I Didn't Open the Harem, What Did I Do Wrong?

Yi Lingyuan drank tea calmly, as if he wasn't the one who was treated like this by Mu Zidu, but in Mu Zidu's eyes, this gesture was undoubtedly more noble.

"Cough cough," Yi Lingyuan cleared his throat and began to speak slowly:

"First of all, we need to understand one thing. We are going to open a harem, not Brother Cheng. Therefore, before overthrowing, you have to ask yourself three questions: Is the favorability of overthrowing enough? Will you collapse after overthrowing? Will it make her happy?"

Muzi's eyes widened and he thought over and over again in his heart what Yi Lingyuan said about "the first three questions". He immediately felt that once an expert made a move, it would be powerful!

"Of course, the three questions mentioned before belong to the last step, let's leave it alone, let's start with the most basic character design."

'"First of all, you have to figure out what kind of person will open a harem."

"Asahi?"

"No!"

Yi Lingyuan resolutely refuted Mu Zidu's answer, and hated iron for failure:

"The kind of sex harem manga where a word of Asahi can be inexplicably liked by all kinds of girls and know each other's existence, and they are jealous, vying for each other's favor, and even allow the male lead to be lovable. It has long since disappeared. Because it is a normal thinking person. You know, an ordinary boy who has no merits and only knows about Asahi—no one likes it at all!"

"In your age of upright youth, the reasons for girls to fall in love with someone are actually very simple, such as good study, good looks, good family background, good math, good playing, hard-working class monitor or active member of the student union... in school The chairman of the executive committee who worked hard for everyone at the garden festival."

"But, this doesn't mean that they will like an ordinary boy with no merits. Let alone a harem, it is basically impossible to be popular even if they want to be popular."

reality.

Incomparably real.

"Of course, maybe what I said is a bit absolute, but unless you have provided some help to others, and experienced some incidents together. Otherwise, an ordinary boy will not be liked by a beautiful girl."

"Actually~~, if someone who can really open a harem, you already have a lot in you, but you haven't noticed it all the time."

"Me, me?"

Muzi blinked his eyes in disbelief, while Yi Lingyuan continued to speak unhurriedly, with emotion in his expression.

"Listen to me to tell you carefully..."

Mu Zi immediately sat up straight and waited for his next words with serious eyes.

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py a book. "Tail Ark"

Amiya's tail feels like a dumpling, moderately soft and hard, just enough to fill the entire palm of the hand. "

"Old Chen has tiny dragon scales on his tail, which is slippery and cold, and the red tail hair at the end is just like the finishing touch. It's really beautiful. Once you touch it, you will want to be praised for the second time!"

"Melansha's cat tail is thin and flexible, and it always runs around restlessly in her hand when she touches it, full of vitality."

"Shi Huaiya's tiger tail has gorgeous patterns, thick and long, soft fur and strong bones, and can even be used as a pillow to hug and sleep!"

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"Generally speaking, from ancient times to today, several types of classic personages in the harem are nothing more than: a handsome scholar full of poems and books, a romantic and humorous prodigal son, a painter, musician, and personable The wealthy and noble son, the clean and sunny boy in a white shirt, and the rich and powerful domineering president who is vulgar but easy to use."

Yi Lingyuan could see that Mu Zidu wanted to ask a question now, but he stretched out his hand and pressed down to signal Mu Zidu to wait for his explanation.

"The first one is easy to explain. Since ancient times, there have been countless love stories between scholars rushing for exams and those young ladies, fox spirits, and all kinds of fairies. "

Saying so, Yi Lingyuan frowned and said: "Judging from your face, handwriting and reading a lot of books, it's okay if you don't keep a straight face. Now you can show it occasionally, this inadvertent contrast Meng is actually a girl who likes this set very much.”

"And a romantic, sentimental, humorous, passionate prodigal son who understands women's thoughts..." Yi Lingyuan glanced at Mu Zidu, "From what I said before, sometimes you are simply a straight man of steel , not for you at all. '

"As for the underappreciated sad painters, musicians, etc..."

"Can you draw?"

Muzi shook his head.

"Do you know music, like singing well?"

Muzi nodded quickly.

"Really..." Yi Lingyuan, who didn't know how bad Mu Zidu's singing skills are at all, came up with an idea: "When a girl feels sad, you can sing her a gentle song. If both of you listen It's been better."

Yi Lingyuan didn't know what kind of disaster his words had planted for Muzi in the future.

"Among them, the personable and noble son of a wealthy family is basically the current situation, and it is also the trait I said you possess."

Feeling that his throat was a bit dry, Yi Lingyuan coughed twice and before he could speak, Mu Zidu turned into a qualified dog and beckoned to the waiter for a cup of Wuyishan black tea, and handed it to Yi Lingyuan respectfully.

"Boss, you drink tea."

After giving Mu Zidu a look of "you are very good", Yi Lingyuan moistened his throat and said:

"Young son of a wealthy family, just by listening to it, girls have all kinds of longings."

"This kind of role itself is a kind of existence that makes girls full of fantasy, which is equivalent to the rich lady or princess in boys' fantasy, but girls are more sexy and have more fantasies, so once the emotions that are paid will appear. Deeper and more complex."

"From the stories of "Cinderella" and "Prince Charming" in the future, it will be enough to get a glimpse of it. Girls have fantasized about having such a handsome and noble prince since childhood."

"Noble status, handsome, young and rich, personable, sometimes gentle, sometimes domineering, doting also plays with the girls, making them love and hate. Full of entanglements, cutting constantly and messing up, knowing that there are other women around me but And I can't make up my mind to leave... As long as time goes by and I get used to it, it's okay for everyone to be happy together even with children."

In Mu Zidu's mind, he recalled the "Longzhong Dui" he learned in Chinese class.

[The general led the people of Yizhou out of Qinchuan, how dare the common people not eat the pot of pulp to welcome the general?If this is the case, the hegemony can be achieved, and the Han Dynasty can prosper. 】