I Didn't Open the Harem, What Did I Do Wrong?

"What kind of brave are you, are you sure you are not a robber?"

Looking at the well-dressed Muzi, Yiyi Le couldn't help complaining loudly, and the crown on his head was about to fall off with a fierce tone.

"King~~ Think about it carefully, what if a boss blocks the door as soon as I, a brave man, go out? What if this boss can transform into a second stage?"

Mu Zidu's words passed through the earphones to the ears of Urobuchi Gen and Okochi First Floor in the control room, which made the two screenwriters think, not to mention that this development seems really interesting.

Ichijo Raku fell into deep thought, Onodera Kosaki said weakly:

"Y-shouldn't be? Hasn't it always developed like this?"

"All the part-time demon kings have come out, who knows if there will be such a development."

What Mu Zi said made sense, but unfortunately they didn't prepare any props, so one piece of music was simply transferred to another topic.

"That...it's okay, we have prepared helpers for you."

The lights moved aside, and Chika Fujiwara appeared in a maid outfit.

"Boom~!"

Than a pair of scissors hands in the eyes, that smiling natural look is Chika Fujiwara's iconic cuteness.

"This is the best magical girl in our country, and it's the kind with a head."

Onodera Kosaki's introduction made Muzi want to burst out, looking at the magical girl costume on her, and the maid costume on Chika Fujiwara.

Ah, that's right, these two people are wearing their clothes backwards.

"Hey~~ The foreign aid Sang family came to help you~ Are you very happy~ I am the strongest magician now~"

"Wait, let's not talk about your clothes, what does the 'yo' you add after every sentence mean?"

"Although she is a magical girl on the surface, she is also a rap behind her back~!"

"If every sentence is followed by 'Yo can be considered a rap, then I'm afraid I am also a rap.. Yo~!'"

Fujiwara Chika hugged Mu Zidu's arm in dissatisfaction, coquettishly dissatisfied:

"Foreign aid Sang~~bullying people!"

(You also know how to bully people. Why didn’t you think about it when you deliberately made that move in the preparation room before? I almost died on the spot!)

Muzi turned away with a cold face and didn't look at Fujiwara Chika acting cute there, and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

【So, the brave man and the magical girl (the one with the head) embarked on a journey to conquer the devil. 】

first round!

Tanshengya Morixia appeared in a tulle dress, with all kinds of strange shiny accessories all over his body.

"I am an elf magician who has lived for 4399 years. I have come to tell the great brave man that the boss named [Evil King's True Eye] and her servant [Thunder Hammer] are waiting for you. Please take me with you." Let's fight."

"Okay, Sen-sama."

"Don't call me that name..."

If it was Tushou Sanae or Xiaotiaoyou Liuhua who called this name, Nishi Gu Morixia would have refuted it loudly, but what Mu Zi said, Nishi Gu Morixia just blushed and whispered resentment.

"I'd be very shy."

"I see, then Miss Senxia, ​​please be my helper!"

Mu Zidu's face was suddenly so close, and the depth of his eyes made Senxia Danshenggu unable to look away. The beating sound of his heart became more and more clear, and his mind was completely blurred. Stumbling and whispering to himself:

"It's...so...too foul."

"What? Any more questions?"

"No, nothing, please let me die for you!"

When Mu Zidu stepped forward to hold her hands, Dan Shenggu Senxia's little head nodded quickly, her whole face was flushed, it is estimated that Mu Zi would let her do anything now.

"No, this is..."

Before Mu Zi finished speaking, the little bird You Liuhua, who couldn't bear to watch anymore, rushed up with Toshou Sanae.

"Brave Fusu~ I am the true eye of the evil king, if you want to defeat the devil king, you must defeat me first."

"I am the most loyal servant of my master - Thunder Hammer! The counterfeit Sen-sama will make you suffer today!"

One of the two took out her umbrella, and the other swung her twin ponytails, but the end of the ponytails was wrapped in a sandbag, and it was very imposing. My elder brother's forehead is too high, which is probably caused by this incident.

"Thunder strike!"

Tomori Sanae took the lead in attacking, but the war hammer he swung deviated and hit Fujiwara Chika's chest, and under the action of force, he successfully bounced back and hit her forehead, which made Dansheng Gu Morixia laugh out loud.

Tomomori Sanae looked at Chika Fujiwara who was shyly covering her chest, and then looked at her flat chest, tears appeared in the corners of her eyes.

"You false Mori-sama, you still dare to laugh at me~~!"

Such a sliding shovel directly shoveled Dan Shenggu Morixia to the ground, but...the place it went to was really not right, two beautiful girls kissing or something...It really gave the audience enough benefits.

The two got up at the fastest speed in their lives, and continued to fight with each other unceremoniously, which made Chika Fujiwara, who was ignored, could only cheer for the two while shouting "xx yo~".

The battlefield between Mu Zidu and Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua is equally fierce, probably because of Mu Zidu's ambiguous behavior, the uncomfortable Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua worked extra hard when waving the umbrella, so Mu Zidu had to hold the whole umbrella. The village's best sword struggled to resist.

After many collisions, the best sword in the village became two knots. Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua swung an umbrella on Mu Zidu's face, and a red mark appeared clearly.