let's leave it for nothing, and I'm pretty busy right now." After speaking, Li Yexing hung up the phone.Tilly Lisi gently rubbed against Li Yexing's chest.

"Li Yexing, breakfast."

"Egg bacon bread, I'll warm you a cup of milk."

Li Yexing patted Tilly Lisi's little head, got out of bed, stretched his body, and there was a crackling sound from his bones.

In the small room behind the bar, Agor hung up the phone, and then dialed the other side: "He said that the thing was taken away by BSAA, so what the hell is your boss shipping? BOW? This is the same as what was agreed before." Is it different?"

"It has nothing to do with you." A cold female reply came from the other side of the phone: "Now, give me the location of that mercenary."

"Why do you want his address?"

"There are some things that need to be discussed with him. This is also what the boss means."

"Okay, you give the money, you are God, I will send you the address right away, that's it, hang up."

After breakfast, Li Yexing sat on the sofa and watched the news with his laptop. Tilly Liss also came over. The news was reporting on an airport in the United States. It seemed that something had happened. A plane crashed. Straight into the airport, like a knife on a birthday cake.

"It was confirmed early yesterday that the airport was attacked by biochemical terrorism. Through the efforts of the special operations team, several survivors including the senator have been rescued. One SRT team member died in the operation last night..."

What was mentioned in the news was the plot of "Resident Evil. Deterioration". A former Umbrella researcher cooperated with big capital to establish Wilmar Pharmaceuticals. However, this company was strongly resisted by local residents, especially when the media exposed After the company conducted human trials in India, this resistance reached its peak. Everyone was afraid of a repeat of the Raccoon City incident, and then there was this drama. Regional delivery of vaccines expands its influence, but that idiot researcher has his own little calculations. He wants to use this accident to let Indian warlords see the influence of biochemical weapons for profit, and by the way, use the hands of the protagonist group to complete a wave of delicate operations It was a genius idea to blow up the company building to get rid of the golden cicada and collect a wave of actual combat data on the G virus. Then he was smashed by the protagonist group headed by Leon.

An old British pastry chef once said: Human beings have limits. The more you play tricks, the more you will find that people have limits.This seemingly shrewd researcher with cerebral palsy obviously didn't understand this truth, so he stretched his hips without any suspense.

The news reported that it was already dawn, and Wilma had exploded, and even the researcher’s wet pants had probably been changed. I didn’t expect that when he killed himself last night, the " The past major events in the world of "Resident Evil" gave Li Yexing a strange feeling.

For the next two days, nothing happened, no entrustment came to the door, and Agor did not introduce work. Except for going out to buy groceries, Li Yexing and Ti Lilisi got tired of being together every day. He asked Agor to help him build a PS2. At first Agor thought it was some kind of weaponry, but when he learned that it was a game console, he was stunned, and said that he could help to pay attention to it next time when he went out. In fact, Li Yexing wanted to get an XBOX360, but when he learned that There is always a feeling of living in history before the gadget comes out.

"What is PS2?" Tilly Lisi asked, looking up while playing "Call of Duty" on Li Yexing's laptop.

"Game consoles are dedicated to playing games. If we don't work in the future, we can play games to pass the time together." Li Yexing didn't think about buying a game console at first, but just downloaded a pirated version of "Call of Duty" on his computer. , When I was playing, I found that Tiliris seemed to be very interested in this. After a brief introduction to the operation, Tiriris quickly got started. Her response was fast, the operation was very stable, and she was also very interested in the guns in the game.

"They used this gun to hit me before." Pointing to the gun in the game, Tilly Lisi said so.

So Li Yexing gave Tiliris another AR-15, a relic of his boss, who was still able to get started very quickly. Li Yexing took her to the shooting range, and she shot very accurately. It seemed that there was no recoil in her hand. Seeing this, Li Yexing asked her to try the Desert Z Eagle that the boss treasured. Holding the gun in Tiliris' hands is like a BB bomb toy, shooting with both hands, and then shooting with one hand continuously, the gun shoots through the head of the target within 20 meters, without missing a shot.

"This is your new horse?" The shooting range owner's jaw almost dropped, "Li, where did you get this kid?"

Li Yexing said it was okay, but his heart was already in turmoil. Tiriris wouldn't even be able to shoot the Desert Zhawk, so it must be true that the arm strength is 10 tons, right?

Although Tiliris was very cute, Li Yexing had to admit again that he had picked up the treasure. He didn't believe what Tiliris said before, but now he believed it a little bit. This child is very strong, even if he is not around Ability to protect yourself well.

With a Desert Z Hawk pinned to his waist, an AR-15 on his back, and the same "Call of Duty" mask used to cover his face, his conspicuous silver hair was tied into a single ponytail and hidden in his rather rebellious-looking clothes. On the way home, Tiriris kicked her legs and hummed. Although she always had a deadpan face, she looked very happy.

"What's for dinner tonight?" Li Yexing asked, walking on the road with his hands in his pockets.

"I want to eat beer chicken wings, braised pork, and..." The girl who was in a good mood recited all the dishes Li Yexing had cooked in the past few days. , "If you want to keep it simple, how about beef curry?"

"Yeah." The girl nodded, and began to mutter again, "Beef curry, beef curry..."

"Let's go, let's go buy some ingredients, the refrigerator is a bit empty these days."

On the street, Tilly Lisi looked at the women selling prostitutes on the street receiving customers, and then imitated their appearance and went up and hugged Li Yexing's arm.