I Didn't Open the Harem, What Did I Do Wrong?

"..."

five minutes later

about to fall asleep

and many more!

Mu Zidu suddenly sat up from the bed, and found in a panic that he had neglected a very important matter.

I don't seem to have written anything about today's homework~~!

Hey, let's talk about a few topics.

Selling miserable testimonials on the shelves (?)

No!

Chat moment (√)

It’s time for this new book after more than a month. Whether it’s an old friend chasing after Dian Niang or a book friend who came from the heart, let’s chat.

I hate selling miserably, so I won't talk about boring things today, I will choose a few interesting topics to talk to you who have not seen for a long time.

First of all, it is the second disease.

Now that I'm chatting, I'll blew up my black history.

When I was in junior high school, I ran into the school yard during a particularly severe thunderstorm and yelled:

"I want to time travel and become Hokage!"

After that day, I was pissed off at school (cover face).

How should I put it, when I was in junior high school, I was obsessed with Xiaobaiwen of a certain Lu all day long. Every day, my mind was full of dreams of traveling to the world of Hokage, Death God and One Piece, killing all directions, and snatching beautiful women to be my wife.

So, it was a moment of insanity...well, people made fun of me about it until the college holiday reunion.

Later, I was immersed in Dianniang's cool articles. I remember that my favorite at that time was "Rebirth of the Thief Walking the World" by the crazy snail. The consequences are....

I spent all day poking my classmate in the back with a ballpoint pen and yelling, "Backstab! Killer!"

Fuck, it's still so embarrassing to think about it now!

As for, there are countless things like shouting "Dragon Sword ~!" with the sword bought for five yuan.

Later, when I got older, I fell in love with anime.

What excellent ** works such as "Out of the Bag", "Stigmata Alchemist", "Pandora", "High School D×D" made me addicted to them, which led me to meet "Black xx" and "Night xx" Dong" Keke cough... Well, the speed is a bit fast.

Of course, I also met really excellent works, such as "Clannad", "air", "Sword Art Online", "Sakurasou"...

It's too much.

However, my entry into the house was "Sword Art Online", and even now, as an old man in my junior year, I still say "My sword can fight for another five hundred years" in the video about "Sword" on Xiaopozhan Class barrage.

Of course, when I was in junior high school and high school, I often posted bullet screens like "The xx between you is me.xxx".

But at that time, I was chasing both "Swordsman" and "Sakurasou".

All in all, they are all my wives!

Oh, back to the original topic, let's continue to talk about the second disease.

The so-called secondary disease is actually roughly divided into three stages.

①Original Secondary School.The whole world is illusory, and "special effects" are everywhere.It's what everyone thinks is escapism.

②Graduated from secondary school.Recognize the reality and despise the former self at the same time, feel so stupid.Most people graduate at this stage.

③ Free switching.At this stage, I no longer escape from reality, but I also do not give up the spiritual world. Fantasy and reality coexist, and secondary school has become the flavoring agent of life.Sick? Not anymore.

I don’t know if there are any friends who read my book who have gone through these three journeys like me, but I still hope that all the teenagers who have passed the second grade can retain that fun in the end.

The real middle school two dare to face the bleak life and face up to the dripping blood.How can the desire to become a hero and save the world be easily stifled by the ordinary.

I am the strongest lv6, the one who kills the gods, the first Hokage, the pilot of the first machine...

Then let’s talk about writing and life.

Because of the above-mentioned experience, I, a patient with secondary illness and a guy who fantasizes in his mind all day, started writing a book.

Around the end of junior high school, I wrote a book called "My Campus Harem Love Story"....em,,,,, quite a vulgar book.

I beg you guys don't read it, I felt so embarrassed after reading a few chapters before, I blushed so embarrassingly.

When I was in high school, because of my studies and forgetting the password in a certain Lu at that time, the book was never touched again.

Black History——Seal!

Later, after an ordinary college student experienced a series of things such as falling in love, falling in love, failing a class, skipping classes, traveling together, and so on, he wanted to do something, and he wanted to make something.

In other words, he is a fool who actually wants to write books to make money and live on.

Then...it hit the street, more than 200 days, 70 favorites, 300 first orders and [-] average orders, the shopkeepers don't even know each other.

Fortunately, I probably met a group of interesting and warm book friends.

Although I still don't understand why someone is willing to reward my book, it's obviously not very well written.